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>>1574488
Based Doloh

>job to baron corbain for months
>get title shot

Wwe logic

>>1574495
that's what you get for going after Cena's girl

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>waifu

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>Becky

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>>1574529
>Not liking Becky

>>1574479
Invite them inside and ask them for stories about wrestling in Japan.

>>1574485
You open the window for them to come inside. Besides how wet the rug has become, you note how eerily demonic Finn Balor's face looks and the trance among Matt Bloom's oddly phallic face. Continue? Y/N

>>1574479
>open my window
>pulls the swanton bomb off my windows
>screams DELEEEETE mid air

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yes

>>1574474
>can anyone save us from this hell?
My man Dolph when he goes over le wacky CZW guy.

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Just wait a couple of years

I say go for it.

>>1574477
Sasha Vs Conor would draw more Deanitty vs Doloh.

>>1574639
Except Sasha would botch the first move of the fight and lose.

A bruce lee type character who just goes to the ring and squashes his opponents would work.

Nakamura isn't suited for that gimmick because he has his charismatic retarded hands movement's and the weird faces.

OFC hideo has to be heel

literally nobody thought he could draw

>I so happy to be back... home, yeah it wassssss so hard time over a year I'm outta action y'know

what did he mean by this?

A

>>1574402
QUAD

SHOWER

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He goes back to being a rapper
Feuds with Golden Truth for having R-Truth in his team since he's a rapper.

He wins and then he feuds with a returning Cryme Tyme for being in his new stable that will rule wrestling once and for all

He wins them over, make the stable and completely dominate the low, and high midcard.

Then he goes for the Main Event scene and beats le spoopy demon for the contendership via shenanigans

And then he beats the Universal Champion and makes the belt a Spinner, ruling the WWE finally and making dumb neo-marks around the world cry for years to come

He eventually loses to some young and over as fuck talent just like Hogan should have done with Sting, at WrestleMania 36 in Madison Square Garden or some shit like that

>3/10 i tried

>>1574401
He turned heel years ago, can't you hear the boos?
Only marks cheer for him because his heel persona is so well done, they legitimately think he's a good guy super hero

he should have went full blown "fuck all you guys, you turned on me for this guy who came back for a paycheck?" mode when the Rock came back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l76sWISrx8k

>>1574303
Ur fat, have sex

>>1574319
Hi Phil!

a

worked hard

Yes Conor is definitely a better heel than most of the roster

Floyd Mayweather was too and he's illiterate

His matches are on the network tho

>>1574205
This, you just have to manually look for it in the archives.

Although there should have been one result last I heard. It was for a show from ECW. I guess they completely hidden him.

because he killed his wife and son

McGregor is an asshole while Balor is a sweetheart. Only an autist could not see this distinction

>>1574113
take a shower

>>1574113
>>>/r/eddit

>>1574084
blame the retards from Full Sail cheering heels and shitting up matches with chants about themselves

>>1574086
I am pretty sure

Cheering entertaining wrestlers >>>> cheering who Vince wants you to cheer.

>>1574084
Blame tripe h and his nxt midgets

>>1574082
uhhh, well yeah, I think it would be, uhh, goooood

but i don't know now, uh, we'll have to see

the shitposting would be wild

they're really missing the boat on not signing him and keeping it quiet. Just tells him to go about his business normally but change his ratings.

Imagine the shit he'd get for giving Sasha/Charlotte a dud and Miz/Crews 4 stars+

>>1574050
If he @s him isn't that defeating the whole point of his post.

what a pussy

>>1574050
God wrestlers are such fucking pussies nowdays