You can't deny this.
Nah. Lanny Poffo is literally a genius.
>believes in 9/11 conspiracy theories
>intelligent
Pick one.
>le conspiracy nut
>smart
ITT: Post your favourite comedy jobber
Comedy jobber since day one
What the fuck was his appeal?
He made a generation of vanilla manlets believe they could gain height
>>1574850
>AMERICA
>FUCK YEAH!!!
Pretty much was his gimmick.
>>1574938
no wonder nobody gave a fuck about him outside USA
What's the point of blading?
Everyone knows it's fake. The fact that you managed to sneakily stick yourself in the forehead with a razor blade a few times doesn't make it any more believable.
>>1574804
>What's the point of special effects in movies?
>Everyone knows it's fake. The fact that you managed to sneakily stick some cgi into a scene in a few times doesn't make it any more believable.
>>1574807
OP BTFO
imagine this without the blood http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2oe88j
wouldn't have looked nearly as good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1574783
He stole that move from BMJ.
>>1574787
Kek.
>>1574783
Damn not even a picture....
How come he turned heel?
Shitty writing.
Because he couldn't get trips.
>>1574777
Too shame, he's a great talent, would've been excellent fit for NXT.
>Meltzer
Magnus is probably in negotiations right now
>>1574805
This.
Meltzer makes up half the shit he spews to keep the manbabies hooked on his every word.
uhhhhhhh welll, ummmm you know
>you're not going to job me to BMJ, right Bryan-kun?
>we're indiebros, right Bryan-kun?
>Bryan-kun
>pls
>>1574698
Sorry AJ-san Cena is my husbando
>>1574701
what is this move called ?
>>1574701
did they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTnO9TjySks
>>1574695
why do people watch this shit?
>>1574695
Granny's the best wrestling reviewer in history and you're a cunt if you say otherwise
>>1574696
Why would anyone not want to listen to some whinny autistic spic manlet, his fat friend, and his grandma discuss the latest and pro wrestling
To spare the board some spam lets make a comprehensive list of everyone who was a draw.
I'll start.
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
he never drew a dime
2. Arm Bar
Shawn Michaels
Is he a draw?
>>1574619
He's begging Apple to buy his shitty product, no draw
>>1574619
>lost millions because people won't use his shitty website to listen to his album
Biggest retard in history
was tidal a work?
Is he a draw?
He wouldn't draw a penny if they announced his appearance at WM
Donald Trump on the other hand drew the biggest buyrate in history at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abf57sH126Y
>>1574601
umaga was trying to warn us
>becomes a cheerleader
>becomes a fag
>becomes Shane Michaels
>becomes triple h
What's next?
>>1574525
Become dead
>>1574525
>What's next?
More bad writing.
>>1574525
>becomes a fag
>becomes Shane Michaels
isn't that the same thing?
never drew a dime
>>1574517
Mr. Ratings Cancer himself. Shawnetty should suck the Undertaker's dick every day for finding a way to save WWE without killing him.
>>1574537
Taker didn't do shit to save the WWE either
He wasn't a top 3 star in any era
91-97: HBK, Bret, Diesel
98-01: Austin, Rock, Foley
02-04: Brock, Haitch, Angle
05-present: Cena, Punk, Batista/Orton
So this is the WM34 main event, right?
>>1574502
>tfw you realize Roman's awful aborted push fuckup was just to get us to cheer Cena again
>>1574502
No this is
>>1574511
Roman will probably be the face (kek), a face vs face feud would be awful considering they just did that two WMs in a row (28, 29)