>>1572467
He's trying to be le epic insightful journalist man over a 140 character-limit.
Which never works.
>>1572480
Except it did work. He exposed and buried the insecure faggot wrestlers.
>>1572493
Connor did that.
How can a man be so good as a heel and so terrible as a face? It's like night and day.
Jesus do they actually believe this?
>>1572620
Are you retarded?
I genuinely don't understand how /raasssssslin/ has taken over this board.
Do you people think WWE is real or something?
no but I think you should have sex
It's on ESPN, therefore it's real
>>1572382
The feels r real
>Natural Body
>looks like a woman
>good in ring
>decent mic skills
>also fights MMA
>/asp/ hates her
>likes becky and sasha
literally who
she's like 5'11
How good is Aikido if you're learning from a legitimate instructor?
How does it compare to the "industry standards" like BJJ and Judo?
>>1572340
You're going to learn bullshit regardless of whether theyre "legit" or not.
No it does not compare to bjj or judo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AssByvGVx6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmRlquZrS8k
>>1572340
>How does it compare to the "industry standards" like BJJ and Judo?
Why does everyone worship these martial arts? They have some good sport-related techniques but it's no better than anything else. It's literally just shilled by a huge corporation (read: UFC) and that's why you hear it everywhere.
BJJ is slowly achieving karate-tier meme status in the martial arts world because of it.
>>1572365
>why does everyone worship these martial arts
Because they're actually effective. Theyre effective because they train under realistic conditions (read: opponents actually fighting back)
Go be butthurt that your kung fu doesnt work somewhere else.
Was he a draw?
>>1572230
He was a great talker, but his constant gimmick-changes hurt him.
He also couldn't get properly over with main-stream fans; only edgy neckbeards ever TRULY accepted him.
Guts is ultimate proof that marks will always accept a technically sloppy mastodon over a charismatic smaller guy on merit of size alone.
>>1572332
Even Zodd got more over
But then again Zodd was a good talker, good foghter, and had the look of a monster.
perfect package monster heel
> Roman Reigns
> Dean Ambrose
> Rusev
> John Cena
Who else?
Dean Ambrose?
Dean Ambrose?
Bean Bambrose?
Can survive against Conor for two rounds atleast?
>>1572113
Big E's not even coordinated in the staged environment of a pro wrestling match. He's just a big, black blimp; Connor would mollywhop him.
Let him get one belly to belly and it's all over.
>>1572119
> Belly to Belly
Rofl. Its real fight dickhead.
>Sin Cara is standing in line at catering one day, waiting to get some delicious hard-shell tacos
>his only source of joy in these long, grueling days, having since been separated from his dragonboi kalisto in the ruthless draft
>pour some out for one's sundered homie
>*pours some tequila on Paige's foot*
>fucking cunt
>suddenly
>Connor McGregor cuts in-front of him in line
>"weewa petooty potatty me mammy no mammy no" McGregor is muttering under his breath
>Cara is in a sullen mood, and in no mind-set to invoke his lucha rage
>gently nudges Connor, and through universally understandable sign language, communicates that he needs to get to his precious Mexican cuisine post-haste
>"YA WEE FOOKIN SPIC ILL SLAP YER FOOKIN ED OFF YA SEE THESE SCARS"
>the line has been crossed
>Tyler Breeze has just taken the last taco
>it's one
>>>Sin Cara vs Connor McGregor shoot-fight of the century
>Sin Cara with taco-rage activated
>Connor McGregor in manlet-fury mode
Who wins?
How many casualties?
>Sin Cara is standing in line at catering one day, waiting to get some delicious hard-shell tacos
>delicious hard-shell tacos
You've got to learn to make your fantasy booking believable m8
Would pay money to see Based Cara whoop that potato faggots ass.
Cena might be face of the company but Sin Cara is the muscle
>>1572030
>>1572030
delusion
COMING FROM THE GUY WHO COPIED THE ORIGINAL NATURE BOY, BUDDY ROGERS.
NOW BUDDY ROGERS IS DEAD, GOD REST HIS SOUL.
I'm looking for sports/activities that require relaxation and low heart rate. Freediving would work, but I don't live near the ocean or lakes.
Thanks for the help
>>1571861
BJJ my man.
Wrestling
Judo
Who is more powerful, this or....
this
Roxor Rummur has a goddamn nuclear waste logo on his chest, he's totally gonna wreck Jaal El8le
>>1571867
Jaal has two nostrils to Roxor's single breathing hole, more oxygen means advantage: Jaal.
>Everyone on the WWE roster is getting baited this hard
>>1571826
AJ is the one to speak, he is smaller than Conor.
>>1571830
Corbin was a legit Golden Gloves boxing champion. Im not saying it would be a squash, but with his height and weight advantage he could probably beat McGregor's ass in a street fight.
Are they lovers?
I hope so. Their daughter would be the G.O.A.T women's wrestler
>>1572822
This
>>1572822
I don't think thats how babies work
ITT: We say our favorite wrestling move that always gets a good reaction out of us.
For me it's the Tornado DDT
>>1571765
I'll ALWAYS pop for a good dropkick
>>1571765
It's even better when the person doing the ddt has to leap for it.
Rko