Was it too much to ask that she didn't land on her

Shes a shit wrestler and wreckless in the ring. Good Riddance

I hope this dumb skank retires

HAD A DREAM I
DIDN'T BREAK IT
NOW THERE'S A NECK BRACE
FASTENED TO ME NOW

The first time I saw porfessional vvrestling match it vvas at the horse betting center , all the cameras they broke and svitch to VVrestleMania 6.

Now with Shasha Bank in VVVVE , they can show it there again ha ha ha .

>>1710845
>>>/wew/

Sasha has cancer, no wonder why she is bald and he hair is falling apart.

>>1710821
When will Vince realize the wrestling 300 nights a year is a hazard to his talents health. How Cena is still going after all these years with no serious injuries is a miracle.

>>1710862
You might even say he overcame the odds of getting injured.

>>1710862
Bro Cena won't be able to walk in his 50s.

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>>1710845

>>1710862
the only dangerous move he did was the springboard stunner and he even stopped doing it.

>>1710862
Well Cena has a Wolverine-tier healing factor

>>1710862
A lot of the new talent work like they did in the indies. The WWE style is slower and less strong because they have to be on the road all year round, but nobody seems to have told them that.

>>1710862
Maybe it's because Cena wrestles a safer style that doesn't involve him risking landing in his neck all the time?

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>>1710862
how is is vinces fault botch banks hurts herself and doesnt stop doing dumb shit?

>>1710821

Stop crossposting to /wooo/, faggot.

>>1710862
Usually I'd agree, but Sasha's just awful, and a danger to herself.

This is all from Charmutt dropping her for literally no reason at all

That sloppy man needs to fuck off back to NXT

>>1710862
Huh cena was out for months multiple times.

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> get to the big leagues
> wrestle like you're still in the outlaw promotions
> retire early

like clockwork

>>1710862
that's why he's the GOAT

These kiddos today having to kill themselves to get noticed. It's all gonna end up ugly one day.

>>1710914
I said serious injuries. Cenas just had a couple torn muscles

>>1710896
I do think people go a tad over the top with how "dangerous" Sasha is. On the other side of the fence there are those fans who overrate her to the fucking extreme. She's a good wrestler, but she is not as amazing as they like make her out to be.

At the time I see Sasha constantly do these dives and I cringe every time I see her legs go over her ass exposing her neck. But again people constantly link webms that are not even her fault or can even be considered botches. Like the WrestleMania one that's so over used, but it was so small and easily recovered.

>>1710862
Cena is a superhuman.
He also isn't a dangerous wrestler, unlike Rollins, Reigns, and Styles.

Shes not retiring

it would be on the sheets already

>>1710862

Cena doesn't wrestle.

>>1711006
Hes literally wrestled thousands of matches, what are you talking about you stupid idiot

>>1710996
No one knew Bryan was retiring until he sent out the tweet. I'm not OP or saying she is retiring but it is certainly possible.

>>1711011
He doesn't wrestle, he sport-entertains the notion others can win.

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>cena doesn't wrestle

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>Legit Botch is retiring at 24
>Meltz is still jacked even at 56
BTFO

>>1710821
Hope for a career ending injury

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>wants to be like akira hokuto
>doesn't even break her neck and finish the match

>>1710943
Out for over half a year isn't serious?

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PLEASE RETIRE

>>1711111
Quints of truth

>>1711111

QUINTS DEEM IT TO BE TRUE

>>1711111
RETIREMENT CONFIRMED

>>1710821
So this is a Henry fake retirement right

>>1711101
>implying it's hard to look jacked when you're a 5'6" manlet

>>1710821
The "bad news" is that she's going to need to take time off for injury. Le shocking.

>>1711136
Hello Mercedes, how's your neck doing?

Time to put the horse down

>>1711157
Take her down to the old glue factory

>Takes time off
>Comes back to be the first FEMALE to win the Royal Rumble
>"""Womyn wrestling""""

>>1710845
Keep this up Baboon, and you might get a real push.

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rip sasha bb

>>1711165
I'd legitimately quit watching wrestling forever

>>1711111

MEME MAGIC, MY GENTLEPONIES

I would love her if she cuts a "shoot promo" about the slag.

I FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

>>1711165
don't give the WWE ideas

>>1710821
The bad news is literally going to some storyline thing like a heel turn swerve. If she was fucked up the tweet wouldn't be written like that

>>1710862
Cena has been shelved for months like 3-4 times

>>1711427
that would make zero sense.

>i got sum bad news...for you charlie:) i'm taking my title back at COC
That's it

>implying she's not playing it and they'll swerve it as it's bad for Charlotte

>>1710821
Well that was very tacky and bordering on offensive.

wtf i hate sasha now

>>1711101
I fucking love shooting with him at PWG. Great guy.

>>1714627
Hi Dave!

>>1710862
>off TV for months at a time
>5 moves of doom
>only dangerous move is the occasional Cenacanrana that he botches so badly that it couldn't possibly hurt anyone

what was the point of that

>>1710862
Sasha is garbage

>>1715176
Another excuse to spout more feminist garbage

What happened then

>>1715552
A much shittier version of Henry's fake retirement

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>>1711111
Too bad she didn't retire. Quints wasted kek

To be fair, we've been saying for well over a year now that the constant landing on your head must affect her.

She hasn't got a fucking rubber neck after all