Honestly, what's the difference between Triple H and some average joe like Baron Corbin?
They have the same boring methodical voice
They say the same generic "I'm the best cos I say so. This is why I screwed you over"
They're average as fuck in the ring
They have zero charisma or 'it' factor
I suppose the Pedigree is cool and he has great entrance music, but other than that there's no reason to like Triple H.
>>1891360
You're not supposed to like Triple H. He was the best heel the company had for a long time. No matter what happened he would always find a way to do something that would piss everyone off. Even when he started getting popular he'd just pull some shit, burry someone and then move on.
>>1891364
Filtered
>>1891360
let's see
charisma
mic skills
wrestling ability
look
>>1891354
It wouldn't matter now. Back then it was impressive because people actually believed he was a godlike figure. If they even attempted something like that now we've bitch and moan because whoever it was is getting pushed/protected too hard.
>>1891354
People don't have the attention span to want that. They want to see it get passed around to their favorite wrestlers despite the adverse effects.
>>1891354
Based Big Age Bruno working the nazis and the current day marks
>Went from wrestling in front of 40,000 people in the Tokyo Dome to wrestling in front of 400 neckbeards at Full Sail
Why isn't he on the main roster already?
He needs to learn promos
>inb4 but he has le inhereit charisma
That's great but this is WWE
>>1891321
>Shinsuke and Asuka are the future of WWE
Can't even speak English.
>>1891321
Who?
>danyul boring and brie bella announce their baby's sex
>it's a girl
even this manlets sperm is beta. why do smarks defend him?
>>1891315
His STR vs DEX idea for a match against Brock sounded great because based STR would eventually prevail.
Woman are the superior sex lmao.
This means Brie's semen was dominant kek
>tfw botcha skanks will undoubtedly be in the royal rumble
>>1891306
>mfw Brock "stiffs" her with one of his regular worked punches
>>1891306
Who cares? She'll probably get to eliminate James Ellsworth or someone for a quick laugh before being pushed over the top rope while she celebrated.
>can't wrestle
>can't talk
>lanklet
>shit body
>no character
>no psychology
>never drawn a dime
>actually hurts business
>partner is better than him
Is he the Undertaker 2.0?
>one faggot trying to force le Taker is bad meme.
He is a GOAT. Deal with it.
>inb4 hi mark have sex weight clue
Give me those sweet asp salty memes.
>>1891305
Hi Vince
>>1891305
>FUMING
In hindsight, would it be better if he didn't ever get a wrestlemania streak?
No streak = no reason to feature this glorified midcarder in prominent positions at Wrestlemania = consistently better buyrates.
Why does /asp/ hate the Undertaker now?
>>1891227
>Would it be better if one of the most talked about and most anticipated things every year would have never happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIqv_DR6ij0
>over 40 million views
>by far most watched video with Lesnar
>OP even more of a fag than he already was
Left or Right?
>>1891205
Right. No contest.
>>1891205
I would take the face of the left and the body of the right, and sew it on, and then have sex with my creation.
>>1891205
Is this even a question
Right obviously
Post matches that almost made you quit watching
Every "women's revolution" match.
>>1891209
this but specifically sasha banks i have never in my life had the urge to quit watching until she came along sure i have made empty threats when something in wrestling doesnt go my way but thats just sperg shit so the threats are empty
but sasha is legit the worst shit i have EVER seen
>>1891214
Kek
Based sashA+ werking the fat neowooaspie nerds all day err day
Post belly with timestamp
>traitor MMA job boy
I hope not.
>>1891037
Maybe? He's really great in the ring, but he has the "midcarder" feel around him
>>1891037
He should because this motherfucker is literally the most marketable gook on this planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yo9PKvQSS8
This type of WWE we had just 10 years ago. I fucking miss this shit! What the fuck happened? We came from THIS, to a fucking cancer that it is today.
2007 was a horrible year for WWE.
>you will never get this hype for a PPV ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whLn6TkJkgA
>>1890983
The video was from 2006 (the game came out in that year). And I disagree, 2007 was pretty awesome. Defiantely better than the shit we had since 2011.
ITT: Wrestlers currently in WWE who should go to work in Japan,
I'll start with Cesaro: he is used to wrestling to crickets so he would adapt quickly
B-But he has the """"""""""""""""Look""""""""""""""""" and is naturally over!!! Look at how many cesaro section signs we printed and handed out!!! HE ISN'T BLAND HE JUST HASN'T GOT THE PUSH HE DESERVES!!!
>literally parroting opinions from an insane old fart who's in love with Romannetty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKDi8ChA3xM
>>1890977
>would rather have Cesaro do jack shit in the WWE than be set free
>even posts a video of him picking four stars off the fucking ground just to make someone else look good
You're shitting on Vince, yet simultaneously sounding like a Stamford wife.
I'm impressed.
Do you guys actually like this boring fuck for real or are you just defending him because smarks don't like him?
>>1890810
I like him as a badass in the shield that doesn't cut many promos, judging by the massive cheers he got with hot tags in the shield he can definitely entertain. So I'm assuming he gets defended as a wrestler and not whatever character/promos he's currently given because he's not compatible with it.
Like Haitch as hunter herst Helmsley or stunning Steve Austin, you have to go with what best suits you and not downgrade.
>>1890822
Any wrestler that's even remotely competent gets over as a hot tag.
He's the best wrestler, he can cut good promos now, and he's much less boring than anyone else on the roster. He's the most exciting wrestler in the ring which is why the crowds are always the loudest and most excited during his matches. Sounds like you just have shit taste, sheep.
FLOP
It's true y'know.
I cannot think of anybody Vince has put this much into to get such little ROI.
Based Roman Flop working the ratings down the toilet
>>1890815
ITT: The most desperate things Vince has done to get Roman over
>gave him a Wrestlemania main event win over HHH
>got himself kayfabe thrown into jail on RAW while Roman stood in the ring awkwardly doing nothing.
He didn't need to, all he needed to do was to stop being such a retard and pay his dues. He was already on top of the company and asking for more at that point would only end badly. Now he exposed the business against gall and his reputation is ruined
>>1890781
>he had to pay his dues
>after wrestling for 12+ years, over 7 in WWE he had to pay his dues
Stamford wives are retarded
>>1890793
Actually maybe Nash was right, maybe he should have hit the weights, that was the only thing stopping him from main eventing