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Anonymous
2016-10-20 08:35:11 Post No.1888392
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http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/10/19/wwe-week-wrestling-new-japan-goldberg-colt-cabana

New Japan booker Gedo comparing NJPW to WWE

>"We are not a soap opera. We are not sports entertainment, we are not acting and dancing... Naito, Tanahashi, and Ishii all wrestle and fight. That is entertaining, but it is not entertainment. It's wrestling."

Holy shit Stamford Wives BTFO

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 08:36:38 Post No.1888395
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>he thinks this isn't in kayfabe

>“Okada has everything, and he is the best wrestler in the history of wrestling,” said Gedo.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 08:41:00 Post No.1888400
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 08:41:00 Post No.1888400 [Report]

If you like Naito so much Gedo how about giving him a real IWGP Title reign?

>Gedo putting over Best Match Ishii

Based.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 13:14:58 Post No.1888689
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>>1888392
"We are stiff motherfuckers without a sense of humor, our wrestlers KILL each other for realz and our audiences are sedated morons who stare at our uncharismatic brooms stiffing each other with all the enthusiasm of a cow staring at a palace."

Anonymous
2016-10-20 06:28:31 Post No.1888254
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:28:31 Post No. 1888254 [Report] [View this topic]

CURRENT ROSTER BLOWN THE FUCKING FUCK OUT

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:30:54 Post No.1888260
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:30:54 Post No.1888260 [Report]

God its true...

Wrestling is dying... ;_;

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:34:12 Post No.1888265
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:34:12 Post No.1888265 [Report]

Jasethy BTFO

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:37:24 Post No.1888269
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:37:24 Post No.1888269 [Report]

nah it's just we're at 94' levels. Shawn, Bret, Sid, Taker, all decent workers clogging the top of the card but there is no GUY people HAVE to pay to see.

I don't know who the next guy is but he'll be fucking massive. I just hope wwe finds him fast and they know how to do it.

Anonymous
2016-10-20 06:03:14 Post No.1888223
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:03:14 Post No. 1888223 [Report] [View this topic]

did you mark out /asp/?

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:04:33 Post No.1888224
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>>1888223
Yes.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:07:46 Post No.1888228
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:07:46 Post No.1888228 [Report]

Pretty cool and unexpected.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 06:15:22 Post No.1888238
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si

Anonymous
2016-10-20 05:02:51 Post No.1888136
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:02:51 Post No. 1888136 [Report] [View this topic]

So, I'm new to wrestling. Currently binging my way through Lucha Underground. What else should I check out? Thinking about trying out PWG since they have some of my favorites from LU. Pic Slightly related, he's my favorite Lucha.

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:50:59 Post No.1888203
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Pls respond

Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:55:49 Post No.1888208
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>>1887030
theres already an lu general learn how to use the catalog you fucking retard

Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:57:11 Post No.1888209
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>>1888208
But other than the fact that I watch LU, this thread has nothing really to do with it.

Anonymous
Goldberg comes back for one more paycheck = sweet man 2016-10-20 04:48:02 Post No.1888102
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Goldberg comes back for one more paycheck = sweet man Anonymous 2016-10-20 04:48:02 Post No. 1888102 [Report] [View this topic]

The Rock comes back for one more paycheck = douchebag fag

never fucking change, /asp/

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:07:20 Post No.1888140
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>>1888102
People lost their fucking minds when Rock came back and took a collective shit all over the roster at the time. Get a fuckin' club.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:10:53 Post No.1888150
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 05:10:53 Post No.1888150 [Report]

it keeps Brock from doing anything important so I see it as a plus

Anonymous 2016-10-20 16:43:46 Post No.1888977
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goldberg doesn't spout awful meme catchphrases and bury the younger stars

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JUST 2016-10-20 04:01:35 Post No.1887935
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JUST Chicagoat (ID: !!pRSY/OFXH69) 2016-10-20 04:01:35 Post No. 1887935 [Report] [View this topic]

>WWE developmental wrestler Terrance Jean-Jacques, a former collegiate wrestler and mixed martial arts fighter who has been training at th Performance Center since April, was arrested on Sunday and later charged with multiple crimes including allegedly striking his pregnant girlfriend.

>EagleTribune.com reports that Jean-Jacques has been charged with assault and battery, kidnapping, witness intimidation, destruction of property and threatening to commit a crime.

>WWE issued the following statement in response to a query on the matter:

>We have zero tolerance for matters involving domestic violence, and per our policy, Terrance Jean-Jacques has been suspended indefinitely following his arrest.

>Jean-Jacques is currently being held without bail at Middleton jail in Middleton, Massachusetts pending a dangerousness hearing scheduled for Tuesday.

>Standing 6-foot-3 and weighing 265 pounds, Jean-Jacques was an All-American wrestler at the University of Rhode Island last year. Prior to that, he accumulated a 32-2 record in wrestling at the University of Iowa. He has yet to make his wrestling debut since arriving to the Performance Center.

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 04:03:04 Post No.1887943
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Based mastodon putting uppity bitches in their place. Push this man

Anonymous 2016-10-20 04:06:40 Post No.1887961
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This dude is from my hometown Haverhill, MA. I've seen him around the local gym

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>>1887935
>>We have zero tolerance for matters involving domestic violence

Anonymous
Please Come Back Sara 2016-10-20 03:51:59 Post No.1887898
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Please Come Back Sara Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:51:59 Post No. 1887898 [Report] [View this topic]

Please

One run

Please

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:54:53 Post No.1887909
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>>1887898
If only

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God I wish. She's GOAT

Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:59:49 Post No.1887928
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>>1887898
If she didnt come back to wrestle her protege and hand picked girl bayley, i dont see it happening.

Anonymous
2016-10-20 03:03:46 Post No.1887752
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:03:46 Post No. 1887752 [Report] [View this topic]

On a scale of 1-10, how hot is Naomi?

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:04:10 Post No.1887753
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>>1887752
8

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:10:41 Post No.1887763 [Report]

At least an easy 8

Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:11:13 Post No.1887765
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>>1887752
9

Anonymous
ITT: We name genius things Vince has done 2016-10-20 02:54:50 Post No.1887737
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ITT: We name genius things Vince has done Anonymous 2016-10-20 02:54:50 Post No. 1887737 [Report] [View this topic]

>make RAW a SJW pandering brand for the progressive culture that's unavoidable
>keep Smackdown traditional for the casual fan

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 02:57:10 Post No.1887743
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Bury every NXT shitter

Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:11:02 Post No.1887764
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:11:02 Post No.1887764 [Report]

Pushing HHH.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 03:12:50 Post No.1887766
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>>1887737
Based Big Wealth Vinny always working the obese smarks

Anonymous
2016-10-20 01:10:11 Post No.1887619
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:10:11 Post No. 1887619 [Report] [View this topic]

What did she mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:11:41 Post No.1887622
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>>1887619
who's the midget?

Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:14:48 Post No.1887625
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:14:48 Post No.1887625 [Report]

She got tiny Chris Benoit arms.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:25:19 Post No.1887635
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 01:25:19 Post No.1887635 [Report]

>she's a lunatic Tom.
>tfw she's probably get paired with Ambrose as the Lunatic Couple
>ywn watch them have sex

Anonymous
/MSG/ - Malformed Smarks General 2016-10-20 00:23:06 Post No.1887465
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/MSG/ - Malformed Smarks General Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:23:06 Post No. 1887465 [Report] [View this topic]

>Post your most grotesque images of smarks
>The more hideous the better
> Bonus points for funny filenames

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:24:03 Post No.1887472
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:24:57 Post No.1887474
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is that you op

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2016-10-20 00:06:20 Post No.1887408
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:06:20 Post No. 1887408 [Report] [View this topic]

Just how fucked would have Brock's career been if he didn't get Heyman as his mouthpiece?

https://youtu.be/E_-KkGeXbSQ

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:07:13 Post No.1887413
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>>1887408
Not at all because he still looks and works unique, which is all it takes.

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>>1887408
He'd be an enigma like Undertaker considering Brock is legit tough

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Brock's best stuff was in the 2000s when he didn't have Paul.

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2016-10-19 23:46:59 Post No.1887354
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 23:46:59 Post No. 1887354 [Report] [View this topic]

I spy something cute

CUTE

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Anonymous 2016-10-19 23:47:48 Post No.1887358
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 23:47:48 Post No.1887358 [Report]

I spy zero draws

ZERO

Anonymous 2016-10-19 23:48:41 Post No.1887359
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>>1887358
yeah samoa joe isn't in the picture, good eye

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Asuka in a Nazi uniform=cute

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2016-10-19 22:44:21 Post No.1887199
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 22:44:21 Post No. 1887199 [Report] [View this topic]

What is your WrestleMania Sun card prediction?
Preshow: Usos vs Slater and Rhyno vs Ascension vs American Alpha for the smackdown tag titles
Raw matches:
New Day vs Enzo and Cass for the raw tag titles
Shaq vs Big Show
Cruiserweight ladder match
Sasha vs Bayley vs Charlotte for the raw women's title
Roman vs KO vs Sheamus vs Rusev for the US title
Seth vs Finn w/the club and HHH for the universal title

Smackdown matches:
Miz vs Ziggler for IC title I quit match
Alexa vs Nikki vs Naomi vs Becky for the smackdown women's title
Randy Orton vs Dean Ambrose
AJ vs BMJ for the weekend title

Interpromotional:
Brock vs Shane
Andre the giant battle royal
Undertaker vs Bray II

I know it's a huge card full if same old shit, but with the direction of WWE I wouldn't be surprised if most of this is correct.

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Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:19:03 Post No.1887450
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Pre Show
>Andre the Giant Battle Royale
>Darren Young wins

>Big Show vs James Ellsworth
>James Ellsworth somehow wins

Inter promotional tag team match
>Goldust and R-Truth vs Hype Bros
>doesn't matter who wins

RAW Matches:

RAW tag team title match
>Enzo and Cass vs The Club (c)
>Enzo and Cass win

US Title match
>Rusev w/ Lana (c) vs Neville
>Neville wins

Cruiserweight 6 man elimination table match
>Kendrick wins

Womens Title elimination match
>Charlotte (c) vs Sasha vs Bailey vs Dana
>Bailey wins

Handicap Falls Count Anywhere Match
>Braun Strowman vs New Day
>New Day wins

And of course
>Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar
>Goldberg wins

Smackdown Matches:

SD Tag team title cage match
>Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (c) vs American Alpha
>American Alpha win

Intercontinental Title Triple Threat
>Dolph Ziggler vs The Miz (c) vs Heath Slater
>Heath wins

>Uso's issue open challenge tag team match
>this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHD1FoOgdSA

Womens Title match
>Alexa Bliss (c) vs Asuka (marking her debut to the main stage)
>Asuka wins

Dog Chain match
>Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin
>Dean wins

Main Events:

Brand Supremacy match
>Roman Reigns vs John Cena
>Winner gets their brands championship match as the main event of Wrestlemania
>Roman wins

Casket Match
>Undertaker vs Kane
>Undertakers last match so he'll lose this one

RAW Championship ladder match
>Finn Balor vs Seth Rollins vs Kevin Owens (c) vs Sami Zayn
>Finn wins

Smackdown Championship match
>AJ Styles vs Randy Orton (c)
>AJ wins

How bad did I ruin it?

Anonymous 2016-10-20 00:20:35 Post No.1887458
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>>1887450
>How bad did I ruin it?
>Baloring winning
>Roman beating BMJ
>"""Dog chain match""" with Snorin Cuckbins

Pretty badly tbqh

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>>1887458
>Baloring winning
With the way RAW is running and putting their indy manlets as champs would you be surprised if they gave Finn the win at WM?

>Roman beating BMJ
Well this is debatable

>"""Dog chain match""" with Snorin Cuckbins
Doubt they would bring this match back but its better than another street fight. Corbin is actually one of the more entertaining on the SD roster.