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Taker all around is one of the GOAT's

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1894192

shh baby shh

>>1894146
He's a literal 5'9 54 year old balding geordie NEET who has nothing better to do than post buyrates of 90s WCW PPVS, send abusive tweets to Meltzer who has no idea who he is, then tweet out to his 63 underaged fans that he hates smarks.

>>1894146
He is a 50 year old geordie NEET whose only joy in life is positive jewtube comments
He wont be alive for much longer

>>1894158
Sauce on height and hairline?
You got a picture of him?

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1894128
>opinions

>>1894133
>facts

Taker unironically came out to Limp Dipshit. He can never be based

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

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>>1894096
>seething

>tall
>muscular
>longevity
>presence
GOAT suicide dive
>was amazing for someone his size and age
>respected by everyone in the back

>>1894083
there's always literally one main event

I wanna jack off to Charlotte cutting down forests to make disposable sandwich toothpicks

>>1894087
Hello nickfellacunt, got any more commissioned artwork for us?

> charmutt
I didnt realise you were gay brah

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>>1894076
Classic Mark "IF THE PRODUCTS HOT I'LL MAKE IT DROP" Taketty

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Undertaker is the greatest wrestler of all time.

Prove me wrong, you literally can't.

Kanetty and Paul's fault

Austin and Taker always did big business

Try again Glenn

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>Kevin Dunn
No Brainer.
>Jim Herd
Literally who?
>Insane Clown Posse
Juggalo White Trash retards. Made a lot of money from idiots.
>7-Up
Since when does Ginger Beer have a fucking after taste? Since when does Sprite taste like anything?
>Rap Music
I personally hate all music but i’m not gonna protest if someone plays it in their car
>John Zandig
SAY THIS TO HIS FUCKING FACE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW JIM YOU BALLESS COWARD
>Lucha Underground
Each episode ranges in quality. Still waiting on that goddamn Netflix rumor
>El Generico
Sami’s booking in the WWE has been unbelievably shit
>Kevin Steen
Not selling himself as the Top Heel right now he legit exists to be Tripe H’s towel boy
>Seth Rollin’s WWE Style Offense
Blame Vince for banning the CurbStomp
>Kenny King
Fuck you Kenny did nothing wrong he a good boy he goes to church
>Ryback’s spending habits
Ryback is a big guy of course he eats $600 worth of food

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>>1894048
I can't take Jim serious anymore if he considers Based Santino to be on his so-called shitlist
>You now remember that time he almost won the Rumble

>>1894055

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHhYAZZXulY

Here is the source btw.

>>1894029
Who's that fag on the right?

>>1894029
Shit knockoff of Evolution, which was shit to start with

Was better than the shield somehow.

Do you know what kayfabe is?

>>1894004
He's a redditor so no

>>1893996
Newfag detected

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earl is the GOAT

18+

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>>1893911
Not even memeing 18 fucking plus

>>1893916
what a boss

That was one of only good things Cole has ever done, I never understand why he is still in the company.

>>1893908
I thought he meant that Josh Mathews was pretty lame but it turns out he meant that Josh likes to suck penises until they ejaculate.

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What he meant?

>>1893902
>trenchcoat
>fedora

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>>1893919
>tfw you like how trenchcoats look but you can't wear them because faggots will think you are an edgy school-shooter

Whats even the deal with trenchcoats and edginess?

>>1893923
because it's usually outcasts who wear them to look "cool and mysterious" or something

your thread is shit, faggot

if you just want attention, make a facebook like all the other losers

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>>1893870

I say LU because TNA is going down the shitter

>Sin Cara last
You better say that to his face when you're in catering

>>1893895
What face?

>>1893851
That's not the tier list in catering

>>1893792
You mean dead from a cocain inducing heart attack?

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>>1894161
Oh God fucking damn it.