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>Fatass
Weak
>AJ
God tier
>New Day
Stale as fuck
>Slyno
Only team I actually care about and want them to win, damn good
>Roman
Boring
>Miz
let's hope he doesn't lose it to Ziggler again
>Charlotte
who cares
>Becky
see above
>Kendrick
Better than TJ Dabbins, pretty good so far
>S'mo Jo
Great
>Asuka
don't care
>DIY
Not much to say but that match was good

>KO
Flop
>Styles
GOAT
>New Day
Cancer
>Slyno
Meh
>Roman
Flop
>Miz
Stale
>Charlotte
Based
>Becky
Flop
>Kendrick
Flop
>Joe
GOAT
>Asuka
GOAT
>D.I.Y
Good

>Kevin Obesetty
shit
>AJ
Great
>New Gay
shit
>Beauty and the Man Beast
good
>Da Big Dog
good
>Miz
GOAT
>Charmutt
Better than Sashetty
>Becketty
kys
>TBK
GOAT
>Joe
call him up Paul you faggot
>Fatgooka
shit
>DIY
good

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>A 50 year old guy who didn't wrestle for 12 years has a better spear than him and he dosn't legit hurt people with it

The state of romanetty

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What's that? I can't hear you over the AJ STYLES chants

I never doubted Big Dog.

BBDWTS

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Based Big Dog forcibly deporting Mexicans

>>1982027
I don't know this meme.

>>1981975
>We

>>1981975
Says the orphan who doesn't even know his real last name. Where did white people come from? They sure as hell aren't native Americans.

>>1981984
Native Americans weren't doing shit with North America. White Europeans came and made it great.

Wow Nash got fat.

>>1981962
ye he should start lifting

Nashetty literally shitting his pants, tearing his quad in the process.

>>1981877
I'd rather put some slime on her if you know what I mean

>>1981890
I know what you mean bro

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>>1981877
>wanting WWE to put a belt on her solely because she has giantic tits

You're what's wrong with the business,my friend

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>>1981863
snek is /ourguy/

>>1981863
What a faggot. Kayfabe is fucking dead. How can anyone keep their suspension of disbelief with shit like this going on? Terrible.

>did it knowing the cameras would be on him and people would be sucking his dick
Fucking rat cunt.

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>>1981860
>implying everybody will buy a camera to take pics of their favorite wrestler/move just to go to WWE shows

Did you wake up from a comma since 1999? It's not the 90s anymore, fuckboii, it's 2016

>>1981860
they encourage social media interaction through all their shows with twitter, wwe app, etc

they wont entertain such a rule since it means less hashtagging and less promotion of their product

I still agree, people should put away their phones and enjoy the show they paid to watch live

>>1981930 Nigga I SAID PHONES

>>1981802
Is Cenas neck made out of titanium?

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>>1981802
>tfw WWE made its top star look like garbage making Lesnar look intimidated by a 50 years old.

THE STATE OF WWE

>>1981836
18+

*breathes heavily*

I SAID MAYBE

I WILL WRESTLE FOR 30 SECONDS AND GO AWAY FOR 3 MONTHS AGAIN

>>1981738
I think it was the men's 5 on 5 that was the real winner.
Best match I've seen since I started watching again 2 years ago.

Did honestly go nuts for the Goldberg/Brock match though, not even annoyed that it barely lasted 60 seconds.
It had the desired effect.
Shock factor was massive.
Real fucking cool on Brock's half to agree to not even get a punch in and get wasted in 3 moves.

>>1982413
The 5-on-5 was overbooked as hell but still really good. Especially with Bray going on Roman, that was a fucking swerve.

I think every SS match tonight went the opposite of how I expected. Vince has still got the golden touch.

This match and the Batista vs Cena match at elimination chamber are the best wrestling matches I've ever seen. GOAT

>>1981735
What's most important. It was booked to perfection. They finally nailed Goldberg after 15 fucking years.

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>>1981735
Because we've all been waiting since their first match in Wrestlemania to actually go at it.

But keep staying worked.

>and I wanna see what happens next.

Problem is nothing happens next because this two lazy fucks will be gone for a month+ after tonight you fucking mark.

if they were full time they could squash the whole roster in a second and i would be happy.

>maybe: used to indicate uncertainty or possibility

he has spare spears like his shekels

>>1981730
His first spear was great, but his second was weak.

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If WWE gave us a reason to watch the cruiserweights he would be amazing

>>1981695
Based Kendrick saving the manlet division

>>1981936
Cruiserweight Classic, perfect. Raw?
> Ermmm too hard to. Think. Of. Feud. Uh, 6-man tag

>>1981694
>AJ gets Dean eliminated
>That's perfectly fine
>Dean gets AJ eliminated
>LE FIRE LE WACKY MAN HE BETRAYED HIS TEAM XDDD
I want Reddit to leave.

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Enjoy your squash Dean.

>>1981694
Fed to the Undertaker.

Loses his title shot at TLC to Wyatt, who got the final pin.