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>>1982715
What's his gimmick?

>leave Goldberg to Goldberg

>>1982715
Fuck that pathetic self-mark. How are the indies treating ya?

>>1982575
they didn't like him and he had heat with a lot of ex-wcw guys in wwf.

>>1982575
He did before his wcw run.

dude he fucking sucks

OHHHH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS

I wish they got Mike Tenay

>They're gimmick

The superior white man at work, ladies and gentleman.

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Wait til they finally lose the titles and completely chimpout like a Baltimore & Detroit lovechild

Their gimmick is being over the top, obnoxious manchildren, a trait that should have made them a heel if it didn't so perfectly relate them to the current fanbase.

The Viagra one

The one that got cucked.

Miz
>Former WWE champion
>Former US champion
>Former tag team champion
>MITB winner
>Current IC champion
>Main evented Wrestlemania and beat John Cena
>Married Maryse
>Respected by everyone backstage

Morrison
>The only "world" title he won was the WWECW championship
>Former IC champion
>Former tag team champion
>Got cucked multiple times by Melina
>Has to use cialis to keep his dick up
>Got fired because of Melina
>People had very little respect for him backstage because he was a cuck and he allowed the cucking to continue
>Even more disliked when he decided to disrespect Trish Stratus because Melina was angry at Trish

I wonder

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>>1982484

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>>1982484

AJ isn't big enough of a star to go against Shawn in his return match.

It should be DBry vs Shawn or HHH vs Shawn

>>1982502
>HHH vs Shawn
Jesus please not again.

Set Rollins wants the match but I'd rather see AJ vs Shawn

>streaming your chinese cartoons
>paying for streaming your chinese cartoons
Jesus Christ.

>falling for the Nash was a manly badass meme

Leave it to blacks to promote anime like Naruto.

It probably doesn't matter if they know what they're doing. Just learn some shit and send footage to WWE

take advantage of the weak Canadian dollar and go to Lance's school. I think it's like 3k and he has connections.

How do I apply for the Hart Dungeon?

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>>1982383
because

>>1982383
He kept using that shitty pedigree.

>>1982383
You'll find out when football season ends

>>1982363
He meant that he's a cuckold

SILENT RAGE

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>>1982363
>yet another faggot that gets the world handed to him on the platter
>ruins it all because he can't fucking stop doing drugs for a few months

more reason why drug addicts need to be killed.

>>1982286
He's good looking and confident. The same smarks disliked The Rock back in the day.

Overpushed relative to his ring work and mic skills.

>>1982286
>no charisma
>boring in the ring

People just don't like Roman shoved in our face by WWE forcing his push.

I have a smark friend and a casual friend. It's fun

You realize that line was there to paint him and Ash as pathetic hicks, right? Like in one of those Hangover movies, the fat retarded guy gets a fat retarded girlfriend and she is introduced watching Cena vs. Punk and eating from a chicken bucket.

>>1982217
In WCW's OWN MOVIE the main characters are superfans who work with sewage disposal and are mentally challanged to the point of rolling around in shit.

cringe

>Xavier neighing at the horse

What did he mean by this?

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>mfw Vegeta v. Kevin Owens at Wrestlemania

I KEEP IT IN THE VIDEO GAME

I HAVE ONE MORE BURIAL IN ME

I WANNA RAPE ONE MORE PERSON

He's pretty hot garbage actually.

>>1982171
Snek is our guy

>>1982174
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