Which one will turn heel first?
>>2011766
the fans
Better question, who was the Janetty?
>>2011798
Better question, how have you made about 50 posts and threads and still can't spell "Jannetty"?
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried at Wrestlemania
>Cried at Backlash
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat and slow
>Womanlet
>Weak
>Uses roids to compensate for inadequacy
>Injury prone
>Killed her own title reign before a single defense
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Muffin top
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything relevant or impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Worst flying forearm of all time
>Worst legdrops of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Alexa's A+
>>2011528
Chestlets and Womenlets like alexa should know their place in this business,that is, they will always be b-grades.
>>2011536
Becketty is both of those things so A+lexa wins again
>>2011541
Shutup.
Alexa
>Height - 4'11"
>bust size - 32B
womenlet and chestlet kek.
Becky
>Height - 5'6"
>bust size - 34C
perfection.
Does anyone have the presale promo code?
>>2011458
Yeah, here it is: havesex
>>2011458
Promo code: Vanilla Midgets
Why the fuck would you go to NXT? No Roman, no Big Show, no Stephanie, and the women look like shit.
>>2011458
NXTLIVE
Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
> As noted, the Talking Stick Resort Arena in Phoenix announced this week that they will be hosting the WWE Elimination Chamber pay-per-view in 2017. No other details were provided but word now is that it will be a RAW-exclusive event on February 12th.
> SmackDown will have their Fastlane pay-per-view on March 5th from the BMO Harris Bank Center in Milwaukee.
> The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reports that they were given a list of 18 planned pay-per-view dates for 2017. The last number WWE publicized was 19. There was serious talk of cutting back to 16 events in 2017, which would mean changes to the current plans.
> The original plan was for Extreme Rules and Money In the Bank to be exclusive to SmackDown. The changes in plans may or may not effect those two shows but the information for Elimination Chamber and Fastlane has been confirmed.
>>2011424
>Money In the Bank to be exclusive to SmackDown
It should be a cross-brand with the winner getting a choice of which top title he goes for.
It would add an air of mystery, and unpredictability.
Though, those aren't WWE's forte.
>>2011428
>It would add an air of mystery, and unpredictability.
yeah if this was 2008. MITB is a such a tired old cliche now.
>>2011424
can't wait to see the big dog win his first elimination chamber
>never the guy
>annoying voice
>stupid haircut
>john cena is going to end up with more world titles than him
>will always be a B to Hulk Hogan's A
>>2011388
you forgot to add spaces after the meme arrows bretshit
He was the guy for about 25 years.
>>2011388
you didn't even need to mention his kids
What are some examples of women who got hotter when they left the fed?
>>2011354
imagine her walking around and her tits constantly lactate through her shirts and nothing will stop the lactating and she's casually going about her day with her lactate milk dripping out of those bolted on tits down her body and into her goo canoo
more here http://womenwrestlinggifs.tumblr.com/tagged/Kaitlyn
Idk post one
Based big dog terry appreciation thread
>works macho manlet
>works Vince
>works HBK
>works NWO
>works Gawker
>works every wrestler ever
>works marks
>gets over with no in ring skill
Is he /ourguy/
>>2010722
Very low energy, use this instead my friend
>Worked Marks
>Worked Smarks
>Worked Anti-Smarks
>Worked SJWs
>Worked Verne Gagne
>Worked Vince McMahon multiple times
>Worked Eric Bischoff multiple times
>Worked Dixie Carter
>Worked Ted Turner
>Worked Gawker
>Worked the FBI, and saved WWF in the process
>Worked Macho Man to the grave
>Worked Warrior until the day before he died, Warrior was so happy that he stopped getting worked he passed away
>Worked Shawn Michaels into losing a backstage politic war for the first time
>Worked Bret Hart, 25 years later he's still getting worked
>Is the only person who ever worked Scott Steiner into a shoot
>Worked Stone Cold into declining a match with him at 18, something that by his own admission he still regrets.
>Worked all of Canada despite having an American hero gimmick
>Worked me by typing this
>Worked (You) by reading this
>>2010727
>>Worked Macho Man to the grave
kek
>>2010727
someone explain that shit about FBI
ITT: Wrestlers who are 100% straight
>tfw blew vince to get someone buried
>>2010609
Is this...dare I say it....the worst fucking Wrestlemania of all time?
>>2010570
It's down there. Undercarder vs. Phil was the only match worth watching
Maybe in the 2000s/2010s but before not even close
Off the top of my head Wrestlemania 2 was fucking shit. I tried watching all the Wrestlemanias a month before 32 and it was so boring that I gave up after it
Why can't Cody get the main title even in the indies?
>gfw
>wcpw
Lel what a cuck
>>2009877
Who was more of a draw, him or Zack Ryder?
that looks the fucking same as the attitude erea belt what the fuck can't wwe sue their ass?
When will this "le feminist women's revolution girrrrrl powerrr! xD" meme just fucking die already? I gave them a chance. They can't wrestle, they can't talk, and they don't deserve to main event. I don't care how many times that faggot Foley creams his pants over how "historic" these matches are--they're objectively fucking terrible and full of botches. I'm not going to pretend they're good just because the people in the ring have vaginas.
>be Raw
>never shut up about how historic this shit is
>it's awful
>be Smackdown
>just have normal feuds but with women
>it's not horrible
Raw a shit
When they stop being the confirmed and factual biggest draws on the full time roster.
>>2009224
Smackdown's women are even fucking worse. Just because there's no screaming old cuck doesn't change that
cero miedo edition
>Doku
>FUCKING
>D O K U
What did the underground of lucha mean by this?
>>2002894
these chinks better not bully my boy pentagon again
>>2003617
Sorry baka, it's happening
Is Scott Steiner being great an /asp/ meme or was he really that good? I didn't watch WCW, was always a WWF guy so I never saw him in his prime.
>scott steiner
>/asp/ meme
steiner being a meme existed almost a decade before wrestling moved to /asp/
yes he was, his early career he was a GOAT wrestler then the second half he was GOAT on the mic. if he put it together he would have been the undisputed GOAT
>>2001281
Young Scott Steiner was literally the GOAT wrestler, did shit no one else could even dream off.
Older Scott Steiner was GOAT at promos and feuds.
>>2001281
not even memeing if they want ratings to go up and stay up all they need to do is move Corey graves to smackdown and put big poppa pump on heel commentary.
Besides Steiner, is he /ourguy/?
>height begins with a 6
>lost mass, gained muscles
>works meximarks into shoots like wildfire
>bangs broads every day
>certainly has a clue
>seeks sunlight
>takes showers every day
>tfw we'll never see Cage in WWE because of wellness policy
Fuck you, Vince.
>>2013233
He needs to learn how to do a real steiner screwdriver
>>2013233
He's not talented at all.
Like, what okay? He takes roids? So the fuck what? He's not even good in-ring to make up for his lack of skill. Face it, he's nothing but a genetic juicehead that bumps 'let the bodies hi the floor' dubstep shit
https://twitter.com/kennyomegamanx/status/804530145230868480
>>2013223
>implying Cage isn't ten times better
>>2013223
oh great another shitty addition to a terrible stable so we can have five meaningless Bullet Club tag matches per card, can't wait
This faction is cancer
My Ryback made it
BTFO
Make bullet club great again