Why was Michael Jordan such an ego maniac?
He literally made a movie where he single handedly buried the greatest players from the 90s like Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, etc. What was his problem??
>>2015174
He worked those jabroni marks into a shoot, brother
-HH
MJ was and still is a massive mark for himself. He buried his own father to get himself over, took his ball and went home, then came back to go over some more
>>2015174
Because he did it in real life. He's the kind of guy who brags to them that they don't have rings because of him. Competitive spirit anon, it's a funny thing
Any thoughts on El Vato CabrĂ³n de San Diego?
Nothing. He's a GOAT contender and deserves respect for not eating Vince's shit and asking for seconds like every other cuck in wrestling.
>>2015157
Smarks
Rey Mysterio is GOAT and the last thing he ever did in wwe was get booed by smarks. Fuck them
>>2015169
>put him up against a returning Brit in front of a Bongs crowd
What the fuck did WWE think would happen?
Name a better 2016 PPV
>>2015122
Nothing, Was a perfect cure for my insomnia
Literally anything wwe has put on.
>finisher spamming and no selling is considered good wrestling these days
who do you think will no longer be with the company at this point next year?
my picks:
>simon gotch
>paige
>the ascension (or konnor at least)
>titus oneil
>jack swagger
>tamina
>summer rae
>neville
>curtis axel
>rosa
>daniel bryan
>fandango
>hideo itami
>some other nxt shitters that are never going to amount to anything like angelo dawkins
>most of the manlet division if it dies by then
others who would be let go if it weren't for PR reasons
>darren young
>david otunga
>>2015110
>bryan
why ? he's not in any danger now and even if he was precarious now, it would certainly take WWE more than a year to care and fix it
>>2015118
you can tell he badly wants to leave he doesnt give a fuck anymore
Triple H
Why is Sasha perfect looking?
n00dz
>perfect looking?
what did he mean by this?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Santino Maretty absolutely BTFO by based Cornette
>James "His Middle Name Literally is Mark" Cucknetty
>fired from top 3 American promotions inside of a decade
>>2015078
he's lying.
>>2015097
>Cornette
>lying
The dude's admitted to far worse.
What should their theme music be?
>>2015041
Hulk Hogan's or Dusty Rhodes
Who was the janetty?
>>2015041
NO CHANCE! They deserve it.
>Legends
>Khali in thumbnail
>>2014942
BASED BIG SCHLONG KHALI WORKING THE THE MANLET SMARKS
Khali is a legend. Hes been in many movies and looks like a badass. Legit draw for the Indians
It's just Pajeet click bait.
>being a smark
>being a mark
>not being a casual
I agree with OP. Being a casual is the best way to go. Especially if you haven't watched a single wrestling show since 2008.
>a casual
>on /asp/
Got some bad news for you fellas.
>>2014823
>watching wrestling
What are your thoughts on Johnny Gargano? He's my current favorite on the NXT roster. Its hard to explain, but he just has that look of a sympathetic babyface. After his performances in the CWC, and his path to becoming one half of the NXT Tag Team Champions as part of DIY, I became totally invested in the storyline. I also saw his little documentary about the sick child that went to all his indy shows, and it made me feel like he's a genuinely good human being.
vanilla midget
>>2014720
Garganetty imo.
>vanilla midget
>has never and will never draw a dime
>will never be the guy
>literally the janetty of diy
Who are your top five favorite wrestlers of all time?
Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho
John Cena
AJ Styles
Kurt Angle
Honorary Mentions:
Too Cool
Triple H
The Miz
Honky Tonk Man
ultimo dragon
hhh
el patron
liger
scott steiner
Top 10:
1. Booker T
2. Sting
3. Scott Steiner
4. Curt Hennig
5. The Rock
6. Triple H
7. Rob Van Dam
8. Mike Awesome
9. Kurt Angle
10. Shawn Michaels
>>2014635
1. Cesaro
2. Aj Styles
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Goldberg
5. The Rock
Who are your boys /asp/? Pic related
>>2014540
OSW rules for "boys"?
>Dillinger
>Miz
>Samoa Joe
and Peyton Royce but she's not a boy
Rowan
Why would smarks rather cheer for scrawny vanilla midgets than good-looking, chiseled, tall men?
Because batista was in terrible shape and gassed within seconds
>>2014532
At least he looked like a grown man and not a hairy troll
>>2014526
Because if looks and build were that important we'd just watch bodybuilding competitions.
I'm bored and want to watch wrestling tonight.
Streaming is fine too.
>>2014531
>outlaw wrestling
>>2014544
>seething
Why didn't he get over?
Because Vince is about 15 years behind with pop culture references.
>Yeah know what'll work Hunter? If we just give him those funny Chuck Norris memes as a gimmick!
It was doomed long before he had even stepped into the ring.
>oh my god he isn't over with the crowd after 5 vignettes and 2 appearances on tv quick pull the plug
>lets just hire some more indie stars since we forgot how to get homegrown guys over
>>2014457
because he is a cuck just like you op