Curt Hawkins has a pretty cool move-set
If he were to get ripped like Ryder did he'd probably get an IC title reign
>>2016101
i wish they´d let him openly retard around with the mic promos that shit was hilarious
>>2016101
Based Micheal Mizanin put him over on talking smack.
>>2016142
Mike puts all of his friends over.
Accidentally deleted my diva fap folder. Help me restock it. Please
>fapping to that
low test cuck kys
Cody Rhodes recalled once stopping the car when Daniel Bryan went on about Dusty being a weak announcer in WCW.
> "To me, a lot of people speak to me about Dusty objectively, and forget he's my dad. Daniel Bryan once just cut this 45-minute promo, while we were driving, on how my dad was a terrible commentator in WCW and I literally pulled the car over and said, 'Listen, dude, that's my dad you're talking about. I don't give a s--t that he didn't know the move of Pscosis in this match' or whatever Dan was talking about. One more word and I'll kick your fucking ass!"
based cody should of beat the shit out of that manlet
based Big Bantz Bryan working the insecure babies
>>2016003
You added in the >One more word and I'll kick your fucking ass!
Does /asp/ think this was the best way to handle the monotonous one-sided bork matches he's been having since the streak?
On one hand a younger guy defeating Brock would've been the ultimate rub, though WWE doesn't have a young guy that could believably beat Lesnar without it looking like a joke.
On the other hand the match with Goldberg was no longer one-sided and created the fairest fight since Brock v Cena (memebrose etc didn't stand a chance and the matches had no suspense) but Goldberg won't be around much longer to capitalize on the win.
The Goldberg feud isn't over and it's currently the best feud WWE has put forth in years (not story-wise of course) I feel if a younger guy beat Lesnar the aftermath wouldn't be as suspenseful or exciting.
>>2015999
it was boring and we all know copperberg would get fucked and destroyed in a real, non scripted match. he wanted to play the hero so brock didnt even bother fighting and just took three moves from almost retired has-been that is Sting-much 99% done with wrestling
Taking in this match was easy money for Brock. He better not fuck with Brock in UFC coz that´s where the games stop and you just get murdered
>>2016004
18+
>>2015999
>that gif for ants
>>2015924
>>2015924
The biggest dog in the pound called RAM
>>2015924
GOAT
>highest attended WM = wm32
>Main event = Roman reigns and HHH
Does that confirm that Roman and HHH are the biggest draws ever?
Based Shane
based big dog and shovel man
>>2015767
Reminder : this is the match that got hijacked by the crowd with NXT's wreslter names .
>the state of WM32
What does /asp/ think of Authors of Pain?
>>2015738
They looked like 2 club bouncers managed by some old guy
Hopefully they're just gonna be 3 minute warning 2.0 or the muscle of a stable.
>>2015738
the muzzie looks like he is gonna explode
Why does his face look so fucking fat?
>>2015572
Age and getting hit in the head a lot.
Unfortunate genetics. He's got chiseled six pack abs but the beefy face of a fat southerner who doesn't work out. Notice the weird beard to hide his lack of jawline.
Side effect of farmer strength.
If they do more Ellsworth shit and AJ loses the title I'm going to stop watching for a few weeks, this shit is so far beyond enjoyable it's absurd.
Smackdown needs a main event scene that isn't just AJ and Dean.
>false-flagging rawtist
>>2015546
That's what happens when Raw gets all the main eventers. Cena is on break, besides Dean they only have Bray and Randy and the last thing Bray needs is to lose another feud. They need to put Joe on Smack.
Ellsworth will run in after dean and Aj take eachother out, and "cash in" his contract for one title match and win the strap.
Screencap this.
>>2015424
For smarks, no
For normies, BMJ probably
Kenny Omega would like a word
Roman Reigns? John Cena? No one knows TNA still exists. Get out of your bubble.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME
AND HOW YOU PLAY IT !
IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL
AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT....
ITT:
>You are the head of ECW creative at the time
What kind of HARD Bumps/Spots would you make her take(and with whom, in what match)? note: As per contract, she has to agree to minimum 3 bumps/spots unless it's unreasonably dangerous.
Remember, you're in "that" era, go.
Bonus points for reckless creativity
Her asshole on my coxk
I'll start it off.
>Victoria vs Kelly
Kelly goes for a top rope move, while she tries to feeble balance herself, Victoria runs up and kicks her smack dab on the lips, knocking her down.
Kek
>>2015390
2006 kelly kelly was the best kelly kelly
Are these guys honestly the biggest dumbfucks in the whole of wrestling, just a reminder
> permanent scarring, split veins and arteries, torn flesh etc...
> don't draw for shit, barely get paid
>not even allowed to perform in many arenas or warehouses because no one in the right mind wants a lawsuit
> caters only to edgy teens and fat rednecks
Is this really even fucking entertaining? I mean, I get the shock factor and all but for less than 3 figures who wants to be cut by knives and scissors and hit with barbed wire and lightubes? Why is this even a thing anons?
Baby saw a vice documentary and crying about it. Seriously is edgy the most overused word these days by the faint hearts.
Please grow up its nothing new.
>>2015381
getting to fuck ring rats is reason enough for a lot of the losers who populate companies like this
isn't it a relatively normal promotion now other than that Tournament of Death thing?
Alright hear me out on this
WWE currently has the biggest indy darling of all-time sitting on their payroll doing essentially nothing even though he could PROBABLY wrestle again and be fine. Their hands are tied because they can't get their doctors to sign off on him. Bryan has publicly said that he feels fine and that he wants to wrestle again. On top of that, it's been rumored for months that Vince is very interested in carrying indyshit on the Network.
In the near future, Bryan will have a very public "falling out" with the company. He'll sign on with some indy for his big comeback match, wrestle a few dates, then go back to being retired. Not long after that, we'll start seeing that promotion's shit on the Network.
Bryan gets to have the retirement match he always wanted, WWE eventually gets to make money on it, and they don't have to worry about the liability of letting Bryan wrestle against their doctors' orders. Everyone wins.
Daniel Bryan cannot wrestle ever again this has been covered on Total Bellas. He went to another doctor to get tested again cause he didn't believe WWE and he got the same result. Then he cried for 4 episodes straight cause of the news and left Brie alone in Cenas house, and refused to be there at WrestleMania for Brie's retirement match. Brie also got someone else to train her to do the yes lock reversal and surprise, she did it really well when an actual MMA trainer taught her how to do it.
>>2015315
>Their hands are tied because they can't get their doctors to sign off on him.
Imagine actually believing that WWE can't order its doctors around.
Z-PAK! Z-PAK! Z-PAK!
>>2015315
Doctors have rerepeatedly have said he can't wrestle everybody knows that, but if the indie smarks ignore it and still point to wwe as a boogeyman then there are no bigger fools than them.
Wrestle one, fight one, make sweet love to one. Go.
>>2015291
Wrestle Nash (you won't have to do much)
Fight Pac (Smallest + junkie means I have the best chance)
Make too sweet love to Hall (fuck me daddy)
>>2015291
I used to like Razor Rameme but dont remember any of his matches standing out other than the meme ladder shit
What are his best matches?
Everyone knows the other two in the picture put on 10/10 classics with bret, but oddly the most talented member of the NWlol never had a match that lived up to the others
> inb4 meme ladder match was 10/10
Fuck no
>>2015323
He never had a good match hes a goofy faggot selling every punch like hes in a cartoon