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WWE fans overall 2016-12-02 02:15:37 Post No.2012586
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WWE fans overall Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:15:37 Post No. 2012586 [Report] [View this topic]

Since we're """"""wrestling community"""" on the internet, I wanna ask everybody a question. Why is that WWE (wrestling in general) is mostly appeal to obese neckbeards? In college, there's one guy who always wears a what appears to be 5XL John Cena t-shirt, the dude is huge as fuck. Most of the YouTube videos about fans getting upset over someone losing always happen to be a fat kid or grown man who apparently doesn't know that wrestling is scripted. https://youtu.be/dvXRoe3vui0
Last week, on Black Friday I went to Best Buy to buy Battlefield 1, I didn't have time to do laundry because I was working the whole day so as soon as I got out of work I rushed to buy that game before it completely sells out. The only clean shirt I had in my closet was a WWE Raw shirt I bought back in 2010 for the Bragging Rights PPV and this obese neckbeard wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt approaches me when I'm in line and says, "Nice shirt you got there, bud" so everyone around me wanted to see what I was wearing. I never felt so embarrassed in my life.

WWE knows this that's why the biggest size in every t shirt is 5XL.

But why? Why is wrestling appealing to obese neckbeards? I feel a little uncomfortable knowing that I have to hide liking wrestling mostly because most of the people who like it are nerds obese neckbeards, myself I'm 6'5, 320 lbs, a couple of extra lbs but at least my shirts are 2XL, not 5XL.

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:17:50 Post No.2012591
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:17:50 Post No.2012591 [Report]

AJ Styles and the gay community
Deanetty & Becketty and the reddit community

Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:18:25 Post No.2012593
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:18:25 Post No.2012593 [Report]

back in the day there would be only one fat boy in the crowd and Rick Flair would single him out and yell at him and now these days everyone in the crowd is a fatboy

Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:18:42 Post No.2012595
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:18:42 Post No.2012595 [Report]

>>2012586
Me on the right

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 01:59:22 Post No. 2012545 [Report] [View this topic]

Childhood is idolizing Stone Cold, adulthood is realizing HHH drew more dimes

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:00:44 Post No.2012548
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:00:44 Post No.2012548 [Report]

We've done this one too recently, come back in another week or so when it's less fresh in everyone's mind.

Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:06:05 Post No.2012557
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 02:06:05 Post No.2012557 [Report]

>>2012548
hey steve

Anonymous 2016-12-02 03:01:45 Post No.2012678
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 03:01:45 Post No.2012678 [Report]

Nahh.
Always preferred Stone Cold.
HHH is a legend, but Austin was always the overwhelming favourite.

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Power Levels in WWE 2016-12-02 01:05:10 Post No.2012445
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Power Levels in WWE Anonymous 2016-12-02 01:05:10 Post No. 2012445 [Report] [View this topic]

Power levels as of decmbeer 2016, don’t expect crazy no. Cuz they’re no Saiyans or nameks, yet!
Raw:
Akira Tozawa-412
Ariya Davari-432
Big E-2097
Big Show-1653
Bo Dallas-440
Braaun strauman-791
Brian Kendrick-467
Brock Lesnar-35671
Cedric Alexanded-346
Cesaro-752
ChriS jericho-3356
Colin Cassidy-1365
CurtiS Axel-387
Darren Young-395
Drew Gulak-362
Enzo Amore-517
Epico-318
Finn Balor-1121
Goldust-723
Grand Mteallic-409
HHH-39679
Jack Gallager-scouter estimates it to be around 374
Jinder “butter chicken” Mahal-284
Karl Anderson-489
Kevin Owens-1196
Kofi kinxton-2034
Lince Dorado-370
Luke Gallows-495
Mark Henry-706
Mick Foley-217
Neville-499
Noam Dar-377
Primo-324
Rich Swan-327
Roman Reigns-23996
Ron Killings-643
Rusev-2460
Sami Zayn-653
Seth Rollings-19268
SheamUs-767
Sin Cara Dos-417
TJ Perkins-376
Titus Oneil-430
Tony Neeze-361
William Goldberg-1278374
Xavier Woods-OVER 9000!!111!!1 Lol jk 1897
Alicia Fox-295
Bayley588
Charlotte Flair-2000
Dana Brooks-623
Emma-306
Nia Jax-899
Paige-267
Sasha Banks-1997
Stephanie McMahon-277630
SumRay-Ray estimated to be at 327 according to scouter curtesy of the Frieza-Sama army
Smackdown:
Aiden English-257
AJ SStyles-29780
Apollo Crews-534
Baron Corbin-415
Bray Wyatt-1325
Chad Gable-670
Curt Hawkihns-223
Daniel Bryan-369
Dean Ambrose-13431
Dolph Ziggler-754
Erick Rowan-322
Fandango-241
Heath Slater-368
Jack Swagger-450
Jason Jordan-712
Jey Uso-842
Jimmy Uso-849
John Cena-45988
Kalisto-302
Kane-1135
Konnor-276
Luke Harper-1294
Miz-819
Mojo Rawley-295
Randy Orton-16459
Rhyno-642
Shane McMahon-30938
Shelton Benjamin-scouter determines about 482
Simon Gotch-253
Tyler Breeze-241
Viktor-268
Zack Ryder-304
Alexa Bliss-768
Becky Lynch-1212
Carmella-514
Eva Marie-493
Naomi-656
Natalya-687
Nikki Bella-1024
Vince McMahon-78000000

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:28:32 Post No.2012929
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:28:32 Post No.2012929 [Report]

How is Seth lower than Roman when he was the first to beat him clean?

Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:32:20 Post No.2012935
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:32:20 Post No.2012935 [Report]

>>2012929
>As of this month

Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:37:12 Post No.2012941
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 05:37:12 Post No.2012941 [Report]

>>2012935
Oh, well...uhhh fuck you

Anonymous
ITT: guys who drew few, not many, dimes 2016-12-02 00:51:39 Post No.2012421
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ITT: guys who drew few, not many, dimes Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:51:39 Post No. 2012421 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 01:00:56 Post No.2012437
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>>2012421
>muh shitty ripoff of Goldberg man

Anonymous 2016-12-02 22:09:34 Post No.2014171
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 22:09:34 Post No.2014171 [Report]

Austin drew NO dimes

Anonymous 2016-12-03 01:44:54 Post No.2014538
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Anonymous 2016-12-03 01:44:54 Post No.2014538 [Report]

Fuck all these "bros" who would treat a woman like that. I hope his ass is fired and he spends time in jail. Maybe when he lives as a woman for a bit he will be more understanding.

Fucking Hell society is so messed up that a man like that can date a beauty but a guy like me, who would never lay hands on a female unless she wanted me to, is a kissless virgin at 30.

Hopefully this is a wake up call for Debra, the WWE, and society as a whole. Ladies - nice guys are out there and we won't hurt you. You'll be safe with us.

Anonymous
2016-12-02 00:30:59 Post No.2012375
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:30:59 Post No. 2012375 [Report] [View this topic]

So /asp/, where is that lock box?

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:36:05 Post No.2012386
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:36:51 Post No.2012388
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:36:51 Post No.2012388 [Report]

Hidden in Stephanie McMahons huge disgusting stinky vagina

Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:39:32 Post No.2012394
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>>2012375
All the dimes Undertaker drew.

Anonymous
2016-12-02 00:11:48 Post No.2012345
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:11:48 Post No. 2012345 [Report] [View this topic]

Underrated wrestlers thread:
Chris Kanyon should've gotten a major push in WWF. He was one of the best in-ring workers I've seen, they didn't call him the "Innovator of Offense" for no reason.

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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:12:38 Post No.2012346
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:12:38 Post No.2012346 [Report]

>fag
>getting a push in wwe

It'll never happen

Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:13:50 Post No.2012349
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Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:13:50 Post No.2012349 [Report]

>>2012346
>Should've

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Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:53:08 Post No. 2012319 [Report] [View this topic]

Did Cody get BLACKED?
Or did Brandi get BLEACHED?

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Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:53:24 Post No.2012321
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>>2012319
did they?

Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:00:34 Post No.2012327
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>>2012319
What you've never licked the icing off an oreo cookie before?

Anonymous 2016-12-02 00:26:10 Post No.2012370
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>>2012319
Isn't Cody part Hispanic?

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Ramen BTFO 2016-12-01 23:28:18 Post No.2012297
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Ramen BTFO Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:28:18 Post No. 2012297 [Report] [View this topic]

>Future of DAB DAB E

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Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:29:42 Post No.2012299
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>>2012297
>Ramen bto

>Makes a Roman thread.

Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:32:19 Post No.2012300
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Anonymous 2016-12-01 23:32:19 Post No.2012300 [Report]

good post

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haha is that why he wears the vest cos hes fat like kevin owens LOL

Anonymous
NXT Discussion Thread: TYE MUST ELIMINATE SAMOA 2016-12-01 21:57:18 Post No.2012141
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NXT Discussion Thread: TYE MUST ELIMINATE SAMOA Anonymous 2016-12-01 21:57:18 Post No. 2012141 [Report] [View this topic]

>Asuka defeated Nicole Matthews via Submission in a Non-Championship match. Nicole is a former Shimmer Champion; Shimmer being the organization where WWE farms all its female talent from and is where they hired Becky Lynch and Sara Del Rey.

>Eric Young defeated No Way Jose. Match was whatever Jose is defiantly over with Normies and Casuals but that could just be Full Sail is being nice to him since almost no NXT pet project has gotten positive drawing power since being drafted to Raw and Smackdown

>Samoa Joe defeated Tye Dillenger in a Non-Championship match...I appreciate Tye but this fucking match...who fucking thought giving Tye a long match was a smart idea could they not find 2 guys to waste like 5 minutes of on air time to shave down time for this match there is no reason why this match didn’t go 8 minutes...top

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Anonymous 2016-12-01 22:00:48 Post No.2012150
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