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Why does everyone want him in WWE? They will neuter everything about him that makes him great and feed him to Roman when they're done with him.
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Only weird smarks and WWE employees desperate to find a new cash cow want him there.
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sounds good to me
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>>2143736
>tfw I sometimes watch random indies and hope the guy I like the most won't end up in WWE simply because of that
At least CAGE will never ever piss clean, so I'm not worrying about him
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Reminder that this is S'mores Joe's fate
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His family actually does those traditional dances in competitions at least. Joe did a solo dance for the opening of the '84 Olympics when he was 5.
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>not Miz bodyguard Joey Samoey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBaoj1hWG0
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Wrestlemania 33 predictions
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>WWE Title
Cena (c) V Undertaker
>Universal Title
Reigns (c) V Braun V Balor
AJ V Samoa Joe V Shinsuke
Brock V Goldberg
Big Show V Shaq
Triple H V Seth Rollins
Harper V Bray V Orton
>Tag champs V Tag champs
Cesaro and Sheamus V American Alpha
>U.S Title
Owens (c) V Jericho
>I.C Title
Miz (c) V Ambrose V Ziggler V Corbin V Dillinger V Ellesworth
>Smackdown Women's Title
Bliss (c) V Asuka
>Raw Women's Title
Charlotte V Bayley
>Cruiserweight Title
All v All
>Andre the Giant Battle Royale
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It's Reigns V Goldberg V Brock Lesnar
They won't do Reigns V Strowman because smarks would shit on it
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>>2143665
>Nakameme and Asuka on the card
>Asuka ever leaving NXT
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>>2143752
Reigns needs his shot
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Why was he considered a "bad man"?
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Mcmahon once ordered the locker room pizza, but then Rikishi ate all of it
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yyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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He did it for da Rock
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You have 10 seconds to defend this dimeless dandy.
Name one time he ever had a good fued or match outside hbk and mania.
He was a midcarder for years, playing second fiddle to bigger stars.
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Imagine being this invested in memes
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>>2143545
Hi michelle
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>Undercarder
>Stroking Vinnie Mac's cock for years for a single dime
>Still doesn't draw
>Just keep rolling baby
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What's his endgame?
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>>2143497
The same as it was when you posted this yesterday
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>>2143499
but i wasnt on /asp/ yesterday
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>>2143497
Vince dies.
Fires all of the people Vince kept around due to his own personal loyalties
Takes full control of the company and brings in Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and others of the kliq to run the company.
Stephanie being the daddy issues slut that she is, plays along.
WWE dies 3-5 years later
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO KICK BROCK ASS FOR DOING THIS
https://youtu.be/Ui_DaB5Tn2c
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Based Brock giving no fuck about dumbass superstitions
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>>2143401
worked by based Brock.
No but literally what's going on?
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>>2143416
Babyfaces and Heels are an outdated concept. Maybe long ago would such a thing have worked but it's obvious that today's crowd just doesn't give a shit about good guys vs. bad guys. The crowds, especially smark crowds will cheer whoever is entertaining as opposed to booing or simply ignoring wrestlers who they simply aren't entertained by. Vince and Co. are still of the backwards belief that the casual viewer still wants superheroes saving the day and defeating the bad guys when that couldn't be further from the truth and will continue to push guys like Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns down our throats. They're handed awfully terrible scripted promos that are written by complete hollywood hacks instead of letting them speak from the heart. Whenever the wrestling community grows bored with a bland, boring babyface who smiles to the ring and shakes everyone's hand, cut horribly unfunny promos, the immediate response is to turn him heel when it's another thing entirely. We want characters with a bit of an edge, we want characters that kick ass, characters that aren't booked like little pussies. Wrestlers who aren't afraid to stand up for themselves, speak from the heart and act like men. Since strong heels are the only ones who get to show off a bit of violence and masculinity, I say they should turn ALL the wrestlers into heels, including the good guys, the bad guys and those who they're trying to get over with the exception of enhancement talent. Have Heel vs Heel matches and have the crowd decide who to cheer for and who to boo, but book them both strongly. It worked in the late 90's when even the good guys acted like assholes. What do you say? Do you feel that babyface vs heel storylines are a thing of the past? Should we turn them all tweeners and have the crowd decide who to cheer for or should we have better established and fleshed out babyfaces and heels to cheer or boo for without unnecessary turns? Would tweener vs tweener matches on the regular, succeed?
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Gb2wrestlingforum
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>>2143399
nah
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>>2143397
Bump
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Alistair Overeem made Brock Lesnar his bitch
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the day Brock's liver died
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>>2143385
The day the meme of Brock being the baddest man on earth died
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>>2143408
This, it was always Stone Cold
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Notice something?
http://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/18420869/wwe-royal-rumble-card-news-stories-match-information
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Technically, Eddie did win a Royal Rumble in 2004.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8j7eu_smackdown-royal-rumble-pt-1_sport
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>>2143297
Undercarder won In San Antonio. Undercarder winning lads.
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>>2143336
watch out for my "if undercarder wins we riot" banner.
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>mfw all the cucks on /asp/ who mocked Taker for weeks probably wet their pants in excitement when they heard the gong
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>>2143274
I will admit I'm a big 'Carder fan but the memeing is just too good not to participate in
Besides he really isn't a draw
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>>2143285
>but the memeing is just too good not to participate in
This is a +18 site. Legit not one /asp/ meme made me even chuckle. You guys are garbage compared to /tv/ or /fit/
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i couldnt stop thinking about how Lebron snubbed him.
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You mad white bois?
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Nice heel work, guys.
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Bliss definitely got BLACKED
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those are children
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/cwd/ - Cruiserweight Division General #7
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This thread is about the Cruiserweight Division.
Current Cruiserweight Champion: Rich Swann.
Power Rankings:
1. Adrian Neville
2. Rich Swann
3. Jack Gallagher
4. TJ Perkins
5. The Brian Kendrick
6. Tajiri
7. Noam Dar
8. Cedric Alexander
9. Ariya Daivari
10. Nese & Gulak
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>>2143232
> Adrian Neville
> posting his outlaw name
M'Gentlesir
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Tajiri was shown to be objectively more powerful than Kendrick by taking less time to lay out Sean Maluta, please rectify.
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>>2143235
>NXT
>Outlaw
This is an entirely undiscovered strain of autism.
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Based af
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>>2143202
Hi Luke, welcome to /asp/
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how? does he like memes?
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If this little manlet ever stepped to me i'd heeeem him into the shadowrealm
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>new star buried by part timer
How is Cuckdown different from RAM again?
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Its one hour shorter. That's the only difference.
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>>2143183
It's okay when Cena does the burying.
Seriously.
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>>2143183
how did this happen? I didn't watch