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>>2142303
The Undercarder is 300k years old why is he still wrestling

>>2142303
source?

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>>2142305
>He will still pay to watch him ME WM 33 and 34

Yes. And he wrestle better and more entertaining too.

>>2142265
because most of that is muscles and its his gimmick

Bray is significantly taller.

Also he's homegrown.

Hi Fedoramen

ngl, i'd mark out

>>2142255
He's beating Owens so he wont even be in the Rumble match

name? she is beautiful

>>2142227
ITS A TRAP

>>2142227
>((((((she))))))

Tonight was good old fasioned Super cena

>opponent gets offense the whole match
>cena sells for him
>opponent looks strong
>has cena on the ropes
>LOL
>FKS
>AA
>BALLGAME

I guess watching Cena eat people is pretty par for the course by now, but I was still disappointed that this was the angle they went with.

I think a better story could have been told by letting Cena lose, and having the angle be that he's uncertain that maybe AJ is right. Maybe he is a "has been" and has lost his touch. Just keeo the ruse going for a week or two where his hubris gets the better of him and he loses a little.

At least that way him winning has some sort of payoff. Just because you have Superman in your roster doesn't mean you can't tell some stories with him...

cena phoned it in big time tonight. that was a really stupid match. corbin dominates for 6 whole minutes then loses in 3 moves. i guess that's up to par for Cena matches though. reminded me why i fucking hate the guy

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>one week later and they're still seething

>>2142191
why is he so fucking hot

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I wish I was Kenny

>>2142112
My prediction:
Cena v Taker
Roman Reigns (c) v Balor v Strowman - Universal Title
Goldberg v Lesnar
AJ Styles (c) v Samoa Joe - WWE Title
Triple H v Seth Rollins - Street fight
Charlotte (c) v Bayley - Raw Womens Title
Jericho (c) v Owens - US Title
The Club (c) v Enzo & Cass - Raw Tag Titles
Alexa Bliss (c) v Becky Lynch v Nikki Bella v Mickie James - SD Womens Title
Ambrose (c) v Ziggler - IC Title
American Alpha (c) v Revival - SD Tag Titles
Sasha Banks v Stephanie McMahon - Special guest ref Ronda Rousey
Neville (c) v Gallagher v Tazowa v Swann v Metalik v Xavier Woods - CW Title Ladder Match
Pre-Show
Andre the Giant match - Rusev wins
Corbin v Zayn - Interbrand special super match

>>2142135

Would be awesome

I think Undertaker vs Minoru Suzuki would be amazing also Taker vs Nak would be great too

Also on the way out I met Mauro. He was in a rush and didn't look happy. I said hi and he said hi back and thanked the crowd for coming to the show while running off

>>2142043
Holy . fuck anon, what'd you use to take this picture? A potato? It looks like it was taken in the early 80s

>>2142043
Who got the biggest pops and boos tonight

For it to not suck

Hogan return to voodoo child (slight return)

I want Kurt Angle to return

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Based Roman finna would.

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Large Labrador would, without a shadow of a doubt

FULL NELSON POWER RANKINGS

1. The Warlord
2. Hercules
3. Billy Jack Haynes
90000001. Chris Masters

>>2141930
Would enjoy but I can't see what direction he would take upon returning. It would be a waste to bring him back and not have him be the main focus of whatever show he went to

>>2141981
have him come back and form a stable with american alpha and Shelton Benjamin

Idk man that seems to be what everyone wants. I think he's to big to be placed like that imo he's needs to be maineventing

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>>2141913
i love her

>>2141913
When did they break up? On Raw? 205?

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Was this a JoJo reference?

>>2141927
205 Live, after Alicia pulled Noam Dar out of the way of Cedric's dive, Alicia then proceeded to obliterate my eardrums.

>>2141894

Your friend's name is Vince right?

>>2141894
"Wrestling" is a complete joke.

now show him the 6 star wankfest

Try it yourself bro, wrestling's fake as fuck so I'm sure it'll be alright

You have to get in there pretty deep

No. Do you think people that cut themselves are badasses?

He refused to work with Hogan. Apparently he had problems with Hogan back in WCW so rock faced Hogan instead.
I've heard rumours like Hogan wanted a long feud where they traded wins and austin refused and also that Austin thought that hogan would politick backstage.

This is all just stuff from rumours and shoot interviews so make of it what you will. Steve's official reason was that he didn't think they would have a good match.

Austin was afraid of getting booed in a match against Hogan. So Hogan turned Austin into a midcarder

Wow I just saw this exact thread last week!