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Maybe one year when they need another Koko B Ware

He tanked the company so hard they had to start the Attitude Era because of his failure to draw a single dime

>>2144322
Elaborate

>>2144161

Colonel Hayweather

>>2144161
>Brock beats the streak
>Goldberg beats Brock in two minutes
>Roman beats Goldberg

gotta make him look strong

Goldberg is a very big fan of Roman Reigns. He has been on his hands and knees begging Vince to let him put over Roman or at least tag team with him at Fastlane

His sexism turns them on. Some submissive women want a dominant man. Even if he is a midget.

>>2144137
> Why do women like this good looking guy with a buff bod and boy like features and a slight tinge of exoticness about him
GEE, no idea.

He reminds them of Jordy el nino

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>>2144088
We're gonna strap the rocket on you kid!

you've already drawn more dimes than carder

Try to teach that to the undercarder

F

WTF is this real?

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>>2144065
Crossfit Jesus never dies.

He does crossfit.

>>2144025
Apparently, it was Austin's fault.
He believed Hogan was going to politick his way around the match so he called it off.

>>2144043
So Hogan worked Austin into not wrestling him?

Hulk Hogan turned Steve Austin into a midcarder because he was afraid of getting booed in a match against Hogan at Wrestlemania

At least it's better than Cuckdown

muh. ratings.

Somebody on Twitter said it best, Smackdown is a wrestling show, RAM is a show about a wrestling company. Not surprising that RAM is trash when it's really about the Adventures of Invincible Boss Stephanie, her flunky Mick, and the inferior peon 'wrestlers' that are clearly an afterthought.

>>2143954
As a vegan, shit like this offends me. Vince and Kurt can fuck off and die for all I care.

>>2144002
Kys ya goober

>>2144002
take your queer ass back to wooo

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>>2143948
>6 star match
>0 star flag

fuckin' canadians

Even Lawrence Taylor has a WM main event kek

state of Phil

>CM Punk 5 star matches - 1
>Roman Reigns 5 star matches- 0 (ZERO)

>>2143917
Being able to get clues and draw dimes

How much noise the crowd makes on average when your music hits

I forgot he even existed actually

When did he return?

>>2143872
>Will 2017 be Orton's year?

that would imply that he gives a shit more than twice a year so no

>>2143872
By far one of the most overrated wrestlers.

Sup CAWdy

Everyone that isn't cena, big dog, ko, jericho, or styles

>>2143880
>ko

Did you stop watching after he won the title or something?

>>2143866
Mauro is gonna get fired for taking that bong rip

Imagine hanging out with Ryan Gracie, Bas, and Randlman smoking pot

Based fucking Bas with the best stories

Dynno

>>2143833
a drill and some screws? come on anon

Try putting it on ya dog. Now ya have a mobile punching bag.

He's never had a good match in his life. Spazzing arounnd, kicking people and no selling isn't wrestling

>>2143743
Nah, he'd work much better as a part timer cause he'd actually bother to try when he did have matches, he wouldnt be overexposed and his matches would have a big fight feel. And this is from someone who was a big fan of his pre-WWE.

He shoulda done the Zayn match, then a singular Joe match, then go to MR for a Cena match, an AJ match and ideally a Bryan match but that can't happen anymore so just job him to Reigns for the bants.

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>>2143754
>tripNEET LiTeRaLLy in TEARS