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>yfw you're an old school wrassler who likes to pre-plan matches to get the most out of them
>yfw your newshit colleagues are triggered by this
>yfw creative tries and rib you with an autistic backstage segment
>yfw they don't even know how strong your autism game is
>yfw you carry the shieldettys to their most entertaining backstage segment in like a year
>yfw you put the team on your autistic back
Is based Sami "If you ain't got the 'tism stay outta by Bisn'" Zayn officially /ourguy/?
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>>2163480
I was really hoping after Reigns and Seff saved him from getting fucked by Braun on top of the announce table, the three would clean house and Roman and Seff would invite Sami into a Shield fist bump bringing it full circle.
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Pretty sure the "rib" was from Jimmy Jacobs.
I.E. a long time friend of Sami's.
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I know it's fun to meme about how bad the women on this show are, but I'm being 100% serious here. Jesus fucking Christ, this was an early contender for the absolute WORST segment of the year. Holy shit.
>WOSES ARE WED
>VIOLETS ARE BWUE
>AT WOYAL WUMBLE
>I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!
Who the fuck likes this? How can anyone with an ounce of self-respect endure this kind of torture? These two are complete charisma vacuums and neither can cut a decent promo to save their lives; and what's up with Bayley's voice? Bad enough she comes across as a retard with an extra chromosome about her, but every time she speaks my ears bleed. Why does anyone like this bitch? She's horrible. And Charlotte's pretty much Roman Reigns with a vagina: complete shit on the mic and is only in her position because of nepotism. The women's division on RAM is dead.
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>>2163399
The whole stammering, awkward, innocent retard thing really doesn't work when the person doing it is nearly 30 and looks like Jay Leno.
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>>2163405
>The problem is her appeal is to little girls and to a segment of guys. That appeal isn’t going to work when she’s 30. She may be able to transition into an effective character at 30, but this character works as long as she can pass for big sister or cool young tomboy, and not as mom’s friend or just another 30-year-old girl.
t. Big Bants Meltz
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> fun to meme about how bad the women on this show are
It's not a meme.
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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seething
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>tfw it's this thread again
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>>2163391
good thread I opened it
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>Hasnt been cleared by the WWE to compete in-ring
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Source?
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KEKED AGAIN
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>>2163374
There is literally no chance Kurt will ever pass the wwe physical. He won't ever wrestle in a wwe ring again. He will do some shitty stuff like Foley is currently doing.
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Member when based Angle made Stone Cold cry and beg for his life on live television
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>>2163303
>P-P-PLEASE MR ANGLE DON'T OLYMPIC SLAM ME I'LL LET YOU DRINK ALL MY BEERS AND BEAT DEBRA AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE
What did Stone Cold Steve Austin mean by this?
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>>2163308
>OLYMPIC SLAM
it's called the Angle slam
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>>2163311
The original and best name for the move was the Olympic Slam
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>Authority figures completely absent from the show
>Raw becomes somewhat watchable
Really made me think.
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>>2163249
Wow, it's almost like this is one of the things everyone prefers about Smack.
Rawcucks having to steal Smacks style to try and get over
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>>2163249
>>Raw becomes somewhat watchable
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>>2163249
>>Raw becomes somewhat watchable
last night he convinced me, i love roman now
friendship ended with aj styles
now roman reigns is my best friend
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BASED ROMAN WINNING THEM OVER
HOW DO (You) FEEL OP
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>>2163234
>HOW DO (You) FEEL OP
As soon as I accepted Roman as my new favourite, I finally had sex and shed 100lbs.
My IQ also skyrocketed.
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>AJ Styles sings praises for Based Big Dog
>smarks be like H-HE'S J-JJUST TOWING DA C-COMPANY L-LINE!
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Has there ever been a wrestling journalist as comprehensively BTFO as this smug faggot?
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How mad does it make you knowing he was staring at you with his millions of money from you giving him attention? Probably chilling in hit fake rumour crib in a hot tub lol'ing at all the fat sparks
200kg -
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>>2163189
He doesn't come across as smug desu. Just anal.
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>>2163189
Literally all of them. Wrestling "journalists" dont exist. Just smarks.
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The state of the large hound
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>Roman Reigns music hits
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Kevin Owens destroys Roman and stands tall over his prone body
>Thunderous cheers and Yes! chants
What did the notorious hardcore smark town of Little Rock, Arkansas mean by this?
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That you need to set up an appointment with a hearing doctor ASAP.
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>>2163193
>Fedoramen SEETHING
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>>2163193
Might want to lay off the pills mate if you think Roman isn't getting drowned in boos whenever his music hits
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So this is Dead-on-Arrival, isn't it? 0 pops. 0 heat. 0 dimes.
I mean is the whole "soon" suspense thing really going to work? Do you think WWE has a kayfabe reason for the 'soon' stuff? Or is this delay due to backstage stuff?
Do you think people even care anymore? Or do they feel let down everytime they see this "trailer", leading to think "ah screw it I don't care about this anymore"?
I was hype the day it was announced she'd return, only for us to get "soon" meme again. Now I don't care.
Thoughts?
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They're trying the Eva Marie gimmick on her after Eva was injured and fucked off to Hollywood. It won't work though as Emma was getting a growing fan base when she was working with Dana
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Her voice when she goes
>Nyahhh yavee been soo good
Might as well bring Hay Champ! and her autistic sidekick up to Raw for more cringe voices
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>>2163156
They think it's going to work obviously. I think it's past the point where people are actually going to care anymore. They've built it up so much that it's going to be massively underwhelming and they'll probably tell themselves that the murmers of a dead crowd somehow equate to 'massive heel heat'.
This reminds me of that thing that Jericho did a few years ago during one of his many comebacks. He came out to a face pop and basically tried to get the crowd to turn on him by overstaying his welcome. The problem was that it took them fucking ages for them to start booing him and that was only after he had basically twisted his face into an ugly scowl and was basically begging for a few boos so the segment could finally end. And then he came out the next week and started crying in the ring for no reason and absolutely nobody gave a shit. Much like Emmalina, it's a creative way of attempting to get heel heat that's pretty clearly going to fail.
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Why did Vince bury him?
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because hes a manlet
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>>2163110
small, ECW original, not his creation.
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When he got to WWF he was pretty broken-down from injuries.
Also, he literally signed Taz purely to fuck ECW.
>>2163112
This
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>Japanclaps
I really think this outlaw Jap wrestling is for me!
Watched Wrestle Kingdom a few weeks ago now watching New Year Dash.
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If nothing else, the WK and the G1 Climax are consistently great each year.
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Naito is based as fuck
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>>2163072
NJPW is going to be even better now that Cyrus signed on to do color commentary.
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Did y'all notice Owens referred to Reigns as "that little puppy" in their backstage promo?
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>>2163067
based KO
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>>2163067
Yeah that was p. cringe.
When did Owens lose his mic skills
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How does oreowens keep getting away with shitty promos?
SMARKS, EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.
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>Those huge pops for the Massive Mastiff last night
Try to tell me he isn't over any more, smarks.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc
:3
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>>2163068
...Sasha?
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>No one has beat me in 2017
But he just got beat last week.
Asuka is a very pretty woman and good wrestler
In this thread we talk about how great asuka is.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2163645
>tipslurper playing himself
>was too dumb to even sage
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>>2163042
I'm going to cum for her tonight