Vince McMahon is a geni-
>Vince McMahon is a geniu-
Vince McMahon is a geni-
nobody thinks Vince McMahon is a genie anyway.
>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college
>chiseled body
kek every time
>>2158233
They hated him because he didn't know how to actually wrestle and wasn't an athlete like most wrestlers.
>>2158233
don't forget
>made a mockery of the heavyweight belt
Why did the Undertaker have a problem losing his title to the Rock?
Because Dwaynetty drew zero fucking dimes.
He didn't want to lose to a gay
>>2158172
He's a racist
Didn't you get that from his gimmick ?
>Watching WWE UK Championship shit
>First match has two jobbers
Does it get better?
>first match has 2 jobbers
THE STOPPABLE FORCE VS. THE MOVABLE OBJECT!
What the fuck are these people chanting
I would just skip to the second day if I were you. they werent able to get the top top UK guys and it shows, although there were some fun moments throughout.
It is free, guys. Will be on community creations on Xbox live tomorrow.
>OP thinking he's funny
cringe
Thought it was Red Neville vs. Rusev from the thumbnail.
>>2158059
Op was not a fag for once
Did any current wrestlers look up to this guy as their #1 guy? We have HBK guys and Stone Cold guys but are there any Jericho guys?
>>2158034
The BIG DOG
>>2158034
Pretty sure Sami said he did.
>>2158034
Bálor.
Pic related. He is somewhere up there.
>>2158031
his dick little.
Bálor
>>2158040
Still fucked some fine pussy
Based.
>>2157937
>le satanist meme
so fucking epic
>>2157937
>le skin and bones satanic guy with very little charisma and no cool moves
>le back to the indies in less than 48 days
Underwhelming more like.
Did they influence Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?
no
Doom did
Marilyn Manson and Ramstein did. CNN said so
>>2157915
Were Harris and Klebold gay? If not then no
Why did he end up having more testosterone than Bret?
>>2157848
He's 8 years younger. We'll see how old haitch bee shizzle is doing at the same age.
>>2157848
He didnt
Bret was a real man, Shawn got bumfucked by men
>>2157848
Canadians are naturally low in test like their Brit cousins
"Who's that?"
"HHH"
"Who?"
"Triple..H."
"Like the letter H?"
"Yeah, but three of them so his name is H H H"
"That's his real name?"
"yeah"
"They never say what it stands for?"
"Haven't seen them say it yet"
"weird..."
"What's his name?"
"The Miz"
"What kind of name is The Miz?"
"It's his name."
"Is it short for something?"
"I dunno I have only been watching this a few months"
"this is stupid"
"What's her name?"
"Naomi"
"Does she have a last name?"
"nope"
"that's a little sexist"
"What's his name?"
"Big E"
"....this is stupid. let's watch something else"
>>2157837
Fuck off Bendis you fat jew. Stop ruining Marvel funny books
>>2157837
>>2157839
They say it on television once or twice a year. If you just started watching and only watched the show it would be a long time before you figured out what it stood for.
>blocks your path
what a shit worker
>>2157710
Tyler reks could have been a GOAT
getting rid of him was stupid
>>2157722
Wasn't he a Cena victim?
>a literally fucking who manlet has the best looking belt currently in WWE
J U S T
Why is he nude? Is it his gimmick?
>>2157704
He looks awful with that belt. Its too big for him.
It's weird to see a small guy wearing a WWE belt. They're clearly designed for big men
>1 9 Y E A R S. O L D.
>>2157698
wtf i hate puberty now
W T F am doing with my life?
>Tfw 20 and just failed college
Inb4 back2r9k.
What the fuck? That shit already started and ended? Wasn't it just announced a few weeks ago?
Book his retirement run.
>He never returns
>he dies in 2020 of drug abuse
>WWE makes a video
>>2157641
He comes back
Tries to get Roman over
Roman blasts him in the face
Smarks now cheer Roman and boo Rock
Loses clean to heel Roman
>puts over the guy in WWE he's closest to