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>yfw you're an old school wrassler who likes to pre-plan matches to get the most out of them
>yfw your newshit colleagues are triggered by this
>yfw creative tries and rib you with an autistic backstage segment
>yfw they don't even know how strong your autism game is
>yfw you carry the shieldettys to their most entertaining backstage segment in like a year
>yfw you put the team on your autistic back

Is based Sami "If you ain't got the 'tism stay outta by Bisn'" Zayn officially /ourguy/?
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>>2163480
I was really hoping after Reigns and Seff saved him from getting fucked by Braun on top of the announce table, the three would clean house and Roman and Seff would invite Sami into a Shield fist bump bringing it full circle.
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Pretty sure the "rib" was from Jimmy Jacobs.

I.E. a long time friend of Sami's.
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I unironically think Sami has the potential to become the most over babyface on the show
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>>2163554
Isn't he that already?
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>>2163554
He does.
>best wrestler in the company aside from AJ
>best seller in the company, gets sympathy out of people
>actually a really good, underrated talker who does great impassioned babyface promos

His physique could use work, but I think it plays into the whole "fighting underdog" shtick, making him more ingratiating to the fans than if he was a cut/chiseled beast.
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Hi Suki
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>>2163560
Ehh, not yet. I think they should ease up on the "underdog" angle and start letting him have some real success and not just show "heart" while losing.
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>>2163565
Praise Sami
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>>2163553
Jimmy is writing for Raw? I thought he was still in NXT.
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>>2163577
Jimmy won't be wrestling in WWE. He's on the writing team for RAW.
This is quite literally the only explanation for KO being WWE Universal Champion this long. Also why the ribs on Sami are now making TV. BUT the upside is that this will eventually lead to Sami getting Daniel Bryan like over if they keep it up.
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>>2163554
He does. He's Bryan but with height and mic skills
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>>2163599
I know that he's there only as a writer, but last time I checked he was writing only for NXT, subbing in for Ryan Ward after he got called up to SD, but it's cool he's going up the ladder, I guess.

When is he going to write Seff, Joey Mercury and Luke Harper as the New Age of the Fall, though?
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>>2163613
>Harper saddled with Jasethy
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>>2163613
But they already did that for Team Authority a few Survivor Series back.
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>>2163599
Apparently Archibald Peck is a writer for Raw, what the actual fuck. What is the Chikara roster doing in the WWE Writer's Room Zone?
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>>2163623
>outlaw wrestlers writing for RAM

No wonder SD is better
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>>2163480
He's a fucking joke. His gimmick is pure cancer. His mic skills are bad. His in-ring ability is pretty below average. And on top of that he's a fucking MUSLIM LEAF. Disgusting. Looks like a nonce in that hat too.
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>>2163628
Hey, school's over somewhere in the world.
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>>2163628
Remember kids: this is what /pol/ does to your mind.

Utter mental degradation.
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>>2163628
>I really just hate him because he's muslim
Sami Zayn working the neckbeards by simply existing. How did he become so based?
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>>2163641
He was always based.
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>>2163628
Based GOAT from the underground working frothing bigots into a shoot
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>>2163641
as a gay man should I not be bothered by the fact he believes I should be killed?

should i cheer for him?
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>>2163655
I'm also a faggot and I find sami cute
I'd absolutely let him behead me
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>>2163652
The UnderGOAT from The Underground!

>>2163655
Sami is a known progressive.
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>>2163655
Memery aside, there are plenty of Muslims, especially ones raised outside of the Middle East like Sami, that disregard the "inconvenient" parts of the scripture. It's much like how a lot Catholics ignore all the stuff about tattoos, lobsters and gay people in Leviticus.
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>>2163668
Based Sami picking and choosing what he likes about a religion rather than following it blindly.
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>>2163655
He doesn't believe that. Like most religious people he cherrypicks the shit out of it and ignores the mean stuff
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>>2163665

The irony of a fucking Muslim comparing modern day USA to an opressive, authoritarian state like Nazi Germany. Why don't you head back to the middle east and see if they're any more 'progressive', Sami? Just don't let them find out you've been sucking Finn's dick on the sly or you're going bungee jumping without a cord.
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>>2163665
Silly Sami. Hitler was a much better leader than Trump. At least until he decided to start a war.
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>>2163665
Based Sami's one true failure
Based Trump working the marks
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He's doesn't have the look to be top dog but he has the ability and charisma to be the GOAT upper midcarder.

What he needs is a new gimmick because LE SKA AUTIST is pure unadulterated cancer.
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>>2163689
Trump hasn't even started yet. Give the guy a chance.
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>>2163687
He's from Quebec you idiot!
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A ginger dick sucking candian mudslime, could there be anything more reddit
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>>2163693
Even Sami dislikes his entrance song, apparently it's not the type of ska he likes.
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Who /streetlight manifesto/ here?
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>>2163702
I call bullshit.
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>>2163721
Mighty Mouse said it in some interview.
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>>2163480
that segment with the shield killed the last bit of interest i had in sami.
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>>2163560
Considering the Raw roster, he probably is unironically the most over true face
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Sami and Owens have potential to be great but are constantly bogged down by stupid stories

Imagine if Owens and Corbin switched places and Owens is getting the push on SDL
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Can't wait until sami, bayley and nakamura form an autism stable.
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They're trying too hard to tell the audience HE'S A UNDERDOG than actually allowing him to feel like it.

Granted, his program with Strowman has been neat and it's cool that he is relevant so far on the main roster, but allow the guy to do his thing than tell the audience to like him.
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He should be a bitter veteran instead. Something like a Bret Hart gimmick.
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>>2163855
Save it for after a couple more years of bad babyface booking.
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>>2163623
Archie was GOAT
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>>2163702
bet Zayn is really into Sublime.
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>>2163882
His wiki page says he likes NOFX, Misfits and Against Me (Which has a trans member, so much for being a gay-hating Muslim, I guess)
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I know he'll never be the top guy, but I still want him to main event a PPV as the main champ one day, even if just as a transition champ.
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>>2163554
He already is, by virtue of being the guy who's mildly over when he does stuff and then really fucking over when, oh my god, he actually won a fucking match, is it happening, are they getting behind him, oh my god, I think it's happe - nope, he's buried again.
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>>2163916
He's good at spots, he will main event hell in a cell.
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>>2163683
>>2163686
>Just acts like most of the inconvenient shit that happened in the past straight up doesn't count
Based Sami following Vince's example.
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>>2163753
>Owens constantly beating the everloving piss out of Ziggler
I thought we were trying to get this guy over as a heel, not get him unanimously cheered.
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>>2163753
>moving corbin to RAM
Nah, corhin still needs to be protected. Working with BMJ, AJ, and zigs is helping him get a foothold. Let fatty die on that shitshow
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>>2163961
How can Owens still walk after taking bumps like that? Dude's gonna have back problems when he's older.
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>>2163961
Goddamn that bump made me cringe

You gotta have a lot of trust in your homeboy to let him slam you spine first into the side of a fuckin ladder
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>>2164000
It's actually a signature spot of theirs, they do that every single time they meet in a match with ladders involved.

See also: https://j.gifs.com/j2BWjz.gif
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>>2164000
>>2164050
>>2164060
It's not that big of a deal, it's just about even weight distribution.
It really shows Sami's accuracy.
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>>2163480
>old school wrestler
Sami is literally the opposite
Can't talk for shit
Weak when fighting wrestlers that don't work with his moves
Skeleton Muslim
Can't portray any character he's given enough to entertain fans that weigh less than 300 pounds, whether the character is good or shit
Ugly
Indie shitter

You can't blame writers for all that, Vince has been given smarks alot of fodder with indie investment but even he gave up on him.
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>>2164070
>it's just about even weight
Yeah well KO sure has a lot of that
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>>2164077
>Weak when fighting wrestlers that don't work with his moves

Can't tell if retarded or the world's biggest mark
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>>2164000
>>2164050
If you look closely, Kevin's back hits pretty flat and evenly near the top of the ladder. In the MitB they use a quick angle switch to make it looks like he just gets blown up, but that's mostly KO selling.
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>>2164077
>Ugly
How did you parents react when you came out to them, Anon?
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>>2164077
>fans that weigh less than 300 pounds,
Projecting a bit, fatso?
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>>2164088
It's a squeaky clean spot
But it still makes me NOPE
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>>2164095
>>2164089
>NO U!
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>>2164060
It's amusing how now that there's a bunch of indie guys in the WWE, they have them repeating their famous spots, like they had this match with Cesaro vs. Misticara just so they could redo Cesaro and Gran Akuma's Super Yoshi Tonic. http://i.imgur.com/TJOB7rX.gifv
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>>2163480
/asp/ is a fickle mistress.
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>>2163480

>pre-planning every detail of a match is old-school

18+

Old school wrestling is all about finishes and bullet points during the match. The rest is all up to the performers improvisation and chemistry. Planning everything in advance is what makes modern matches so formulaic.
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>>2163692
This. I don't even care that Sami is Muslim, but to compare modern day USA to Nazi Germany is moronic. But yeah, as always based Trump working those marks.
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>yfw sami v neville for the cw title steals the show at mania
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>>2164339
>Sami fighting for the CW

Fuck that, he can go further.
I think Neville probably could, too, but it's a good fit for him, so it can slide.
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>>2163630
>>2163641
>>2163652
The amount of woo and r/squaredcirclejerk refugees on this board is disgusting. Shouldn't you all be wanking over New Day memes or something? Fuck off you muzzie loving faggots.
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>>2164341
Where else on the mania card would you put him? I'll be pissed if they stick him in some kind of 6 man match again. Sami and neville should feud over the belt at mania, then the jabronis can fight over it again at the lesser ppvs.
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>>2163687
>head *back* to the middle east
He's canadian. You guys love to hammer home that Islam isn't a race, well it isn't a country either.
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>>2163668
>radical leftists muslims don't want to kill gays
>it's just the other billion that does
Phew, gay people ain't got nothing to worry about now!
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>>2164405
To be fair, the gay guy was inquiring about Sami in particular.
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>>2163732
Reruns of Married With Children are more entertaining than Sami, even after the 100th viewing. RIP Christina Applegate's original rack.
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>>2163480
>old school wrassler who likes to pre-plan matches to get the most out of them
That's not old school. In the kayfabe era, faces and heels weren't about to risk exposing the business being seen together just to talk about a match.

>>2164305
This
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>>2163564
He's not that good in terms of pure wrestling, but at least he puts character into the way he moves and does things, which makes him stand out a lot. Like an amplified version of 2009 heel Ziggler.
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>>2164413
Macho Man would have people over to his house and rehearse entire matches
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>>2164416
He and Steamboat were outliers, not trendsetters.
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Got a real Seinfeld/Costanza vibe off that segment. I feel like that's the direction they are going with him. I liked it, thought it was funny.
If they do more of that with him he will get over as long as they don't just beat him like a drum all the time.
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>>2164352
I don't know, I was thinking about this earlier today.
Maybe a big finale against Braun? A cross-brand supremacy match might be good, against a free'd up SD guy.
Everyone else seems to be locked into their plans, so it's a weird WM for Sami, but I'd rather not have him toiling on 205. He's much better than that.
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>>2164414
>He's not that good in terms of pure wrestling,

lolwat
Sami's at bare minimum a top 5 on the entire roster. You're not that high whilst being "not that good" in terms of actual wrestling.
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>>2163655
Sad enough the muslims hate gays only because western world teached them so.
Islam was always tolerant in that direction. Frog and haggis eaters brought intolerance to them.
In fact the intolerance comes frim christian bible
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Old school wrestlers didn't plan their matches at all

18+
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>>2163492
This.
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>>2164405

>Sami zayn
>radical leftist

I wish he's probably just a liberal considering canada
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>>2165944

Fuck off, Muhammad
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>>2166210
Fuck you faggot.
I'm not a mudslime. Just saying facts.
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>>2163628
This guy gets it
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Smackdown is better because there is no Sammy Zayne shitting the show up
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Based Sami

>>2164305
Randy Savage planned all of his matches.
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>>2164352
Have him win the rumble and challenge Owens
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>>2166916
>Steenerico main eventing WrestleMania

holy shit
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>>2166995
It's gonna happen one day.
It's written in eternity.
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>>2167179
I hope they unite as a tag and break up again before it. Nothing like rivals teaming up against a larger threat/for a common goal.
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>>2163826
The amount of smark tears from being worked would be legendary.
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>>2163554
He's unironically the successor to the GOAT and has even started working the anti-smarks.

If he keeps getting time he'll get over as fuck because he's actually likeable.
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>>2166036
A liberal in Chanda is antifa anarchist terrorist in by American standards.
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>>2165944
Weak b8.
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