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>Dean Ambrose
>isn't a college dean

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>Charlotte Flair
>General performance lacks wow-factor

>alica fooooooooooooooox
>she's a nigger

>second city saint
>not using official wwe music channel as the metric

fake news

>>2164668
>Roman theme.

But thats the Shield theme, why do you think Roman was the one who kept it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

>2K14

>>2164588
Tell him that he needs to put more effort into his job.

>>2164591
Randy has been based on returning tho

>15+ years of wrestling experience
>one of the best superstars on the roster
>can't make his penis grow

>>2164582
>15+ years of wrestling experience
>one of the best superstars on the roster
>OP can't even convincingly lie about this shit

>>2164582
>>2164583
Jasethy BTFO

>>2164545
That Yakuza?

>>2164545
Who

>>2164563
You bet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwGufYNUndU

That being said, I'll go with Anime Naito because vidya Naito is a pushover.

>>2164519
i don't know because i don't watch total divas

Depends on the execution

I can buy Nattie's turn on Nikki, barely sure, but I'll bite
I can't wait to see Renee and Maryse fight in Total Divas because that's going to be fun as shit

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>>2164538
they've really put an emphasis on renee and maryse's feet this year

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>Bryan and Dave put way too much thought into this Enzo/Cass vs Rusev storyline shouldn’t they realize that in terms of worth; Enzo is Undercard, Cass is Midcard and Rusev is the top foreign heel in the company? Rusev doesn’t need to worry about the pointlessness of this angle because chances are come post Mania after Owens is written out of the main event; Rusev will start finally main eventing some Raw Exclusive B-PPV’s like Extreme Rules, Payback and Battleground.

>Lince is probably happy that despite his shit booking in his division he’s being pay 100 times his usual pay back when he worked Chikara. Financially speaking Chikara is in some deep shit and could realistic hire for bankruptcy. CZW is hiring more well known indie stars then Chikara is. Also Daivari is the #2 Foreign Heel in the company so they’re building him up to one day have a match with Swann for the Cruiserweight Championship

>The Club have now hit full circle in terms of irredemability. I’m now convinced this is a shoot. Like Vince legit hates both Karl and Luke for something pointless and is punishing them for something retarded and meaningless. Like this is beyond paying your dues at this point this is Vince actively fucking with them lowering their stock forgetting that New Japan and ROH would happily take them back without hesitation.

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>Vince is trying to market Tony Nese as a big deal because of his physique. Vince’s obsession with muscle is probably why Neville is very obviously hitting more of that juice so Vince can pay more attention to him and even give him the Cruiserweight Championship.

>The WWE Network is still free and its been free for like half the year...Rumble and Mania (and to a lesser extent Fast Lane) are fucking free this year...wasn’t the issue that when Mania was free yes it drew money and 70,000 of its 100,000 capacity the investors still complained about how they had to essentially bribe people with free subscriptions so they essentially got money in the short term but lost more money in the long term

>Due to the Success of the UK Tournament, WWE is promoting the idea that they’ll put ICW iPPV’s on the WWE Network in exchange that ICW lets them use their highest drawing stars for their Takeover shows. The hysterical part about all of this is Meltzer is honestly worried that WWE would even consider putting someone as shit as Grado on NXT tapings. What retard pops for Grado? They do however really want Galloway so they can have all 3 members of 3MB back.

>>2164434
>>Meltzer thinks we should draft The Usos and the Vaudevillians over to Raw.

>wanting anyone to be drafted to RAM

Opinion utterly and undeniably discarded.

done til summer man

I really wish the best for this show. I honestly do.

I want them to cut a deal with Netflix

I want them to go on tour like they claim

More to the point though I want some fucking physical copies I can buy and watch at my leisure.

Also Rabbit tribe is the best.

>>2164437
why.jpg

Claiming Alexa Bliss as my waifu

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First for my Dean

>>2164388
Shane to make a huge announcement. What will it be? I'm hoping for:
>Whats up *city*
>Smackdown hottest brand etc etc
>And that's why I've decided to acquire the hottest free agent on the market. The newest member of Smackdown Live is...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8

>>2164363
Say it with me /asp/

HOLY

>>2164406
Holy Queen, Mother of mercy,
our life, our sweetness and our hope.
To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve:
to thee do we send up our sighs,
mourning and weeping in this valley of tears.
Turn then, most gracious Advocate,
thine eyes of mercy toward us,
and after this our exile,
show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary! Amen.

>>2164363
Not gay but I'd legit let him slime me

Ugly rat faced kike

>How will raw even

The suspense is killing me.

>>2164310
>not thinking this woman is at least average
the real world is going to eat you alive, anon

i wonder

>>2164286
sable and backstage heat

>>2164286
It's the stache. Only Hulkster and Rick Rude can get away with that. And I guess early Scott Hall.

too much heroin. Went to pirate school. Became a heroin pirate

what's his plan?

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Never forget

Holy shit cringe

Half of these guys aren't even going to appear in the match

>>2164214
>pussy bets
Watch you don't go bankrupt

The last episode was when Dragon Azteca fell through the bleachers and Matanza fell through the office ceiling or am I missing something?

>>2164200
Yes, that was awesome!

>>2164200
That spot with Dragon Watermelonica going THROUGH the fucking staircase caught me off guard. It was great.

>tfw need to wait till summer for a new episode
Why live lads.