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How retarded is this picture

I thought it was a meme at first but he really did stay off tv until football ended, wow

>>2156869
HE'S THE GAME-UNGH

>someone covertly records you shooting the shit about your retard daughter's new boyfriend with a friend in private
>[redacted] harder than benoit

WWE fans will defend this

>>2156829

This is the biggest injustice of my lifetime

>>2156829
>>[redacted] harder than benoit

he gets mentioned all the time now and was even featured in this youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmb9DnEOEkY&feature=youtu.be

he'll be back by mania, don't work yourself into a shoot

>>2156789
kek

>>2156801
This. No-Draw Seth almost single-handedly responsible for Smackdown being the A-show

>>2156789
>smarks seething with rage that KO is flopping
>doing whatever they can to pin some blame on TBD

my sides, delicious tears

>>2156780
>$200 a month

I don't do BJJ but the place down the road from me charges $20 a month.

I go to BJJ and I am prepaired for bar fight. In class they teach us if someone hugs you from behind or grabs you by head

>>2156799
Every man has a plan until they get punched in the face. Ya gay lil """""martial arts"""""" will not help ya

>>2156717
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

>>2156717
You look like barrio grado

>>2156717
Use the burning hammer

Unsafe as fuck worker, literally severed a mans jugular

Fuck no
>Burried the Talibomber
>Burried the American Eagles
>Botched the chair shot and ended Talibombers career
>Trashman Gimmick doesn't work as a face

>>2156687
Fair point, but that's more on the guy that was responsible for checking the props

>tfw you're locked up and can't tribute best girl
feels not so great. maybe I can vibe one out, shit is going to suck though

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>you will never pump your load between Nattie's funbags

>>2156681
s-stop

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>>2156628

No, I know. I can't believe she just bit you.

>>2156634
I want to fuck crippled Nicole

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>>2156634
>tfw only Cena gets to see that nice set of tits bouncing all over the place when he's fucking her

>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is

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>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at

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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK, HHH, Edge, Batista and many others their best matches
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried DDP
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>2156521
>no kneepads
is wwe going /bronzeera/???

>>2156521
Another manelt. Nice work Triple gay.

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Even though I liked the tournament the outcome made me feel really, sad, I'm about to turn 23 soon and I feel like I have done nothing in my life, I'm hitting the gym and having better life habits from now on, this is my last post of 4chan forever, thanks for the laughs guys, but i gotta become a better person.

he's just happy to be waving here maggle

>>2156492
This guy's 19? He looks like he's in his 30's, goddamn.

Cornette is probably cumming in his pants right now

Roman Reigns easily

>>2156412
Nailed it.
She's also fat and ugly.

Romanetty full of fat thirsty bitches and underage kids.

INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER

FROM VICTORIA TEXAS

WEIGHING 252 POUNDS

>>2156301
It's true, WWE is extremely racist against whites. Only because Benoit is white he is erased from history.

>>2156301
It wasn't murder, it was involuntary manslaughter.

>>2156308
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>2156069
WWE isn't as big in Japan, sure that might create some buzz, but NJPW will still stand tall on their home country.

>>2156078
and Bushiroad is getting smarter by having their wrestlers be more recognized like the Rock by having them do public appearances and crossovers

>>2156069
>Vince is basically Billionare Ted stealing talent and squandering it.

History repeats.