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Based 6 Star Promotion Working The E Drones Into Oblivion

>>2277622
this based kek

>>2277289
me

Undertaker with a face Steve Austin

>700,000 buys at Summerslam, record high for the PPV
>800,000 buys for inVasion, record high for a non WM PPV
>9.5 TV rating

Undertaker without a face Steve Austin
>Tanked King of the Ring and got it cancelled
>Lower ratings in his feud with Kane than a Mark Henry title run and a Randy Orton vs Christian feud the next year
>375,000 buys for Backlash 2001 as the top face, 300,000 less than the previous year
>Main evented three Wrestlemanias, none of which got more buys than the previous year

really makes me think

>>2277325
but /asp says Austin never drew a dime

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YOU LOOK FOR TROUBLE......YOU'RE GONNA SEE THAT YOU'RE

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WORDS ARE DANGEROUS....AND TALK IS CHEAP

Took me too long to realize the logo is a razor

>>2280595
Californetty is getting worked hard by Big Bucks Trump.

Nebrasketty

>>2280595
Maine

svr 2009/10 for me

>>2280563
>2009/10

Less shit than '08, but still shit, m8

>>2280553
>WCW/nWo Revenge
>WWF No Mercy
>WWE Smackdown! Shut Your Fucking Mouth
>WWE Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain
>WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2006

these are the GOATs

>>2279998
You know that he didn't say that, Paul. You're only playing yourself.

>>2279998
Hi Paul!

>>2279998
>"Stunning"
>Not Stammering
Everything else is good though Paul, try again next time.

>1997 was 20 years ago

18, just taking a guess though

I assume at least 18, been a while since I took cal 2 though...

>>2279698
Why is he wearing Bret's jacket?

>>2279702
Looks more like Raven's jacket

>>2279698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_8z5hv-rA

Go back and take mark dimesaway with you

>>2279639
>why does everyone in this board hate taker? i like him a lot and he is one of my all time favs

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

The answer to all of your questions is: it's a meme.

It's all a meme. This is not a serious discussion board, it is a shitposting board. /asp/ is to wrestling discussion what /v/ is to video game discussion, /tv/ is to film discussion and /pol/ is to political discussion. The difference is this board is smaller so the shitposting is better. If you take anything you read here seriously you're a fucking idiot.

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Triple H's entrance after becaming the 56,789,478th time world champion

Based Bret

Reminder the biggest pop Yawn Michaels got in his whole career was when the crowd thought Bret was coming out

>>2279583
Dude I'm gonna let myself be put in my own finisher when I'm about to leave the show lmao

>it's another anti-Roman thread a'la Cuckter

When will he learn boys?

>>2279461
Post FIVE memberable/good promos

>>2279461
>cuckter
>anti-roman
Carter loves reigns

RIP

>>2279129
I've been watching wrestling for 20 years and it's pretty boring now. I just saw Tyler Bates on NXT and realized the reason why I hate WWE now. I remember when it was about over the top storylines and larger than life personalities. I just tune in casually to watch Braun Strowman, Becky Lynch, AJ Styles

Congratulations on watching literally any wrestling event in the last decade Dave

Ric flair

At least carder has GONG which is always hype

why people in this board hate Undertaker?

>>2279101
>praised as a GOAT by the company
>anti-draw for 25 years

He's just another machine-forced, talentless shitter that fans forgive because of nostalgia.

How can World """Wrestling""" """""Entertainment""""" even compete

>It's another "smarks latch onto an outlaw company" episode

lmao

>best wrestling promotion in the world

Just like TNA, ROH, PWG, CZW and all the other shitter promotions they sucked the dick of for a few years then dropped

lmao fucken pathetic

It's not hard when Meltzer has a major hard-on for chink wrestling

>>2278689
When I realized reddit is much better for serious discussion and that 4chan has no value other than shitposting

>>2278694
Reddit is still worse unironically

>>2278698
But you can have sub reddits for all forms of whatever you fat neet fucks want to jerk off to there. Get the fuck out and bring back the MMA and HEMA threads plz