WOLFPACK IS BACK CAUSIN MASS DESTRUCTION
GUESS WHO'S HERE?
THE BAD BOYS OF WRESTLING
wow, nWowolfcucTV was right all along. Kevin Nash is in fact a draw
>>2277855
Nice.
GOATs
(Domestic buys only)
>1. December to Dismember 2006 – 52,000 Buys
>Main Event - Lashley vs Big Show (c) vs Sabu (replaced by Hardcore Holly) vs CM Punk vs RVD vs Test
>2. Vengeance 2011 – 65,000 Buys
>Main Event - Alberto Del Rio (c) vs John Cena
>3. Bragging Rights 2010 - 71,000 buys
>Main Event - Wade Barrett vs Randy Orton (c)
>4. Over The Limit 2011 - 72,000 buys
>Main Event - John Cena (c) vs The Miz
>5. TLC 2012 - 75,000 buys
>Main Event - Dolph Ziggler (c) vs John Cena
>6. Battleground 2013 - 81,000 buys
>Main Event - Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan
>7. Capitol Punishment 2011 - 85,000 buys
>Main Event - John Cena (c) vs R-Truth
>8. Fatal 4-Way 2010 – 88,000 Buys
>Main Event - Sheamus vs John Cena (c) vs Randy Orton Vs Edge
>9. Cyber Sunday 2008 - 92,000 buys
>Main Event - Batista vs Chris Jericho (c)
>10. Survivor Series 2013 - 98,000 Buys
>Main Event - Randy Orton(c) vs Big Show
Steve Austin and Hulk Hogan would have the pride to hang themselves if things got that bad
no surprise Cena is a liberal cuck
>>2277254
>jericuck on the list
>dolph jizzler on the list
drumpfetties BTFO'ing themselves, its too easy
>>2277248
Capitol Punishment was so fucking terrible
>I don't need to wrestle you, you need to wrestle me
Was Phil right?
>>2277171
No, because he ended up wrestling le goat man, a bettet opponent
>>2277171
>neither ever drew a dime
does it matter?
>>2277171
No, Triple H has twenty years in the WWE main event scene to back himself up, meanwhile Phil's only legacy was the guy who couldn't stop bitching and moaning enough to make something of himself. He needed Vince holding his hand to ever accomplish anything, and that was only for a bunch of smarks..
Is she autistic?
I am not autism.
I think you are autistic for actually thinking in your mind "yeah that seems like a good discussion topic! I'm going to make a thread on /asp/!"
Long story short, she is autistic, and so are you.
just deaf with some mild brain damage from a bad bump
Would you watch a WWE based anime?
Yeah but they would need powers based on their gimmicks.
>>2276582
WWE is already a 3D shonen. So no.
I hate anime, so no.
>BREAKING: @WWEDanielBryan announces a #1Contender #BattleRoyal NEXT WEEK on #SDLive to replace @RandyOrton, who refuses to face Bray Wyatt!
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/831713566314999809
It's going to be AJ Styles! I knew it!
Keking hard at twittards working themselves into a shoot
Are they really stretching out "Randy won't betray Bray" for seven weeks?
>>2276475
>getting WORKED by Twitter
only on /asp/ergs
>Post-Wrestlemania Raw
>Reigns has beaten Undertaker and Strowman
>Opens the show, crowd boos
>Reigns says nobody can handle the big dog
>Lights go out
>Violins start playing
>Spazzy man comes out
>"You might be the big dog Roman, but I'm a Chinaman"
How hard would you mark?
oh shit its funaki
I unironically love his gimmick and how he uses it.
Based Sasuke
>>2275976
>"You might be the big dog Roman, but I'm a Chinaman
Shinsuke is a jap
Why are they making Naomi put on a fake ghetto accent? She doesn't sound at all convincing.
>>2275076
You do realize that every ghetto accent is fake, right?
>>2275086
*SMACKS LIPS* AYYY HOLUP...... IS YOU SAYIN..... THAT WE WAS WORKS AND SHEIT???
Feel the glow might be the worst catchphrase ever in WWE
Just imagine Reigns in this attire with Universal Championship.
Have sex pinhead
Based Big Dop
>>2278046
Imagine Roman Reigns as the Universal Championship.
>12-15
filler matches, decent match vs Owen and that's it. Heel turn at 15 was cool
>2000
Outshined big time by the triangle ladder match, main event was too long and the finish sucked
>17
good match
>18
outshined big time by Rock/Hogan, forgettable match
>19
Filler match with a horrible finish where he pedigrees Booker and takes 30 seconds to cover him
>20
GOAT match
>21
match wasn't that good but it was an amazing feud and build up. They had better matches later
>22
Pretty meh match but HHH was over big time here
>24
don't remember a single thing about this match besides Orton punting him and then HHH showing up the next night on RAW perfectly fine for Flairs retirement
>25
Outshined big time by Shawn/Taker, very boring main event and one of the WOATs
>26
forgettable match that nobody cared about
>27
good match
>28
Cringeworthy match, might be in the minority but the pace of this match combined by Shawns awful acting made this match horrible. Definition of "mandrama"
>29
Shit match, killed Lesnars momentum for a long time
>30
Good match
>31
Clusterfuck match and he went over in a match again nobody wanted him to win.
>32
Whole show was shit and not memorable besides Shane jumping off the cell but his match didn't help
20 years of mediocrity
>>2277787
His Cena match was his 2nd best WM match and was really good
Underrated ass match
>>2277787
He's the GOAT stuck in the shittiest feuds. I swear Vince only puts him with guys like Kozlov and Khali because he's the only one that won't refuse to work with them.
>>2277794
always felt like him and Cena had zero chemistry but HHH was over as fuck in that match so I wouldn't point it as a negative for him
post who is rumored to be the biggest pussy in the business (pic related)
Hunther pleaths push my daughther, I'm late on my alimony aghain.
>>2277699
Big E
>They all rush sell. They rush sell everything. The guys are all talented, they've thrown out the psychology of selling though. So it's like, "it's cool you can do anything, we get it!" But you can't do power moves. So why don't you sell? Just sell, that's all there is to it. They wouldn't have to do half the things that they do and all the reactions would be higher. Go watch Bret Hart matches, that's all I'll say.
>You know why [they aren't on Smackdown or Raw]? Because they have producers that know how to work, that are better, telling them to fucking sell. Why do you have to do 10 things like that when you can do 2 and stand out? Why? If you don't have time to sell, then don't put 10 things in there that you shouldn't be doing...We could all do athletic moves. Sell...I get it, you can do a million things, cool. Just have it make sense, it's not hard.
>Wrestling was never about doing flips and gymnastic moves. It never will be and it never was. And it will never draw at as high of a level as true storytelling and when you have an actual story in there. EVERYBODY COULD DO ALL THESE ATHLETIC MOVES! You could teach anybody to do them...If I could learn how to do a fucking backflip anybody could do it.
Is he right?
>>2277684
Also listen here https://audioboom.com/posts/5602161-conversation-with-the-big-guy-ep-25-uncensored-ryback-s-wrestlemania-memories-and-pat-bucks-wrestling-birthday-party-stories?t=0
>>2277684
>cryback is a bretmark
It's all starting to make sense.
>>2277684
>Is he right?
He is not. It seems a lot of WWMeme wrestlers have this belief that every wrestling move/strike/hold/whatever must be sold like death itself which is retarded. Yes it's true; the higher/faster rate of work you do in the ring inevitably leads to the sacrifice of psychology (selling) to an extent, but just because cruiserweights in general work faster than roid monkeys like Cryback doesn't mean they're not selling.
Has anyone tried this yet?
What are your results?
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HEEEEYYY MANNN
WE CAME TO JOB AND LOSE OUR PRIDE
ON THE PRE SHOWWW
NEXT YEAR WE'LL ENTER THE EMPLOYMENT LIIIIINNEEEEEE
>>2277451
Kind of funny that these guys were main eventers in japan.
>The state of njpw having literal CAWs as main eventers.
BETRAY YOUR RACE AND VINCE WILL LOWER YOUR PLACE
>>2277455
They weren't.
>The state of your wrestling knowledge
Vince 2020?
>implying Haitch 2020 won't go over
>>2277398
Paul Levesque/Stephanie McMahon-Levesque 2024.
>haitch pedigrees trump next election
YA SEE DON