Who's the Janetty?

>>2280595
Californetty is getting worked hard by Big Bucks Trump.

Nebrasketty

>>2280595
Maine

>Top babyface
California

>Top heel
Texas

>Biggest draw and Champion
New York

>Tag team champions
North and South Carolina

>King of the midcard
Illinois

>Comedy jobber
Washington

>Intercontinental Champion
Florida

>Cruiserweight champion
Massachusetts

>Authority figure
DC

>Outlaw Wrestling
Alaska, Hawaii and Peurto Rico

>>2280622

>Biggest Heel stable
Former Confederate States

>>2280604
This, Hillary Clintonetty with zero (0) Presidential wins compared to her successful partner Bill "The Heartbreak Kid" Clinton, including a disastrous defeat at the hands of Big Daddy Trump

Any state from the shithole that is the deep south

North Daketty

>>2280622

>Former Great but now Embarrassing Himself
Michigan

>>2280622
>California
>babyface

Only because they get the Roman push

Cuckifornia is the bitch ass cheating heel

Wyominetty

I mean, there are more people in Indianapolis than the entire state.

>>2280595
Anything above Texas and West of Missouri is shit.

Iowaetty

>>2280622
>Massachusetts
>Cruiserweight

Say it to my face, cunt.

>>2280595
Objectively Mississippetty, it's the worst worker and draws the least dimes because it has the worst HDI and GSP in the country.

>>2280661

You're statelet

>>2280595
Mainetty. Was a good gimmick for launching Stephen King story-lines back in the attitude era, but when put under the spotlight, it completely crumbles and you realize how empty it is. Never drew a dime on its own.

>>2280630
Hi Vince. How's the caveman-faced son in law?

>>2280663
Also has the highest % of blacks in its population, not counting DC

>>2280666
Stephen Kingetty booked Russo-tier story lines

New Yorketty.

Pushed to the moon yet crashed really hard after it was invaded by liberals

>>2280622
>top face
>Californetty

It can't even draw water what makes you think it can draw any dimes?

Californetty. Has the look, but can't draw dimes

>>2280638
What? What'd we do?

>>2280912
He got it wrong. Former jobber now up-and-coming star

>>2280912

Detroit, once motor capital of the world now a shithole. The rest of Michigan isn't even relevant.

>>2280887
California has the highest GDP in the country, you doofus. Higher than most European countries.

Indiana never drew a dime

>>2280917
Hey.

...

We still have cereal.

>>2280922
Yes beaner, but it spends cash on anything but infrastructure. How's those dams holding up?

>>2280930
>Beaner

Chinese actually, but whatever.

>>2280940
Same thing to me faggot

>>2280956
Honkey, back to /pol/

>Have sex
>lose weight

>>2280922
California is WCW.
Banked by Billionaire Ted, run by Vince Russo.

>>2280924
Bischoff, Kevin Nash, the Steiner's, Rhino, Rvd, Sabu, Dan Severn, Sgt Slaughter, George "the animal" Steele and motherfucking Lou Thesz are all from Michigan. We've done enough damage to the business

>>2280622
>Implying the REAL U.S. cruiserweight champ isn't "The American Dream" Dusty Rhode Island

>>2280622
I can't believe how much sense this makes in my drunk as fuck state

>>2280924
Battle Creek Cereal is the Janetty of cereals.