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>>2283104
Fuck off Deancuck

>>2283109
Based Deano working another Cuckter to tears

>>2283110
FUCK OFF THIS IS TODD AND I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING POSTS
I'M THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET FOR FASTLANE

He wants to make the show more enjoyable by not speaking

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>>2282302
He knows he's being replaced. What he doesn't know is he'll take over for Cole on Raw.

TOPE SUICIDA MAMMA MIA

>>2282169

being Jimmy Snuka's accomplice

Nothing, he's a sociopath.

>>2282169
Wrestling being irrelevant since there are better forms of entertainment now.

You just know Scott Hall is next

>>2282079
We can only hope

Probably Stacy

>>2282057
18+

Trish Stratus

>>2281971
reported for shilling

>>2281980
SEETHING

Titus O'Neal vs. Mark Henry, Tussle in Texas, Raw probably a month ago. A true GOAT match, those two make guys like Okada, Styles, and Osperay look like amateurs.

>implying McGregor's push isnt a work

>>2281954

Tbh i just touch myself while watching the old day segment

>MMAutists still crying over being kicked out
if ya dweebs so tough then how come ya ain't finna defend ya selves?

besides i'm 6'6 with my wrestling boots on i finna kick that conor mcucks dwarf butt he's what 5'4?? ain't got shit on the deanlord

He's unironically awful at commentary.

They need to go with based Tom full time

>>2281914
JBL is my favorite, everytime he talks i feel like im talking to my alchoholic uncle
>its john o'clock somewhere

>>2281914
Dirty Tom will be in full time once they get rid of MAHROH

>>2281711
He'd just be another Randy

Chris Masters ?

Wouldn't exactly be new, but it's something that always works

>>2281642
her wonky nose and dumb face make her endearing and cute

>>2281645
She doesn't have a dumb face

>>2281642
Fuck knows. She's just hot as fuck

>>2281536
He's having a hell of a year given what happened at Wrestlemania

>>2281537
Which one. He's the reverse Taker at Manias. Can't wait to see him job again this year.

>>2281536
I think Bray's great but I can't take his sudden power level increase seriously. He was even booked like a chump in the Elimination Chamber match right up until he pinned Cena.

>>2281362
>somehow Harper is the good guy and Bray is the bad guy
what did smackdown writers mean by this?

>>2281362
They are thinking about a three way match at mania with orton, bray and Harper.

>>2281369
3 ways at mania always have fan favourite win. Harpgoat is going over

>>2280805
Watching wrestling at all would land you in stage three, if not four, from the get-go, tbqh.

>>2280805
Where does czw stand?

>>2280691
How fat are ya?

imagine being so much of a loser that they screw your brother out of his title but instead of following him for big payday in Atlanta you believe the same people who screwed your brother when they say they're going to give you a push if you stay and that push amounts to you winning the European title that HHH Chyna and Shawn Micheals spent months rubbing their dicks on and treating like a joke then adapting the shittiest gimmick ever ultimately competing for an IC title that at the time meant nothing against a comedy character and falling to your death doing so.

>>2280691
>Comments disabled

does a scary man appear?

indies before 2018

>>2280374
Employment with WWE. He succeeded.

Sure, he'll he Hornswoggle-tier for the rest of his contract, but he made it.

>>2280390
He got to come out with a huge crowd pop on one of the biggest events of the year with a T-Shirt with his own face and a manager wearing leggings with his face.
He will be the token stupid comedy segment guy, but he will travel and make money for a year or two.

Much better than many wrestlers