Davey Boy Meltz confirms that women don't give a shit about Bayley
https://streamable.com/lu7f8
Women like the Bellas. Fat bearded men like Bayley
>>2280216
fuck... Bayley confirmed anti-draw.
>>2280221
nikki is such a cunt but the fucking high pitch pop she gets every week
i dont get it but shes a money maker
If you could book yourself in a match against any poster on /asp/ who would it be and what would the stipulation be?
>>2279792
>No. 2279792
>Winner gets to fuck your mum
Whoever is the mod. Stip is no DQ, winner gets to be mod.
Pay somebody to hit him in the back of the head with a chair as soon as the match starts, then kick him in the dick 30 times.
Blissboi in a breeding match. I'd make that little twink love me
>we want the Mortal Kombat audience
>implying Glacier wasn't wrestlekino
>>2279712
that costume is fucking badass
glacier vs pentagon book it dario
no shit, Mortal Kombat sold like crazy in the 90s
even the reboot did great a few years ago
Is she the best heel in wrestling right now?
Try harder op
This board needs to go
Have sex
>Heel Bray comes out as champion, lights dimmed, ready to give an evil speech as the new face of fear and finally solidify himself as the new Undertaker
>YOU DESERVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKn5ulNt6ck
Thanks for ruining another segment, smarks.
One of the worst chants going. Cena made an excellent point. You don't just get it because you deserve it, you earn it (usually).
>>2279043
>Bray beats Cena and Aj CLEAN
>he didn't earn it
Fucking Cena.
>>2279038
>the new Undertaker
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Please have sex bro
Go to Google and search for Deviant art Match cards, bring back the best one you find.
>>2275079
I work for WWE and this is the official leaked Summer Slam 2017 main event promo picture. Please delete this now or you will be contacted by our lawyers immediately.
Based AF
Is being tall in indys not allowed ?
>adam cole is the only draw in this picture
sad.
>>2281867
You kinda do.
I watch wrestling weekly but still have no idea who any of these people are.
Casual wrestling fans worldwide definitely have no idea who these guys are.
Sami Zayne is officially /asp/'s guy. Deanchad who the few of you derogatorily refer to as Carter and his partner Anonymous from Dallas, Texas have approved this. So it brings me great pleasure to announce
OUUURRRR GUYYYYYY SAMIIIIII ZAAYNEEEEEE
If you ain't down with that ya a manlet dweeb who needs to have sex, take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue ya pinhead
>>2281794
>zayne
You cant even spell his damn name right
Sami finna be Jericho's new best friend so that Jericho can make Kevin jealous.
>>2281797
worked
Could you imagine if the streak were still intact for this match bros
What would happen if the GOAT ended Undercarder's meme streak? Mass riots?
Boos and internet complaints. Ultimately, it would have been better than Brock, at least Roman is young and, y'know, around.
>bros
There is literally one person on this board
Who worked the most marks?
HBgay worked them so much they decided to watch WCW until Stone Cold retired him
Hogan and he worked Bret Hart the biggest mark in the world so hard that he cries about it still
>>2281644
90s hbk, hogan, ric flair
Anyone else here a BMJ convert?
I have to admit I hated Cena until 2-3 years ago, now he's in my fave five tbqh.
>>2281525
Never hated him just the Wwe for limiting him and giving him the hogan push. I can't blame cena for taking the push anybody would have.
Attitude Era - Pure Gold.
Ruthless Aggression Era - Fucking Awesome.
PG Era - The Dark Days of WWE.
You're free to disagree if you please.
>>2281525
Def a top tier E guy rn now that he's slowed down LOLCENAWINS
>Stone Cold Stunner KOs the president
>roman somehow can kick out of it
Does the big dog have the highest power level in the WWE right now?
>>2281433
When did Stone Cold - the only man capable of delivering a Stone Cold Stunner capable of pinning anybody - give Roman such a move?
>>2281435
This ! Someone imitating a move that Stone Cold invented (look it up) can't hit it nearly as well as the master of the move. That's why Dolph is a loser when it comes to his superkicks while HBK can kill Ric Flair with one.
>>2281454
Same thing with the fameasser he killed his dad's finishing move but when billy had that run he actually put them away with it
Who's the genius that will save wrestling?
>>2281403
THE GAME THE KING OF KINGS THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN TRIPLE H
>>2281403
the Stardust Genius
>>2281406
YOU FORGOT THE ASSKICKER, FAGGOT.
Because that shit used to be fucking intense back in school. Once you got to king square, it was you vs everyone. Both in and out of the squares. Old alliances crumbled, everyone in line hoped that you'd fall and lose. But when you survived and hit those power hits back into another square and get them out, it established that you were the fucking alpha male. It showed that you would not give up that final square until you became exhausted from constantly hitting the ball back and falling onto the concrete. 4 square should honestly be a major league sport.
>>2281180
>a major league sport
Problem was, everyone had different rules and shit like "Challenges" or "Death matches"
>he only had 4 squares
Try playing with 8, my man
>>2281184
That's true. I remember going from one school with strict ass 4 square rules like no over handing, side handing, fisting, overhead, and many others to a school with the most basic rules and just about everything was allowed. I've tried playing with 8 before. A couple of friends and I tried it in P.E. once and we had set it up to be a team death match thing. I don't remember the rules we set up though. I just know that it was really competitive.
>>2281200
Our 8 squares was every man or woman for themselves. Tense matches between King and whoever was in the last square were frequent.
We had shit like "supers" which were really low bouncing power hits where you had to be careful as fuck not to scrape your hand across the ground to try and return
Why nobody makes impact threads?
Because nobody watches TNA, even Broken Mememan has run it's course.
/asp/ 2017 is pretty much dead with everyone gone
>>2280811
no roman reigns