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Revisiting Royal Rumble 1999
-SCSA opens at n.1 getting a huge pop, Vince McMahon himself enters at n.2. We are at almost the peak of their rivalry, arguably the best singles one of all times. Kudos to Vince for going through various humiliations to please the crowd.
-As soon as the match starts and Austin gets his hands on Vince, the crowd roars and is out for blood. Austin is realizing the dream of every American fed up with corporate politically correct culture, flipping off his boss and beating the crap out of him. Vince eventually manages to escape, regroup with the Corporation and embush Austin in the women's toilet.
-unlike the previous 2 years, WWF now has a large roster of its own, without the need of borrowing wrestlers from other federations because HBK didn't draw a dime. Austin alone pays everyone's salary
-in the new roster, you can spot a young Edge
-Mable/Viscera/Big Daddy V is the first to clear the ring and get a push, he's then kidnapped by Undertaker, noone in the crowd cares
-Vince (still in the Rumble) sits at the commentator table
-Kane enters to a giga pop, second only to Austin, then eliminates himself for some dumb reason
-HHH, Owen Hart (very much like the previous year) are the only others to get pops, along with Chyna
-Gillberg is eliminated by Edge within seconds, much to the crowd's hilarity
-Taker kidnapping angle that noone cares about serves for the return of Austin to the Rumble, driving an ambulance. I chuckled myself when I saw this even though I knew it was going to happen. Absolutely gold. The crowd goes wild as soon as it notices the bald head driving.
-Chyna enters at n 30 (first woman ever), she had won the spot in a battle royal on Raw, thanks to Austin. She gets a good pop, eliminates Mark Henry for a nother good pop then is eliminated herself by Austin who stay true to his asshole character, regardless of the fact they are both ''face''
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-the last 4 are Austin, Dlo Brown, Big Bossman and HHH, who's eliminated first. Vince is still in the Rumble though.
-Austin had a 100k bounty, noone cashed it
-it ends as it started, Vince vs Austin, Rock interferes causing Vince to win.
-the whole storyline (Austin embushed, forced to leave, returning, corporate figure winning in the end) was copy pasted by WWE last year, in another failed attempt to get Roman Reigns over. During the entire segments the crowd was dead and cheered only when HHH won. (Making it 3 major copy pasted storylines Roman failed Cena, Bryan and Austin)
As you can notice from the previous reviews, this Rumble had a lot more steak to burn and it was just great. You'd think that Vince winning would hurt it, but it fit perfectly.
The Rumble happens few weeks after the Fingerpoke/Mankind win night and by now WWF has changed the tide with consistence.
Austin is mainstream because he's doing what every middle class and working class American would want to. WWE should take that into account considering how society is rejecting political correctness again.
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>>2298418
Do you really think I did 3 royal rumble reviews just for that?
Wow you are dumb.
The boss ass kissing, the very strict behaviour and wording are simply incompatible with any free society. Whether you like it or not. Don't like it? Enjoy being on the wrong side of history.
OVER AS FUCK
THE LITERAL GOAT
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Getting your name chanted against AJ Styles.
That's...pretty impressive.
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Very happy Luke is getting a push. He's always been a great talent that got lost in the shuffle when there was only one roster.
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>>2297823
>...
stop doing this shit
Reminder that Charlotte has only spent 10 weeks total without a title since September of 2015.
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>>2297417
Not memeing, I would fuck her before any other woman on the roster. She makes my dick so fucking erect
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>>2297417
She was SHIT when she came in, but then she got THICKER. Thickness is the secret to female attractiveness.
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>>2297516
Do you think she likes pegging?
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GOATS
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>>2296980
I like them
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>>2296980
Pretty ok as heels. Better as faces.
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>>2297040
>Better as faces
lol no
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>wreck flair literally carrying hogans bags
kek cant make this shit up
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>>2296722
flair's desperate for money to feed his alcoholism
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>so retarded you don't know what carrying means
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Flair would literally let Hogan fuck his wife
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Was it a work or a shoot?
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both, it was a short
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>>2294464
>Shoot
It was a choke
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Cringe
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Fap
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>>2291408
Die
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Cringe
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who goes over?
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who's booking?
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>>2299011
who's venue?
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>>2299011
Who's stroking
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Why do girls pretend to like wrestling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmCnZPOCq8
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>>2298607
OP are you that creepy fart fetish guy who keeps posting his drunk vblogs on youtube?
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>>2298607
A better question would be:
Why do guys pretend to like wymyn's wrestling?
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>>2298607
What a fucking boring video. Pointless.
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>AJ clearly touched the ground first
>ref 1: NO AJ WON REEEEEE
what did they mean by this?
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>>2297833
What a mark
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They did it intentionally to get Luke over.
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I like how a company that LITERALLY shows 800 million replays of every single thing that happens , suddenly doesn't have a replay
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Yooo! what up bromios?
i just got done drinking a six pack of of ranch, and i just wanna talk about one of the greatest sports of like the world.
You know what it is mellow, Air Hockey, that's what it is.
So i'm like at the local Chuck E Cheese right mellow, and i'm just knocking the floor out of all these kids in air hockey, so then one of the employees shows up and tells me i'm too grown for this shit and i should leave, and i tell him, "beat me at air hockey, and i'll leave" and he's like, "that's not how it works sir" and i'm like "just beat me in a girl of air hockey and i'll leave bruh" he refuses and i'm like "you chicken bruh? look everybody we got a chicken over here!" and all the kids are like OOOOOOOHHH!, the peer presure gets to him and we play a game, Pshhh i wasn't even trying and he lost. he got mad and called the manager, so he show's up firmly and politely tells me to leave. so i tell him, "hey bruh, before i leave can i at least cash in these tickets for a prize and get a pizza?" he politely say's yes.
i get my slize and prize, leave chuck's on my long board mellow.
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buzz me mulatto
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>>2295335
Cringe
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Bird up
What's his gimmick supposed to be?
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>>2294763
jobber
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Secretly being a black man
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Bitter Company Veteran
Where would he be in WWE today?
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>>2294558
lower undercard
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>>2294558
How fucking insecure was Undercarder that he had to shit on a literally who's 5 seconds of fame?
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>>2294558
43 time world champion getting "you deserve it" chants for every single one.
Kenny Omega watches RAM
How will NJPW babbies and Smacklads ever recover?
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>>2294239
Probably watches it to see what a crowd looks like
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>>2294244
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>2294244
KEK
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Who was the Janetty?
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>>2298705
That guy in the back
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>>2298705
>AIN'T NUTTIN' TO IT, GANGSTA RAP MADE ME DO IT
>HOW MANY MORE FUCKIN' PENITENTIARIES Y'ALL GONNA BUILD
>Now watch me in this ZAAAAAAAANY PG13 comedy movie, hahahaha!
O'Shea "My Talent Melted Like An Ice Cube" Jackson isn't a Jannetty, Marty Jannety is an Ice Cube, that's how bad that negrocuck is.
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>>2298735
18+
Both Cube and Dre outdrew the other N.W.A members by themselves