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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>Triggered because Punk is still over and Rock called him and they are buddies and Punk was cool about it
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>>2294958
>T R I G G E R E D
It's been 3 years man
Let it go
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You know, I enjoy WWE getting BTFO as much as the next guy, but CM Punk? Really? Of all people?
A guy who left as a whiner and got BTFO in 2:15 minutes?
And then spends his days on twitter whining about Trump's victory, while AJ is probably fucking niggers?
Pick better icons guys. Not a sore loser.
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>>2294973
>mad as fuck
lmao @ ur life
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>>2294979
>permanently btfo by PunkGod
You will legit never recover
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>>2294999
BASED
>>2294979
>posts the word cringe
>it's cringe
wew lad
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>>2295012
no
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Just watching the clips of Rock off the air on RAW and holy fuck Punk is stilL absolutely OVER AS FUCK.
Far more over than about 99% of the WWE roster and he has been gone for 3+ years now. Amazing. Truly the GOAT.
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>>2294958
>get BTFO
>h-hey [name]!
Like fucking clockwork.
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Daily reminder: Punk left three years ago.
STILL MORE OVER THAN THE ENTIRE ROSTER.
Based fucking Rock absolutely buried Vince by mentioning him as well.
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>>2295084
Here is live reaction shot of HHH hearing CM Punk is still more over than all of the active WWE roster
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>>2295035
Link?
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>>2294891
never doubted you for a second phil
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>>2295277
phil's fault
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>>2295279
Yeah, he should float a bit to the right while on air. Stupid Phil.
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>>2294891
Punk was very entertaining on the mic and in the ring. And he was completely justified in leaving because of the shit the WWE put him through, I don't think you can dismiss all of that as being "whiny".
This is all just shitposting right?
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>>2295305
The guy who posts this pasta daily(and all the Punk hate threads) has terrible abandonment issues and a plethora of other mental health issues as well. This is seen by the frequency with which he posts, and focuses on 1 single topic (Punk).
He is projecting his feelings of inadequacy and rage over his presumed abandonment by a father figure in his life, and by posting these threads all day, he is "getting back" at Punk (who he is substituting in his mind for the absent father figure)
Really this whole meme is about 1 guy trying to come to terms with being abandoned by his father.
Sad!
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It is really sad that chump maggot phil genuinely does post on /asp/
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>>2294891
>triggered, the thread
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He hated his real dad for being a drunk redneck wife beater, and then he goes and worships Stone Cold Steve Austin
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>>2294891
Lmao bro I never saw him in the ring and I still haven't seen any videos on YouTube when he was in WWE and I still hate him. Why do the wwe fans keep chanting his name? He looks like a czw wrestler.
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>>2295852
>He looks like a czw wrestler.
he was. then he got memed into the WWE minor league system and then Hey Man begged Vince to call him up
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>>2295858
I see.
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