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>>2429720
Based Andre the GOAT BTFO midgets and wimminz

>andre penetrating alexa

id pay 9.99

Hola Hola Hola

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>>2429632
b-b-but it's the ultimate thrill ride!!!

>>2429632
They could've done some cool skits with the wrestlers in a theme park or something, something like WM21 but replacing the Hollywood theme for that. That couldve been alright. But damn, they just show this same thing each week... I miss those weird early-mid 2000's ads


And as tired I am of Pitbull and Flo Rida, and this type of music WWE has such a boner for around now, at least this theme song has been growing on me lately

>that explosion
did they died

>If I pull off that mask, will your career die?

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>>2429592
It would be extremely painful

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>or perhaps he's wondering why somebody would injure their biggest star before the biggest PPV of the year.

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>>2429517
>except Becky Lynch.

>>2429520
>waa waaa waaa

>>2429520
You stopped reading at the end of the post?

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>>2429488

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>>2429488
The only right choice. I would have chosen rollins, but he seems like a tool

Xavier Woods
Trent?
Chuck Taylor
Colt Cabana
Cena
Jericho
Styles
Anderson and Gallows
Young Bucks
Drake Younger

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>>2429442
>I spend a lot of time with LARPers

>>2429442
I dunno
I think it's cute

isn't that his gimmick though?

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>>2429437

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>>2429437

RAW March 31st, 2014 (WM30 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 4.23m, Hour 2 - 4.60m, Hour 3 - 4.33m
>Average - 4.39m

RAW March 23rd, 2015 (WM31 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 4.17m, Hour 2 - 4.34m, Hour 3 - 4.04m
>Average - 4.18m

RAW March 28th, 2016 (WM32 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 3.82m, Hour 2 - 3.85m, Hour 3 - 3.64m
>Average - 3.77m

RAW March 27th, 2017 (WM33 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 3.25m, Hour 2 - 3.43m, Hour 3 - 3.20m
>Average - 3.29m

>>2429384
Big dimes Lesnar and Hunter dragged up the pathetic numbers of Roman

Based Kim Book Nuke drawing the attendance since 1995

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>>2429370

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Reminder that this is on the main card while Austin/Neville is on the pre-show. Unbelievable.

if they let him more than 10 minutes they steal the show. Austin Aries is awesome, him current state is perfect and they guy is gonna do it everything, Neville good as always

Additionally, Goldberg admitted that he knocked himself out headbutting the door before his entrance and he forgot his lines as a result.

> "How about when I knocked myself out on the door? Did you hear that one? You didn't hear that one? I did that, I don't know, a month ago. So, well, yeah, man. My way of getting ready, you know me, man. They knock on my door, I pour water on my head, so I don't catch on fire from the sparks, and I headbutt the door. I'm a neanderthal. That's what I do, right?"

> Goldberg recalled, "and I'm walking to the ring, and I go through Gorilla, and then, I get in the ring, man, and I literally forgot every single thing that I was supposed to say and the cameraman throws me a towel. And I'm like, 'what is this towel for?' I mean, I know I sweat a lot, but I've got blood dripping down my forehead and I had no idea, man."

Apparently, Goldberg told Vince McMahon afterward the incident,
>"fault me for trying too hard, not for not trying hard enough."

Also during the interview, Goldberg claimed that he has been miserable during this current WWE run, but his family is happy and that is most important to the former Atlanta Falcon.

> "I'll be honest, I'm miserable. I'm absolutely miserable. But my family's having fun, man. And so, every single thing, every training session, every ART massage that makes me cry, every muay thai session, it's all worth it, man. It's just worth it. And, hey, at the end of the day, if I want to smile, I'll buy a car. That's how I'm happy. I did, I bought one on the way back from [Survivor Series in] Toronto because I worked my ass off."

> Goldberg added, "nobody get me wrong when I say I've been miserable throughout this, but I am. I'm miserable. I'm bloated 24 hours a day. I'm stressed 24 hours a day. I don't sleep, but it's a small price to pay."

Goldberg stated that he has sacrificed cardio to bulk up and achieve that classic Goldberg look.

> "For me to be 237 [pounds] and have great cardio and then get the phone call that six weeks later, I've got to do what I've got to do. Do you think I continued to do cardio every day?" Goldberg continued, "I had to shut cardio completely down and just eat, and eat, and lift, and eat. And so it's a sacrifice. Do I give people the visual whatever as close as possible of Goldberg or do I give them a new version in which I look like a cruiserweight and it's just different, man."

The former face of WCW admitted that he wore a coat when he first came back to WWE because he was not bulky enough.

> "Why do you think I wore a coat every time at first when I got back? The answer is I still had to train, man. I was still training." Goldberg added, "I believe it was much more important for me to be aesthetically what I was like in the past as opposed to a dude who could run around for 20 minutes. That ain't me."

https://art19.com/shows/ecs-pod-of-awesomeness

oldberg

>>2429357
???
Jigger????

>>2429363
jiggaboo?

>"J word"

Is that a thing? Just say jew.

absolutely !! is absolute shame, not only because this piece of shit is gonna spent time in a shitty WM, more shit to the pile. A friend says that he will stay in the bathroom a lot of time to space to this turd, this WM can be the most shitty in years if no the most

>>2429327
Doesn't the crowd boo every non-wrestler that shows up? I thought WWE would learn by now to keep it wrestling only or something.

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It was a shitty thing to do because those two matches deserve to be on the main program and fucking Shitbull and Friends deserves to be on the preshow.

Fuck the rollercoaster too.

Becky

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*sweats*

>>2429319
How so, if I may ask?

>>2429305
The Miz is STACKED damn.

>>2429305
So what's next after Cena? Could Miz be like 2006 Edge? Is he going after the championship?

>>2429305
HOLY FUCKING YUM

>>2429292
The yard
For you
I will dig
With a shovel
My yard
I'm making space
For you
In my yard
You will go down
Like others
Like I buried them
In my yard
I will bury you
At wrestlemania
In my yard
Your grave
I will dig
With my shovel
Look at how I'm digging
My yard

>>2429300
I will dig
In my yard
And bury you
Because that's what I do
I'm an undertaker
My job is to bury people
So here's a gravedigging montage
My job is shit
Why am I digging graves for a living anyway
Oh right
Wrestlemania
Forgot about that
I'm old

>>2429292
Hey mark