Your friendly reminder these are your average NJPW posters on /asp/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_8tGC9UEKE
Your friendly reminder these are your average Stamford Wives on /asp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzltiVDVb5M
>Tripfags mysteriously disappears
>NJPW vs WWE appear
>Edrone threads
OP you are Deancuck. This is your new gig.
>>2430197
It's hilarious because Deancuck never even liked NJPW until Kenny Omega got pushed.
Who is the hottest women in wrestling today?
>>2429969
dat one
Lita.
Lana
ITT: Wrestlers who you hope become unprofitable, and maybe even unprofitable as fuck.
I'll start with this talentless faggot.
>>2429930
ITT: Things that will never come true
>>2429930
AJ beardless looks like someone used the Pinch tool in Photoshop on him.
Someone that talented shouldn't be that dumb looking
>>2429930
>calling The Phenomenal One unprofitable
That is not what a rational person does. You just made yourself unprofitable as fuck.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN , MY NAME IS PAUL HEY MAN AND LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU,
>THE REIGNING
>DEFENDING
>INDESTRUCTIBLE
WWE UNIVERSAL CHARLTON
BARRRRRROOOOKKKK LLLLLEEEESNAARRRR
!!!!!
same boring promo for like 5 years now.
i dont care
>>2429902
He's the only legit fighting machine in the E today
and he refuses to be fed to roman .
So I don't know what's wrong
>>2429892
>WWE UNIVERSAL CHARLTON
wut
Look at this fat cunt
>>2429880
She can't even dress herself, is she retarded?
>>2429880
let's see a pic of you then you fat cunt
A S U K A
S
U
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A S U K A
Cheer for your favorites, boo the ones you hate.
Think about how you became a fan and just enjoy the amount of wrestling we have this week.
Try and not to be creative and get pissed off because of the booking. Forget that all exsists and believe it's real. Mark out when your favorite superstar comes out and Mark out harder when he gets that 3 count or submission victory.
Be a kid again. Enjoy the week and try to avoid spoilers. It will make that moment a lot more fun if you don't know what's going to happen.
Rate your own matches. Give a fuck less about what someone else rates it.
Take it all in, this is the 1 time a year where wrestling is socially relevant. Throw a party for mania. Have some friends over even if they don't watch wrestling. Bribe them with beer and some food.
Happy Wrestlemania week everyone. I hope you all enjoy it.
Get drunk or high. You will enjoy mania more.
>>2429593
You can't enjoy matches while high.
>>2429609
It depends if you are rational or unrational stoner.
Rang em
>>2429534
From what im looking for?
1. Taker vs Reigns
2. Shane vs AJ
3. Goldberg vs Lesnar
4. Neville vs Aries
5. Wyatt vs Orton
6. Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
7. KO vs Jericho
8. Rollins vs HHH
9. Cena & Nikki vs Miz & Maryse
10. Bayley vs Charlotte vs Sasha vs Nia Jax
11. Ambrose vs Corbin
12. The Club vs Enzo & Cass vs Cesaro & Sheamus
13. Alexa Bliss vs The Rest
>>2429534
>1
Jericho vs Owens
>2
Miz&Maryse vs Cena&Bella
>3
Orton vs Wyatt
>4
Rollins vs Triple H
>5
Styles vs Shane
>6
Raw Tag Team Title Ladder Match
>7
Raw Womens Title Match
>8
Lesnar vs Goldberg
>9
Reigns vs Undertaker
>10
Ambrose vs Corbin
>11
Aries vs Neville
>12
SD Womes Title Match
>13
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
>>2429547
yup
>hasn't wrestled in 2 years
>still the biggest pop by far in the entire roster, far more than even Oldberg
Over beyond space and time
Why was Bryan on RAM?
>>2429428
Who???
>>2429428
Started going through his indies run recently. Shit's lit, loved his match against AJ at ROH Main Event Spectacles.
RAW March 31st, 2014 (WM30 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 4.23m, Hour 2 - 4.60m, Hour 3 - 4.33m
>Average - 4.39m
RAW March 23rd, 2015 (WM31 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 4.17m, Hour 2 - 4.34m, Hour 3 - 4.04m
>Average - 4.18m
RAW March 28th, 2016 (WM32 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 3.82m, Hour 2 - 3.85m, Hour 3 - 3.64m
>Average - 3.77m
RAW March 27th, 2017 (WM33 go-home show);
>Hour 1 - 3.25m, Hour 2 - 3.43m, Hour 3 - 3.20m
>Average - 3.29m
>Roman is a dra-
It's been established long ago that he's an anti-draw. The only one that can save the company now is Big Hollywood Mike
>>2429303
R-Record revenue r-reigns...
D-delete this
>>2429303
WWE are actually looking constantly for a face to replace Roman Reigns. They think Finn Balor might be the guy, but because of his injury, they don't know what to do.
Until they find a guy to replace Reigns as the top face, we'll have to deal with Reigns being the 'top guy' for now.
>Degeneration X is gonna rip ass all over the WWF
cringe
The WWF's ass wasn't the only one ripped.
>>2429141
>>Degeneration X is gonna rip ass all over the WWF
Well, he was kinda right. He sure did stink it up as a member of DX, kind of like a rip-ass fart.
Post yfw degeneration x comes back with triple h, xpac, samoa joe and ko.
Name my band
"Gooks that no one cares about"
>>2428885
Fat Elgin and the Four Fags
>>2428885
5MB
Can we get an obscure wrestling feels thread here?
Mine is I was too late to see Tanahashi when he was actually winning matches.
Got into NJPW too late to only see Tanahashi putting over younger wrestlers.
>>2428579
From one Ace, to another
I remember when Nakamura was boring. Then he went Strong Style in 2009. I went from not giving a shit about him and zoning out when he was in the ring to being the most excited for his match. I doubt that there are a lot of people that can relate to that sentiment on this board.
>>2428579
i miss setting the vcr to tape ecw hardcore tv when it aired at 3 am on sundays and watching the tape the next morning
>wasn't even on the go-home show
>Ambrose looked strong last time they were on TV
I swear to god if Snorebin wins I will stop watching wrestling
>>2428326
This is going to be a free pre match lmao
>>2428330
nah they're in the midcard before the world title match
please let this be a loser shaves his head match
Stop watching smackdown
Smackdown is for faggots raw is the better stow being bitches
>>2428301
Varg please
>>2428301
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCE_zWhhKc/
>>2428278
Yes
GOAT
>>2428278
I don't want to contribute to Dab Lad's view count. What happens?