Goldberg on premier episode of E&C's Pod Of Awesomeness

Additionally, Goldberg admitted that he knocked himself out headbutting the door before his entrance and he forgot his lines as a result.

> "How about when I knocked myself out on the door? Did you hear that one? You didn't hear that one? I did that, I don't know, a month ago. So, well, yeah, man. My way of getting ready, you know me, man. They knock on my door, I pour water on my head, so I don't catch on fire from the sparks, and I headbutt the door. I'm a neanderthal. That's what I do, right?"

> Goldberg recalled, "and I'm walking to the ring, and I go through Gorilla, and then, I get in the ring, man, and I literally forgot every single thing that I was supposed to say and the cameraman throws me a towel. And I'm like, 'what is this towel for?' I mean, I know I sweat a lot, but I've got blood dripping down my forehead and I had no idea, man."

Apparently, Goldberg told Vince McMahon afterward the incident,
>"fault me for trying too hard, not for not trying hard enough."

Also during the interview, Goldberg claimed that he has been miserable during this current WWE run, but his family is happy and that is most important to the former Atlanta Falcon.

> "I'll be honest, I'm miserable. I'm absolutely miserable. But my family's having fun, man. And so, every single thing, every training session, every ART massage that makes me cry, every muay thai session, it's all worth it, man. It's just worth it. And, hey, at the end of the day, if I want to smile, I'll buy a car. That's how I'm happy. I did, I bought one on the way back from [Survivor Series in] Toronto because I worked my ass off."

> Goldberg added, "nobody get me wrong when I say I've been miserable throughout this, but I am. I'm miserable. I'm bloated 24 hours a day. I'm stressed 24 hours a day. I don't sleep, but it's a small price to pay."

Goldberg stated that he has sacrificed cardio to bulk up and achieve that classic Goldberg look.

> "For me to be 237 [pounds] and have great cardio and then get the phone call that six weeks later, I've got to do what I've got to do. Do you think I continued to do cardio every day?" Goldberg continued, "I had to shut cardio completely down and just eat, and eat, and lift, and eat. And so it's a sacrifice. Do I give people the visual whatever as close as possible of Goldberg or do I give them a new version in which I look like a cruiserweight and it's just different, man."

The former face of WCW admitted that he wore a coat when he first came back to WWE because he was not bulky enough.

> "Why do you think I wore a coat every time at first when I got back? The answer is I still had to train, man. I was still training." Goldberg added, "I believe it was much more important for me to be aesthetically what I was like in the past as opposed to a dude who could run around for 20 minutes. That ain't me."

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>>2429368
>I believe it was much more important for me to be aesthetically what I was like in the past as opposed to a dude who could run around for 20 minutes. That ain't me
Based Goldberg gets it. His fans want to see him crush an opponent using his big moves, not go for 10-15 minutes like his disastrous 2003 run.

>>2429371
THIS

so don't give a shit why is this old man doing all this "miserable sacrifice instead of givins us Austin Aries vs Aj Styles for example?

kys Vicente

>>2429393
Goldberg draws dimes.

Austin Ares draws marks in to sleep.

>old man goldberg having old man bladder problems

I remember seeing a kid wearing a Goldberg shirt at Wal-Mart one time. I waited until he was in a secluded area and proceeded to beat the shit out of him, tear his gay shirt and spit in his face. I got him so scared that he said some black kids did it. It always makes me smile when I think about it.

I heard that when Goldberg came back he mistook Sami Zayn for an older wrestlers son, so he gave him a fistbump and called him "little buddy".

dude I'm shitting 20 times a day lmao

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GOATBerg is a bretty awesome dude. I really hope he retains and sends Brocketty to the midcard.

>>2429414
>Bladder

He's shitting boulders

>>2429429
He's almost certainly retiring afterwords 2bh

Shame his son is going to watch him get murdered

>>2429419
>"little buddy"
Every time

>That long entrance ramp on WM

It's going to be sad

>>2429668
>Actually watching a man die on live television from just walking
Gonna be quite the experience.

are they on the jericho podcast network?

>>2429426
ikr thats nothing i wouldn't brag about that

>>2429928
One might say it's gonna be the ultimate thrill ride

>>2429668
>implying they won't cut to Lesnar and have Oldberg be carted down to the ring

>>2429364
> People are expecting me to be able to do exactly what I did back then.

What, a spear and a jackhammer? Sorry if that's too much to ask for, you old cunt.

Why's he even bothering to do all this training anyway, we know the match isn't going to go more than about 5 minutes.

>>2430085
This. This fucking guy is talking like he's been having Ironman Matches every night since he came back.

>>2430085
>>2430094
Looks are more important than having "good" matches ya fucking smarks.

>>2430085
kek

>>2430069
>>2429668
Our guy run down the rumble ramp lads

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GOATberg, anyone who dislikes him is fat confirmed