tfw you finally understand simulation games
tf is there to be confused about?
Do mods have an agenda against Everybody's Golf?
>>389330021
is this an alex jones thread?
Has Samus ever actually collected a bounty on anything?
What are humans doing in the Metroid universe?
uh prime hunters? I don't know
>>389329839
what do you mean
Lets pay tribute to the real king of gaming the nokia n-gage. This chad at my highschool had one, all the women wanted to play it. I only had normal nokia phone I found at the bottom of a metal shredder working perfectly. No womyns wanted to play snake on my normal nokia phone.
>feelsbadman.jpeg
Oh and didn't have one cause poorfag?
>feelsbadman.jpegx2
Had the QD been the first model of N-GAGE it probably would have been successful.
The original model of N-GAGE is incredibly flawed, I should know, I had both models.
>Have to hold it like a taco up to your ear to use it as a phone
>You have to open it up to change the game and memory card
>The buttons are too spaced out
>>389329720
Was this n-gage ad insinuating that he was fhapping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdlAJEEn4lE
>>389329903
>cingular
>Jet Set Radio
>Streets of Rage
>Skies of Arcadia
>Shinobi
>Panzer Dragoon
>one-offs like Vectorman, Comix Zone and Ristar
>all dead
Why does /v/ pretend Sega is back when all they're doing is essentially remastering/remaking Sonic and Yakuza?
Sega reportedly has plans to "revive dormant IPs", but I agree, until they start walking the walk they don't have anything to lord over others.
>>389330256
This.
They've been very vocal lately that they want to explore their old IP's. Unfortunately, they're not off to a good start with their mobile games, what with being terribly unoptimized and all. We won't really see the fruition of this revival for at least another year or two if they're actually developing anything.
>>389329385
Sega is a really really clumsy ass company
These guys have massive amounts of IPs and had like 10 damn consoles, they're like a lumbering behemoth that for some reason is only awake for 3 hours a day. Why they haven't gotten their shit together is like a mystery. Are they playing it safe because they have a history of going big and failing at it?
>Make a modern game
"Wow. ANOTHER fucking game set in modern times? We want something different! We're tired of playing the same games over and over again! Activision is running out of ideas!"
>Make a futuristic game
"Wow. A fucking futuristic game? If I wanted to fly around the map with jet packs and laser guns, I'd go play Titanfall! Activision is running out of ideas!"
>Make a ww2 game
"Wow. ANOTHER fucking world war 2 game? We already have a trillion of these! Plus, they're only doing this because IW sucked balls and Battlefield 1 shit-stomped them in sales! Activision is running out of ideas!"
You spoiled fuckers are never happy, are you?
>>389329383
I'd be happy if Activision just makes no games
>>389329383
I am happy. I've been waiting for CoD to return to WW2 since WaW.
>>389329383
I dont care about setting, I just want game without niggers and le stronk women. Shooter set in WW2 SHOULD provide me it, but for some reason it didnt
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haha nice
>>389329337
I'm fucking crying rn
>>389329976
>>389329898
HEBREWS IT
Who's ready to take back Earth? Fuck yeah!
>3 red bull cans
What is this suppose to mean?
>>389328584
All the energy you need to pull an all-nighter on release night!!
Another shit game in a shit series
Either him, Hammond, Athena, or Junker Queen will be the next new hero in Overwatch.
Who cares?
it better be him
>>389461461
why do you care if anyone else cares?
og xbox thread
>og xbox thread
>not a halo ce but a fucking halo 4 mc
>All that awesome xbox stuff
>That shitty tv
That's a fucking expensive wall. Not to mention the tools in the right side of the photo.
>MMOs no longer fill the void
what the fuck do i do now bros?
>>389328340
live
>>389328340
I can fill that void if you know what I mean
>>389328340
Not sure man. Try snorting cocaine.
http://ryokutya2089.com/archives/3254
This week a new SMT, probably called Revelations, will be shown in Famitsu.
What do you expect? Switch/PS4 or more 3DS?
>>389328134
>DSJ, PQ2 and new EO
Jesus Christ Atlus, let it go.
I expect 3DS I hope switch/PS4
>>389328425
Even a new Catherine is teased, they really love milking
Which fandom would lose their collective shit if it turns out a heroine isn't a virgin?
Watching nips flip out over things like this is always amusing.
He looks like a black cock would slot perfectly into his ass.
Would you fuck an used onahole?
>>389328193
>He
>his
Suddenly Sayaka just got a whole lot more interesting
This pole walks up to you and slaps your A button
What do you do?
>>389328054
press down on my a button and never let go
>>389328054
Press it half way.
Put up a $1,000,000,000 bounty on finding a way to get past that pole without pressing A
Moving to CD/DVD/BD was a mistake, the art of compression was lost
>>389327967
why do you need compression when you have 50/100gb blu rays?
>>389328227
It doesn't play the game from the disk, it downloads that 100gb game to your hdd and just uses the disk as a check.
Friendly reminder that Kojima's successful push for 100% uncompressed audio on MGS4 is partially to blame for bloated filesizes in games now.
>You once said that when you went to work for Kojima at Konami, you possessed “westerner’s knowledge” that was a hindrance rather than a help.
>“Hindrance” is probably not the word. It is a hindrance if you persist in that way of thinking while the team is going in a different direction.
It’s not just language. It’s a way to perceive games, and the user. I see it on Splatoon right now. You look at Splatoon, and then people look at Overwatch. These are two totally different games. Overwatch is a self-service game. You boot the game and say, “Hey, I like this mode. I like this character. And I’m only ever going to play this mode, this character, and this map.” You’re like, “I’m going to get what I want.”
But in Japan, everything is tailored. You’ve probably heard Sheena Iyengar’s TED talk, in which she went to a restaurant in Japan and tried to order sugar in her green tea. The people at the cafe said, “One does not put sugar in green tea,” and then, “We don’t have sugar.” But when she ordered coffee instead, it did come with sugar! In Japan, there’s a sense of, “We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.” This is why, in Splatoon, the maps rotate every couple of hours. And the modes change. “I bought this game. Why can’t I just enjoy this game the way I want?” That’s not how we think here. Yes, you did buy the game. But we made this game. And we’re pretty confident about how this game should be enjoyed. If you stick with us, and if you get past your initial resistance, you’re going to have the time of your life with this game. You’re really going to love it.
Are Japanese devs right?
>>389459819
no, they're stubborn retards
Yes, but not in the climate of shooters. Being cut off from gamemodes and maps you like based on time is far from a "tailored experience", it's just stupid.
In a way, yes. Many western devs have mentality of wanting to allow players to do everything any time.
But Splatoon is an outlier. I can understand the map-rotation, but different game modes being in rotation is kinda stupid.