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Make the next best-selling vidya plot.
Hard mode: No damsels in distress.
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It's yet another ayy lmao fps game but this time the humans are invading you get to genocide them and its fucking glorious
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>>382338043
Nice try Bethesda. You won't steal my best selling genius!
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>>382338043
Mobile phones and the nature of love
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RUN
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>>382337853
reminder that this and jvk1177.esp are the only non-cringe vidya pastas
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STILL
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>>382338173
THE
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Why do we have to rely on America or Japan for consoles?
Why can't Europe make one?
Where's that German Engineering or that British ingenuity?
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>>382337739
because hardware consoles is not really profitable.
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>where's that german engineering or that british ingenuity?
Probably getting decapitated by the religion of peace or dying it's hair pink to stand in solidarity with women.
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>>382337739
Because we're an American colony with little entrepreneurial freedom and tight-ass banks who won't finance anything risky.
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> __________ was never good
fill the gap
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>>382337692
/v/
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Legend of Zelda
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>>382337692
Mass Effect
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METROID LEGACY EDITION UK 2017-06-30 03:22:44 Post No.382337582
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METROID LEGACY EDITION UK
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https://www.coolshop.co.uk/product/metroid-samus-returns-collectors-edition/AB6C9M
£85 but they don't charge until shipping and the price will probably drop to £70 when the official price goes out
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>>382337582
>85 pounds
>189 Australian dollars
JUST
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>>382337582
NICE
thnaks
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never heard of coolshop in my life
why are these preorder shenanigans so uncoordinated that some random shopping site gets it first and amazon.co.uk or anyone on twitter for that matter have no word on it at all?
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"Dark Souls require no skill; it requires only memorization. Even a paranoid schizophrenic can be master of memorization''
Is Greg right /v/?
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>>382337167
but good memory is skill, you learn the mechanics of the game and you get better at this, this fuckhead doesn't know what' he's talking about
you can apply this logic to any game
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define skill
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Why does Ubisoft's bitch look like a grandma?
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Ubisoft literally cannot port their game to the Nintendo Switch 2017-06-30 03:15:48 Post No.382337054
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Ubisoft literally cannot port their game to the Nintendo Switch
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One of the games Ubisoft announced at E3 was a high action snowboarding game called Steep
And even when it wasn't announced for the Nintendo Switch, it seems they were working on trying to port it to it behind the scenes
Here's the kicker, they literally can't
Nintendo themselves have stepped in and tried to help Ubisoft with this, but they still haven't accomplished nothing
In the end, it's likely Steep WILL NOT come to the Nintendo Switch, not now and quite possibly not ever
Source: https://mynintendonews.com/2017/06/30/ign-france-says-steep-for-nintendo-switch-is-in-trouble/amp/
And there you go laddies, this is how the Nintendo Switch dies
This article is gonna spread so much it's gonna discourage other developers to even attempt trying to port their games over
Nintendo once again shot themselves in the foot, possibly even harder than the Wii U
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Come on, isn't this kind of thing what you all live for?
Don't ignore this thread, it's important
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>>382337054
Can someone translate in france without using google because this sonyfag can't do it well
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>sports game
A console isn't really "in trouble" just because they can't get a sports game.
>boot up multiplayer game
>heart rate increases
>enter lobby
>palms start to sweat
>match begins
>entire body starts heating up
Why does this happen to me?
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Because you're the chosen one.
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BLOOD LUST
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>>382336952
You suffer from toomanyshittyteamatesis. I suggest you a cure of single player games.
ITT: Bosses that made you hate the game.
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It was not hard, it was just unfair. I dropped the game after like the 50th try to beat him.
Good game that went to shit bc of shitty decisions. Not just with the boss.
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>>382337140
I just hated his stupid ass design.
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>>382337140
He's not bad on the first playthrough. Fighting him on Bitter is a pain on the ass though.
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ITT: We post a game without actually posting it.
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>>382336753
nintendo dogs?
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>>382336856
yoshi's story
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>MGSV has 50 hours of content before it starts recycling stuff, all of it core stealth gameplay
>easily a 200+ hour game if you're a completionist
>one mission and a few features cut
>REEEEEEEE UNFINISHED GAME FACK U KOJIMA
>MGS4 is 15 hours long, 9 hours of it is cutscenes
>Only two-three hours of core stealth gameplay and mostly becomes setpieces after act 2
>Well at least it's a complete game :^)
I fucking hate you faggots
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>>382336735
>i am really retarded
so sorry for you my man bit yes you are correct mgsV is unfinished piece of shit with recycled content while mgs 4 is flawed but finished game
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95% of MGSV is filler.
Also the open world sucks.
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>>382336735
as stealth autismo I liked the game,I put into it 160 hours,good game for me,as mgs game I think it's like the worse one
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Elves are friends NOT food
>tfw no good Middle Earth open world RPG/Adventure game
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>>382336684
elves are forpurging
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>you will never play a ranger in the north
>you will never wander around ruins, hunting bands of orcs in a huge empty wilderness which once thrived with human life
>you will never walk up to weathertop and look at the landscape all around, the mossy ruins and crumbling towers
>you will never go to bree and have a drink in the prancing pony
>you will never fight wights in ruins and help isolated villages
if there was a game where you played as a ranger, that had the same atmosphere and sad dreary tone of STALKER, showing the once great cities now crumbling, that would be my dream game
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Can a Tolkienfag write me up a comprehensive list on how these games shit on the lore? I'm genuinely curious.
Switch owner here. I need a new game to play. Out if all the games out right now, which one should I buy? Which one is the best?
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Puyo Tetris is really good, MK8D is great if you didn't play it on Wii U already.
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Snipperclips is good if you have another person.
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What do you already own?
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What happened with switch bros?
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I'm more concerned that more Wii Us are selling than Xbones in Japan
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You've gotta be shitting me. What the fuck is with the PS4 numbers? There's no way in hell PlayStation 4 is nearly doubling the sales of the Switch.
These numbers are bullshit. Wait for Media Create or NPD.
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>>382336389
Can we just agree that America has THE most shit taste out of all the places?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shX3Jt2rdmc
who will play him in his inevitable biopic?
my money is on william dafoe
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why is narci crying again?
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>>382336552
the dude he was boning left to go back to whatever shithole he lived in
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>>382336618
hahah wow didnt know someone actually met with narci