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We can't let The Rock have the nuclear codes!

they don't even show any fucking tits

I really would like to know who these "fans" are here.

Baywatch was a popular TV show for like 6 years back in the 1990s. Who the fuck, in 2017, 20 fucking years after the show aired, says "OH YEAH, IM A FAAAAAN OF BAYWATCH ALRIGHT!!!"

jesus christ

Go to bed, The.

>>83335582
You're sad.

Literally so much piss had collected that it was a small pond formed where the front row was

My wife's son-kino

Who could play him in this now inevitable biopic?

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>>83335352
Do you want spoilers? Why would you even create a thread like this?The book has been out for years and most likely somebody will spoil it for you.

new gods are shifting the old ones off the block

What don't you get? Gods are created and fueled by faith and attention. New beliefs have given rise to new gods, forcing the old gods to wane, and they don't like that, so they're preparing to fight back. Shadow is important for some reason.

>>83335326
WHOA! Hold it right there, you've got it wrong my man. There's nothing "clean" or "PG-13" about this R-rated, raunchy laughfest from The Rock. Audiences loved this thing buddy, if you're interested in a fan-favorite comedy for ADULTS with a little bit of a sexy twist, you should look no further than Baywatch, seriously bro my friends were all pissing themselves laughing, one dude RALP'D right into his mouth during the funniest scene of the whole movie and sprayed golden love on the dude in front of him through his NOSE because he was cracking up so much. Best summer comedy, bring some pals.

>watching anything that has "The Rock" in it

Is dwayneposting the new baneposting?

>>83335310
He was sick of Francis' shit and was sick of protecting him at the academy

>>83335310
enemy transportation

He was a FOBbit that shouldn't have left the Shire.

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i can't differentiate between Viral Marketing and Shitposting anymore

>happy fourth of july
>may 19th

>Releasing a movie about heterosexual good looking people in 2017
>NOT NEARLY PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH GOYIM
>WHAT ARE YOU TRANS/HOMOPHOBIC?

Honestly, this is the same thing that would happen if they were to try and do a reboot of FRIENDS today. It was a bunch of white friends trying to get by and find out what they want to do. It would be buried in horrible reviews because it's not politically correct or progressive enough.

>>83335127
boipussy

HAVING BIG FUN WHEN GETTING A LITTLE DRUNK! MAHALO FROM BERLIN!

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>>83335127
I like RAUNCHY™ SUMMER™ FUN™ as much as the next guy, but seriously we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes.

Can someone explain the rock meme to me

getting #litty right now brotha!

You're not the only one. Chinaman here, I'm fucking stoked for Baywatch, starring the Rock. He's so funny and charismatic

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>>83334876
is it raunchy™ and fun™?

I really really like this meme

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>tfw your theater catheter bursts from the accumulated liquid gold and spills down into the popcorn mines

Is She With You? is the only track I kept from the BvS score on my computer

>>83334923

Their War Here is kino. though

>>83334815
>no reviews yet

Stay deluded DCuck

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The ''humor'' at times was really awful. And a few scenes were just unnecessary.
>Have a tiny victory that Jack has his crew back and they're about to escape
>Epic music as the ship slides to the water
>The rope stops it so that everyone can tip over

>Epic go-pro footage of Jack doing 360s with the guillotine that went on for far too long

>That fucking wedding scene

>Salazar just throwing Jack around with water like he's the fucking avatar

Also
>'There's one ship that can outrun the Silent Mary''
>Revive the Pearl
>Both the British Navy ship and The Mary catch up in fucking minutes

>>83334804
It was a fun movie. I really liked the guillotine scene and the wedding scene. I feel like there were too many moving pieces and the plot could have been simplified and made room for more character moments. I loved the climax tho. Felt like something that could have been in an Indiana Jones movie.

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It was a bit tame for me. It's summer here, can anyone rec me a raunchy R-rated comedy in the vein of 22 Jump Street? I don't mind if the critics didn't connect with it, looking more for something the fans would enjoy

The fourth flavor

>>83334798
But that's just a baseball covered in paint.

>>83334756
kys kommie kuk

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>>83334790
>mad because his kung fu is lousy

just keep training

>>83334756
Some from the top of my head:
36th Chamber of Shaolin
Martial Club
The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious
Five Deadly Venoms
Born Invincible
Way of the Dragon
Enter the Dragon
Fist of Legend
Fearless
Ip Man 1-2
Flash Point
Special ID

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Not so fast! You forgot based Dr Kelso

>>83334662

why did JD need permission from his exgirlfriend to bang Molly?

>>83336223
Because Molly was her only friend at the hospital and she thought it'd be a dick move to fuck JD without Elliot knowing.