OKAY SERIOUSLY BRING A TOWEL WITH YOU THERE ARE REPORTS *FLOODING*

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>>83334876
is it raunchy™ and fun™?

I really really like this meme

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>tfw your theater catheter bursts from the accumulated liquid gold and spills down into the popcorn mines

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Saw it this afternoon. (pic related)

>>83334876
I hate when I miss out on the birth of a meme :((((

Did the Rock or someone else involved claim the audiences were pissing themselves laughing?

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>>83335072
yes. and a lot of other claims.

>>83335072
I felt a tiny bit of /tv/ fame when I started the 'glib facsimilie' meme from that review on Star Wars for a day and a half.
It was probably the shortest lived /tv/ meme ever, but I felt accomplished.

>>83336125

I feel like I've run into a celebrity. Thanks for all your hard work.

>>83336125
I tried super hard to create a reddit and memey pasta but my vocabulary isnt good enough for pasta quality.

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DANE "BITCH FAGGOT" COOK JUST GOT ROCK'D!

>>83336311
have patience anon. for every 5 baywatch posts, only 1 survive. you probably just need to up your output.

>>83335997
that joy moji is so fucking obnoxious in most contexts

>>83335072
the rock for some reason is getting super upset over baywatch getting shit reviews and not doing that well in the box office and he went on a passive aggressive shillstorm on twitter replying to random people defending/attacking the movie and shitposting about how critics are retarded

>>83336361
>>83335997

This is such a bad look for the Rock. Reeks of desperation. He needs to stop.

He can't tweet people into the movie theater.

Armond let us down with this one lads, he hates it, though this line gave me a chuckle
>These hedonistic beach-bunny hijinks are Hollywood’s own winking equivalent of the 72-virgins promise that inveigles terrorists.

>>83336361
jesus christ

>>83336543
If Trump can tweet people into the voting booth, why can't the Rock tweet people into seeing an entertaining comedy?

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>>83336595
Our Lord and Savior LOVED the movie, here's a photo

>>83336592
THE CRITICS don't want to HAVE FUN! They aren't even SUPPOSED to like movies dude! F*ck the critics they don't know what FANS care about.