Not gonna lie, The Rock fan here. Baywatch is fucking hilarious

We can't let The Rock have the nuclear codes!

they don't even show any fucking tits

I really would like to know who these "fans" are here.

Baywatch was a popular TV show for like 6 years back in the 1990s. Who the fuck, in 2017, 20 fucking years after the show aired, says "OH YEAH, IM A FAAAAAN OF BAYWATCH ALRIGHT!!!"

jesus christ

>>83335654
The bucket of piss sitting next to me is evidence enough: Baywatch is the smash hit of the summer!

>>83336154
It's raunchy fun bruh. I don't know how anyone doesn't get litty™ over the hype of this blockbuster family movie for the whole family!

I really liked it when Dwayne spread his cheeks and played The Banana Boat song on his taint.

>>83335654
What are some essential The Rock movies? I'm in the mood for some silly shit. I've only seen Mummy 2, Scorpion King, and The Other Guys. I've never seen a The Fast and the Furious movie.

>>83336236

Only a dumb fuck from the puritanical US would consider that to be 'raunchy'. You know, the place that censors fingers and, I shit you not, blurs out the plaque on the Pioneer 10 & 11 spacecraft on a documentary.

>>83336154
relax bruh! baywaytch is a lil raunchy film for all the dudes and dudetes that enjoy life

>>83336154
Bruh take a chill pill, when you see Baywatch you'll be a fan too.

>>83336347
Pls

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>>83336236
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>>83336502

Fuck off.

>>83336374
Ha, yeha the critics just DONT GET IT. This one is for the FANS. It gets LITTY in the theater, wet socks, piss buckets, laughing and clapping at appropriate times. The theatr was WILD brotha! Lots FUN LOVING people in the theater luvin our dirty lil R-Rated summer comedy.

>>83336154
woah woah woah. Your tone, bruh. It's all wrong
What you need is a night out with your boys laughing your balls off with good raunchy comedy fun! Lighten up, brah! Don't be like a bunch of critics that need to pull a stick out of their ass and ENJOY LIFE. Go see Baywatch!