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>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related
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Would you Cuck the Stuck? I sure would.
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>>83539013
he already said he wants black kids
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Kinos were parents find their dead children and you had an emotional reacting to their acting.
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Not World's Greatest Dad
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Mystic River
Saving Private Ryan opening where the mother collapses on the porch.
Not a movie but The Bridge when Demian Blair touches his son during identification.
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her lips are so mmm really want them on my dick
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How would she handle Wonder Woman?
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>>83537198
post stealing kike!
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>>83537198
Is he unironically the best female director of all time? I can think of a few GOAT female cinematographers/editors, but no great directors
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>>83537268
She's overrated.
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>MEW will always be my Waif..
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welp i'm out
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>>83537061
Damn Mew looks like THAT?
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>>83537078
>not loving your waifu in sickness and in health until death do you part
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>"You know, people assume that because I’m a director, I make tons of money. I am struggling financially. Now, I’m very lucky I get to do what it is I want to do. I’ve made, good or bad, very uncompromising movies, the movies exactly that I wanted to make, and that’s a beautiful gift, so I’m not complaining about that. But I struggle. I have a hard time paying my bills. I’m 47 years old, I live in an apartment, I can’t buy a house.
>If I were coming of age in 1973, I would be in Bel Air. The whole reason for this is exactly what we were talking about, where the middle is gone. So now you have franchises, and you have, ‘I made a movie on my iPhone.’ This is the economic system in a nutshell, right?
>Five directors make Marvel, and then there’s the rest of us who are trying to scrounge around to find the money to make films. And it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy: If the audience only gets to see Marvel, then they only want Marvel, and then if they only want Marvel, only Marvel is made. I don’t even have a problem with Marvel. The problem is not the specifics of each movie, the problem is it’s the only movie you can see now in a multiplex, and when it’s the only game in town, you’re looking at the beginning of the death throes of an art form."
- James Gray
http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/lost-city-of-z-and-the-decline-of-middle-class-films.html
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>>83536882
>Is cinema dying?
Yes, and that's a good thing, they pump out hot garbage
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>>83536882
Make watchable movies or reduce the cost of movies. Union rules means it near impossible to make a inexpensive film.
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>>83536882
Blame the no singles policy.
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Remember Abatap? Remember when /tv/ was a giant cancerous shithole?
Let's have a Summer Glau thread in memory of those golden years.
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I 'member
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Say what you want about Joe Sweden, but he's introduced us to a lot of qts over the years. For that I will be forever grateful to him
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It's up.
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>>83536816
Fuck off asshole.
There is no new RLM video.
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wonder womans way to volatile for them, not like ghost busters everyone was polarized against that movie
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>>83536816
Fuck off back to r eddit
2 HOURS!?? Ugh . . . its sooo long. AND its in black and white. Why do people like this shitty move again?
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Tryhard pretentious faggots who love cock
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I actually have overheard someone at the theater say that the barely 2-hour movie we'd just seen was sooooo long.
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It's the Citizen Kane of films.
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it's a Truman episode thread episode thread season thread
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>it's a truman spends 3 hours on /tv/ instead of watching John Wick 2 episode
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>its a truman rapes a women, but the police cant arrest him because then the show would be cancelled , episode
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>>83536773
>it's a truman spends his saturday night drinking and looking at photos of girls from the past because he has nothing better to do
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Should I go see it? I figured it would be shit but everyone is saying it has decent feels, and I like feels.
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only if you're circumcised
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Hardly. Maybe at the very end.
I saw Logan like 8 times at the theater before its flaws started to wear on me.
It only took one viewing of WW to be over it. Totally average.
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Wonder Woman: They went to look far this time 2017-06-04 01:53:16 Post No.83536416
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Wonder Woman: They went to look far this time
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>Jewish actress
>Interracial Amazonian society
>Anti Male dogma
>Every character is an unapologetic SJW (in WWI era)
>Americans are shit on by the only superhero cameo, Apache Chief
>A JEWISH WOMAN LITERALLY DESTROYS A CHURCH AND HAS THE TOWNSFOLK BOW DOWN TO HER
Have the Jews gone too far this time?
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>phoneposter
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>>83536416
The wrong side won WW1, prove me wrong
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>/tv/ shills for this movie unilaterally
>ISRAELI WAIFU WILL SAVE CAPESHIT FOR DC REEEEE
>DC BTFO xD
I don't get you idiots.
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I'm sorry, this wasn't very good, and is rather overhyped.
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Best part was johannsons bush
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>pretentious: the flick
>lets not explain anything, theyll love it XD
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i'm sorry to hear you feel that way. perhaps, going forward, the thing to do is maybe don't listen to hype
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឴ ឴
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>>83536102
Want to punch this smug fuck in the mouth.
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GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHOW BACK, TIM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M BEGGING YA
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>>83536102
BASED
What did I think of it /tv/?It was kino, but could've been lost focus after the castle bit
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>>83535920
I remember it gave me a serious fucking nightmare as a kid.
Always stuck with me.
Haven't rewatched it since.
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>>83535967
I definitely recommend it, anon. You can easily find it on YouTube and there's a lot to appreciate in terms of what movies have taken from it over time.
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>>83535920
I feel like Van Helsing was underutilized in this adaptation. He was only good for taking care of the guy who knew Dracula or whatever he's called in this version was coming. As for his bits as a scientist, he really didn't need to be there as all he did was slow down the second act.
The ending is brilliant and also pretty bold considering cinema was still a somewhat new art form. When opera was first created it could only be produced if you had a happy ending, even if it was based on a story which originally had a sad ending. So coming pretty early out of the gates with a tragic-yet-fulfilling conclusion that was different from the novel is pretty great.
If you like silent films I recommend the 70's remake. I have my reasons for why that movie has no reason to exist and it certainly does not replace the original, but it's interesting to see extended periods of silence with modern camera techniques.
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I think I just realized she's my favorite character in this show.
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STICKY MAPLE
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I can't decide who's acting is worse, hers or Veronica's.
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>>83535880
Veronica. That crying scene with the pearls was cringy.