>it's a truman spends 3 hours on /tv/ instead of watching John Wick 2 episode
>its a truman rapes a women, but the police cant arrest him because then the show would be cancelled , episode
>>83536773
>it's a truman spends his saturday night drinking and looking at photos of girls from the past because he has nothing better to do
>its a skrill posts on /tv/ instead of watching the movie episode
>>83536773
I literally just did that.
>>83536979
>see unnervingly relatable post
>want to say "Are you me?"
>don't want to sound like I'm memeing
>posting on /tv/ while rewatching a movie in the background while thinking about things you need to do
>>83536773
>it's a Truman realizes she isn't going to call him back tonite and he shaved his balls and taint for nothing again
>it's a truman start losing his hair and doesn't want to wear a wig episode
>it's a truman drunk wasted in the living room listening to hanson
>>83537054
is this real
>its a truman is coming down off MDMA and feels depressed
>>83537087
it is just fantasy
>>83537087
yes
>>83537018
We've all been there anon.
>>83537112
caught in a landmind
>>83537117
is this real?
>>83537162
yes
>>83537178
>>83537117
>>83537054
Is it the hands?
>>83537100
Truman has some now; should he take it?
>that Season when you see Truman's friends and family start teasing him about his devoloping gynecomastia while he goes from mood swings to total despair
>the last day of the season he wakes up in his room, but it's painted pink and most of his things and clothes are gone and replaced by girlish stuff
>waking as if from a dream he puts on a plain dress and while avoiding looking into any mirrors he walks downstairs
>he enters the kitchen and sees his mom is waiting him with breakfast ready
>"Oh good morning Trudy, I hope you like pancakes!"
>as 'he' sits at the breakfast table a loud intro with a logo spelling "The Trudy Show" slides over the view of a shaking Truman on the brink of madness
>later in a interview Christof says that he secretly put female hormone pills in Truman's food to turn him into girl and for a couple of seasons we'll get to know Trudy
He was like 8 years old at the time, how was this allowed?
>>83537247
Is the dog home?
>>83537201
yes
>>83536979
>>83537029
>>83537079
>>83537100
>it's a truman forgets he's in an episode because he can't distinguish real life from fantasy episode.
>>83537262
Yeah but she's sleeping in the bedroom. What does that have to do with anything?
>it's a truman took MDMA and is licking his dog's butthole while t..
>it's a all truman can do to cope with the loneliness is watch movies every second of his spare time thread
>>83536773
>it's a Truman dreams about his friend from years ago whom he betrayed so he gets up and checks the locks episode
>It's a Truman wakes up in an alternate universe, where he discovers he's really acclaimed filmmaker Thomas Reilly-King
>>83537258
newfag detected
>it's a truman gets blowjobs from craigslist trannies episode
>its a truman looks at every stranger like he knows what's going on but they just look at him confused to not give in episode
it's a Truman becomes addicted to asian happy ending massages episode
>it's a truman goes deeper and deeper into fantasy until he's borderline schizophrenic episode
>>83536773
>it's a Truman tastes his own semen and boogers episode
>It's a Truman masturbates 15 times in a single day episode
>It's a Truman jerks off in the bathroom at work episode
>It's a Truman gets euphoric as fuck off of tramadol and kratom and browses 4chan until 5 in the morning episode
>It's a Truman spends 10 minutes explaining why one of the top sponsor's products is shit episode
>>83536942
are you saying there was no "not responsible if Truman starts raping" clause?
>It's a Truman just wants the future to be here already so he can get a virtual reality gf whose convincingly real enough to take away the ache of loneliness episode
>>83539160
guiltiest pleasure
>>83540482
this actually would have been funny to see in the film.
>it's a Truman screams racial slurs at himself due being viciously frustrated while attempting but failing to fellate his own dick so he decides to masturbate furiously to his entire collection of cheese pizza instead episode
>>83536773
>it's a truman watches john wick 2 and finds it silly but entertaining throughout episode
>it's a Truman is self conscious about singing because he heard his neighbor talking about "that faggot" through the walls episode
>It's a Truman goes on a ten minute rant about how "silencers don't work like that" and how unrealistic it is while watching John Wick 2 and he later shitposts about it on /tv/