Thought?
>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related
>>83538953
Would you Cuck the Stuck? I sure would.
>>83539013
he already said he wants black kids
>>83538953
pretty güd. i chuckled.
>>83539045
Makes sense
>tfw you realize you're literally a decade older than core youtube usebase
KINO
>>83539119
>being so unself-aware, you show this to people
It's this shit that keeps me up at night
>>83539013
I would fuck the ever living shit out of his wife's ass. I would spread her ass cheeks and plunge my cock into her urethra with the force of 1,000 suns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg
>>83539248
Did Chris ever respond to RLM's response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYLk6nMB23o
>>83539119
He'll never live this one down
>>83539312
yeah, he took down his butthurt video
>>83537387
Grew up watching his movie reviews
TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED KEK