How would your current character handle this?
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d10)
>>52692556
Rolling to seduce the QueenRolling to seduce the dragon
>>52692556
First rule of Shadowrun: don't make deals with dragons.
Leave and let him do whatever. I'm not getting paid enough to fuck around with a dragon and a queen or whoever the fuck that is, I'm a low cost decker, goddammit. I just want away from my old boss and that's about it.
>>52692556
Laugh so hard windows break.
People who complain about MTGFinance piss me off. Ok, so Modern decks are $1000+. Legacy decks are $2000+. MTGO is unplayable. Standard has devolved into a mess of absurd power creep. So what, deal with it or don't play. There are solutions:
A. Get rich. If you're a millionaire, you can afford to buy any deck you want on the spot.
B. Get good. Win small tournaments with budget decks, use store credit from those tournaments to build more expensive decks.
C. Get into MTGFinance yourself. A few buyouts could go a long way, possibly even make you rich.
D. Get a new hobby. If you're not willing to spend the money, why play Magic at all?
>>52680739
making good decks unreasonably expensive isn't good for the long term health of the format(see legacy), how fucking dense do you have to be to not see that?
>>52680739
>This fucking dense
Making the game unplayable for 90% of your target demographic means you'll never see a dime because they've moved on to a cheaper game that isn't heavily biased towards most money/single deck meta.
>Muh standard is a mess so git gud or gtfo
A meta being fucked is inexcusable. WotC should not have banned the cards they did to begin with, and despite concerns about player confidence it's clear a "nothing changed" position only hurt them. A meta shouldn't be dominated unquestionably by two decks if the intent is to make a profit.
>Modern is dommed by $1000 decks
Budget burn, affinity, even Bant Spirits do fairly decent while never exceeding more than $400.
>MTGO is unplayable
I've seen evidence to the contrary.
Most standard players also play other formats as a fallback for when the format becomes stale. It's up to WotC and nobody else whether poor R&D and a lack of player-focused decision-making is going to be the direction they take. Amonkhet is proving to be somewhat decent, but a lack of answers and too many threats are more meaningful than masterpieces long-term.
>>52680739
z.
play commander and laugh at all the retard baby's in other formats
Sigmar bless this ravaged body edition.
> Resources (Crunch, Lore and Warhammer Fantasy Role-play)
WFB: http://www.pastebin.com/8rnyAa1S
WFRP: http://www.pastebin.com/0e6RuQux
> Some links have gone dead, we want these novels for an alternative archive
https://pastebin.com/kZc4gNAf
> Alternative Warhammer Miniatures and Manufacturers
http://pastebin.com/CvGaNyrk
http://www.the-ninth-age.com/lexicon/index.php?lexicon/462-the-9th-age-miniature-library/
https://tabletop-miniatures-solutions.com/13-the-9th-age
Tomb Kings Alternative: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-undying-dynasties-army-release#/
Bretonnia Alternative: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-kingdom-of-equitaine-army-release
> The 9th Age
http://www.the-ninth-age.com
> Warhammer Wikis
warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki (most complete)
whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Online_Wiki
> Warhammer Video Games
Total War Warhammer: store.steampowered.com/app/364360/
Vermintide: store.steampowered.com/app/235540/
Mordheim City of the Damned: store.steampowered.com/app/276810/
Bloodbowl 2: store.steampowered.com/app/236690/
Man O' War: http://store.steampowered.com/app/344240/
Return of Reckoning: https://www.returnofreckoning.com/
Last Thread: >>52628049
Did the Red Duke have rules in WFB?
>>52671039
Nearly all the info we have on TK comes from the army books, as the Time of Legends novels takes place way before c.2500IC.
So in the blurbs they just give a quick archetype and it's up to us to develop it.
>>52671211
Nobody 'needs' to be whipped anon but once you start it's too fun to stop.
>>52673748
I don't think so, someone has given him fan rules for 8th edition though.
https://issuu.com/m4cr1ii3n/docs/warhammer_expansion_-_special_characters/126
Last time on Song of Swords:
Dussacks
Top spikes don't belong on tetsubos.
Dorf cartographer for thread character.
The KS link & Opaque's website
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2006613790/song-of-swords-tabletop-roleplaying-game
http://www.songofswords.net/
Song of Swords is a a tabletop RPG centered around realistic medieval fightan' with a ludicrous variety of weapons and fighting styles, centered around a dice pool system. It's currently in beta, and can be used for both fantasy and historical games. The Kickstarter was nearly 300% funded, and we're on the fast track to kicking ass baby.
Call of the Void: Ballad of the Laser Whales is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
MEGA folder containing current version of the game and all supplementary materials.
Note that the latest version of the game is v1.9.9 but with additional supplements. It's NOT what's currently on Opaque's website, because Jimmy is Jimmy.
https://mega.nz/#F!S89jTT7J!ozFi9GvzaFGHfBa59Ik2-Q
Here's a wiki detailing SoS's fantasy setting, getting filled up bit by bit as Jimmy reveals more details:
http://tattered-realms.wikia.com/wiki/Tattered_Realms_Wiki
There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: https://app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w
If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread. We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room.
>>52629467
Last thread died? I didn't notice itbecause it was dead and stale anyways
>>52629467
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>52629864
You should have screencapped the other stuff he was saying too.
Also how do you live with white discord?
So, what's exactly wrong with GNS theory?
Everytime it is brought up everyone tends to be all like
>using GNS
or whatever
I don't se how it's "wrong". It's very rough and one can be more specific, divide the categories into subrypes and find links between them, but it gives rather accurate rundown of most basic player tastes and agendas.
The original version of the theory implied that they were mutually exclusive, when that's just stupid. IIRC it also applied it exclusively to one side, instead of looking at both players and systems.
GNS still has uses, but the original theory was all kinds of fucked.
>>52722196
It's an attempt at factor analysis without having any real data. There's some old market research that WotC did before 3e that has much more useful insights than trying to cluster players from an ivory tower.
What's wrong with alignment theory?
Everytime it is brought up everyone tends to be all like
>using alignments
or whatever
I don't see how it's "wrong". It's very rough and one can be more specific, divide the categories into subrypes and find links between them, but it gives rather accurate rundown of most basic player tastes and agendas.
What's the best take you guys have seen on sea serpents? I'm thinking of including them in a nautical campaign and was looking for ways to make them more interesting.
>>52720289
Guardians who only attack if you get too close to their wards, friendly kinds who offer rides if you give them something tasty, and badass summons.
>>52720345
But just big animals, for the most part?
>>52720289
Use prehistoric marine reptiles instead
Saturday game day!
On last bazinga's episode of the /40kg/ meme:
>>52709132
>Shadow War: Armageddon rules:
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/ShadowWar/SWA_Killteams_ENG.pdf
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xvgryrNiMFoLYiaX8o6Y-Q0q1GLRvwWnvbrSL7omZXo/edit?usp=sharing
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!z4wmmJyR!jTfwLczhdFjV0q6nowtGag!qgZhmAhK
>40k rules reference in wiki format.
https://sites.google.com/site/wh40000rules/
>Latest GW teases
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/
>Latest GW FAQs.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata
>40K 7th Edition Quick Reference Sheets:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>List organizer picture book
https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#/rosterCreator
>Offline list builder
https://battlescribe.net/
>Forge World Book Index:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q
FIRST FOR PLASTIC SISTERS OF BATTLE
TG, what's the worst injury you've received related to 40k, be it model-building or actually playing the game?
First for da boyz!
How many people does one have to kill to become legendary?
Depends on how creatively and consistently you do it. Vlad the impaler only had to do 40,000
>>52717934
It depends on who you kill. Nobody remembers the African despots who killed hundreds of thouands or even millions of people during the 20th century, but everyone remembers John Wilkes Booth for only killing one man.
>>52718108
And then blocking him on Twitter
Post, read, and blow air out your nose in a delightful manner
>>52717274
Does this count? Warham fantasy seems relevant, although this comic was spawned by Totalwarham.
>that guy that shows up to play stoned
Hey, as long as everybody's having a good time, man...
One MTG guy at my lgs comes to the store sober, but eventually goes out back to smoke weed, and smells like shit for the rest of the night.
Not much of a difference to how he plays off weed, to be honest
>>52717159
My group has that guy (that stoner guy, not That Guy). If he shows up stoned, then good, we get the game going right away. He has a hard time getting in character if he's sober, so we don't start the session until he's good and blazed.
/tg/ I need your help.
There was a video with an Irish elf arguing with a call in contestant on some quest DND game that ends with the guy on the phone threatening the host. But I can't find the video.
I figure you guys know. Have a cute kgirl
Probably the clip from Limmy's Show.
Koreans are pigs and this didn't deserve its own thread.
>>52716224
Sounds like your mixing up two Falconhoof sketches from Limmys show.
kill jester
Hello,
I'd like to know if there are any good games in the same vein as Fury of Dracula, where you have multiple players cooperating against one player who is the villain.
Feels good to be bad.
>>52715875
I'm interested too, Fury of Dracula is great.
>>52715875
Scotland Yard
Letters from Whitechapel(?)
Last Friday
Mansions of Madness
Pandemic: On the Brink ( I think it was this one with the Bio-Terrorist)
Battlestar Galactica I guess you can count.
>>52716050
BSG is more Co-op with traitor mechanic. Still recommend, but different vein. More sneaky beaky villain.
>Imperial Assault
>Descent 2nd Ed
>Level 7 Omega Protocol
>Super Dungeon Explorer
Those are the ones I own. This may also be of help to you OP
https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/157849/come-me-bros-list-one-vs-all-games
Why are magical warriors almost alwayw paladins?
What is wrong with sorcerous warriors?
>>52715816
>What is wrong with sorcerous warriors?
Nothing.
>>52715816
What system?
(Before everyone assumes D&D 3.5)
>>52715816
Magical Rangers are common as fuck bruv. DnD Clerics are arguably warriors with magic too, since they tend to be on the front lines with heavy armour and hitting things. Eldritch Knights and Swordmages certainly aren't unknown either.
>Google Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>52707559
Cheese!Persona 5 jump when
>>52715128
No? As much as I would like to leave this to die this confuses me too much to let go.
Please explain.
>>52715171
Good god fuck off already anon. There's a note in every exalted jump we have that perfect defences are not literally perfect, and Anathema is a perk that explicitly bypasses perfect defenses. Jump-chan is L I T E R A L L Y omnipotent, so the perk shits on exalted. Now, can we finally move on?
How do I make an interesting character who is massively rich without being obnoxious or a Mary Sue?
>>52715113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
>>52715113
He's so greedy that he won't spend a penny unless his life depends on it.
>>52715113
Define obnoxious.