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It's omegle time anon! You know that the tags are r9k,r9komegle and omegler9k,right? Everyone is very welcome here,especially you! Join us ^_^
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>>34780455
Robots` party everybody!
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Oh, Jelena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVrkuf2uO8
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>>34780455
get on niggers
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>tfw had bright blue eyes and very light blonde hair as a baby and child, almost looked like my hair was bleached, looked like the perfect aryan nazi kid
>now my hair has darkened and is dirty blonde
Why even live
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neck yourself anyway
dief323289
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Fucking sunlight exposure bleaches blonde hair, run around outside for some time, I am the same way the difference in my hair while working an outside job and inside job is stark
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>tfw dark features
keep jerking off to your nazi fantasies kid, I'll be over here draped with women
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Has anyone else seen this?
I saw it last night and I felt like my heart had been ripped out of my chest.
I still feel empty after it
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>>34780354
>babies first love story
what's it like being a pleb?
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it was good but it would have been nice if they didnt put in that last "HES GROPING HER TITTIES xDD" joke
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>>34780354
Saw it a few months ago in the cinema, it was pretty nice. I saw Koe no Katachi the week before and thought it was a better film though desu
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> Your cute 2D waifu is getting bullied by liberals/feminists.
What do?
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kill myseIf
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it would hurt me if some 3DPD insulted my Simakaze
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I own a .45 for a reason.
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Guess who just ate another box of krispy kremes and completely ruined his diet?
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>>34780263
Was it you?
oregnali
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>>34780263
just stop eating you fat fuck
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>>34780263
I'm eating a 300g package of frozen blueberries with no fat curd cheese right now.
300kcal, huge bowl and tastes like a rich dessert.
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What is it like to simply lye next to a girl in bed and sleep with her?
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>>34780252
I hate this stupid fucking whore
>i'm so lonely
while getting fingered by her friend or jerking off some dude
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>>34780252
awesome, except when she's mad at you for some reason and you don't know if she's over it in the morning
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There is a sense of security, you can put your guard down.
I think they found our only weakness.
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>>34780245
she don't need to fart with a face like that
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but all the fart fetishing pushed on /r9k/ is already the countertactic
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>>34780245
She isnt even THAT much to look at but I still peed a little.
Not sure y that happens. When suddenly aroused i discharge the slightest amount of pee. Every time.
Anyway if this catches on im finished
Jek the capcha
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anyone with long hair on here ?
How's your hair flavoured food tasting ?
Seriously I always end up eating my hair it scares me.
Also recently whenever I shower there's a lot of strands of my hair, this is the first time.
My hair is kinda curly, but not nigger curly so it's smooth.
Feel free to give tips and shit, what shampoo and conditioner you use, complaints, yadda yadda
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I use these two because I don't know any better and my mom bought them for me
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>>34780172
I havea tip, start HRT and become a trap, boipussy and boiclits are in high demand I mean you already have long hair.
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>>34780172
Can I have a pic of your hair. Blot out the face if you want.
i lost my virgnity today and sex is amazing
i lost my virginity to a hooker, she was taller than me, blonde with big boobs, i paid 50 euros and now im a men, i feel so nice, you should pay for sex, it's amazing
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>>34780153
Great! Now get of my board normie! REEEEEEEEEE
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>>34780153
i'd feel even more of a loser if i pay for sex, especially if i'm still a virgin
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>>34780215
>sex with hooker
>normie
Do you even know what normie is, normie?
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Hey Anon, I need your help to rescue the white race. What do
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*teleports behind earth*
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>>34780143
Tell her to dress more appropriately and that the white race will likely be preserved by genetic engineering when such no longer remains taboo. Otherwise a blonde procreating with a brunette will not do much to preserve the white race but rather eliminate her recessive genes from the current gene pool, if anything defeating the purpose.
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>>34780143
Lol. I am gay. Good luck tho.
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When did you realize that women are absolutely right about wanting only top 20% men. It is also beneficial for all humankind. It is the greatest tool to improve gene pool. Think it's like eugenics. The ones who dont met the criterions will be eliminated from the gene pool.
Look at the pic. Only 10-8 men will have kids. There wont be 1 or 2 males in next generation. Then women will again choose only 10-8 males so within a few generations men will be more intelligent, more stronger, more aggresive, more dominant, more etc. Why the fuck do you think it's bad? Forget about yourself just think about society.
For mods yes it's politic related because this thing effects how society lives. There are many rules to manage this (monogamy for ex.) and /pol/tards think women's this urges should be suppresed in order to survival of humans. They are fucking wrong.
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>>34779898
Ehh. It's not top 20%, but I agree that a lot of men will be dropped from the gene pool.
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>>34779898
>It is also beneficial for all humankind. It is the greatest tool to improve gene pool.
Wrong. Once they've ridden the carousel they'll settle for the betabucks.
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>>34779898
shut up kuk
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How do you know if a gf is waifu material
What are the red flags
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>>34779890
what in fucks name
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she doesn't have a girlcock
bloxx
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>>34779890
is that real
hoverboard and all?
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>be big guy
>Want to fuck a trap
>Want to become a trap
>Become a trap
>Want to fuck a big guy
>Want to become a big guy
>Be big guy
And now I'm here...
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was being a huge faggot part of your master plan?
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>>34779883
>be big guy
>want to be a trap
this is a living hell
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>>34779883
As someone on step 2 who has stopped himself going to step 3 for several years due to fear, how did you achieve this? How big are we talking about.
>>34780112
Agreed, what makes it worse is that traps don't even like us so we can't use them to satisfy our desires.
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$100 PayPal if you have a worse life than me
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>23 yo virgin
>chronic erectile dysfunction
>exclusive Paraphiliac, almost no interest in normal sex
>No car
>No driving license
>gyno
>short sighted
>agoraphobia, struggle to walk outside
>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills to the max
>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
>live alone in one bedroom apartment
>No friends
>bullied relentlessly in hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love from anyone
>phimosis
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had two (2) cancer scares
>nervous lip twitch due to anxiety
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom
To name but a few
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>>34779769
Oh my god anon just kys yourself
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>>34780134
Why should I kms?
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>>34780216
why shouldn't you? my life is not even half as shit as yours, and im considering suicide
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>have friend over for a sleepover
>get into an argument
>he calls his mom to come pick him up early
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>have no friends
>spend recess doing homework
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>>34779714
>show and tell
>everyone has cool things to show, souvenirs and expensive gadgets and stuff
>all you have to share are some rocks you found on the way to school
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Holy fuck I thought I had a horrible childhood but I can't think of any sad times so... thanks OP!