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$100 PayPal if you have a worse life than me

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>23 yo virgin
>chronic erectile dysfunction
>exclusive Paraphiliac, almost no interest in normal sex
>No car
>No driving license
>gyno
>short sighted
>agoraphobia, struggle to walk outside
>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills to the max
>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
>live alone in one bedroom apartment
>No friends
>bullied relentlessly in hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love from anyone
>phimosis
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had two (2) cancer scares
>nervous lip twitch due to anxiety
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom

To name but a few
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>>34779769
Oh my god anon just kys yourself
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>>34780134
Why should I kms?
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>>34780216
why shouldn't you? my life is not even half as shit as yours, and im considering suicide
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>>34779769

No one cares about HS anon. You should probably let those things go.
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>>34779769
Probably not as bad but I have and acne like skin condition on my scalp that has left me with a lot of scarring and hair loss and has destroyed me mentally.
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Do youh have a nice booty? I kinda wanna fu k you. See how you react
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>>34779769
Post pics op

Oreeegonal
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>>34779769
Im all of what you said + i have no job

i win
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>>34779769
Do this if you actually want a better life. No excuses, if you make excuses, you prefer being a a loser.

>stop looking at porn
>get a daily dose of vitamins and all the stuff they taught you in school your body needs to be functioning
>work out and go jogging
>fight your fears, it won't make you stronger to give in everytime there's a problem in life. Mankind didn't develop for thousands of years to have you make excuses with stuff like "agoraphobia" to not go outside and procreate.

In general:
>stop looking at porn
>talk to people, they won't kill you and even if, then you're better off than you are now
>don't make excuses so you don't have to get your shit together
>but but but but... muh diseases and phobias..
>with that attitude you'll never get your shit fixed out
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>>34779769
>>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
Did you get charged ? If no I call bs on getting disowned.
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Op
Have you just tried being yourself ? It really works.
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>>34779769
So you are a Rapist with minor health problems that got bullied in Highschool.

Cry me a river.
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>>34781384
>my family thinks im a pedo
>they found loli on my pc
What a surprise
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>>34781403
This.

What the fuck did he expect
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>>34781403
>>34781463
>fap to young anime girls

>this means he wants to rape real life little girls

Are you retarded? If you kill someone in a video game does that mean you want to kill someone in real life?
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>>34781384
stupid lolishitter
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>>34781494
Pedo doesn't mean he'll actually rape little girls, it just mean he's attracted to them, and that he clearly is
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>>34779769
>24 yo virgin
>constant erectile dysfunction
>exclusive Paraphiliac, no interest in normal sex
>No car
>No driving license
>gyno
>short sighted
>agoraphobia, struggle to walk outside
>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills beyond the max
>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
>live alone in one bedroom apartment
>No friends
>bullied relentlessly in hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love from anyone
>phimosis
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had three (3) cancer scares
>nervous lip twitch due to anxiety
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom

Where's my $100
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>>34780366
He shouldn't let it go, HS is a good reflection of how nasty people can be. Even after HS they are the same spiteful people but now they operate with a fake smile on their face.
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>21 yo virgin
>cluster headaches (chronic brainfucking with industrial drills)
>penis literally broken
>No car
>No driving license
>short sighted
>confined to a shack in the woods
>No friends
>didn't go to hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love
>tortured multiple times
>abused as a child on all levels
>it's not getting any better i'm just self medicating at this point
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There's only a limited amount of chemicals in the brain to feel suffering. Someone who is extremely rich but depressed is just as depressed as someone who plays vidya with no responsibility in life. You can't compare issues, everyone has their own. That said, I can see one of two things happening:

1. None of the posters are gauged by You to have suffered as much no matter what they say

2. When a poster has said their life is somehow worse, you will withhold the money saying their issue is not as bad as yours.
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can i just have the 100 because im poor and can't even afford a proper computer for vidya to make my days less painful
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>>34779769
>25 virgin
>social anxiety
>fap to chinese cartoons 5+ a day
>never kissed held hands hugged a girl
>no car
>no education
>no job
>gyno
>no money
>living with parents
>no welfare
>depressed to the point of suicidal
>chubby cheeks even though im thin
>ugly as shit
>girls avoid and ignore me
>will die a lonely virgin
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>>34780134

>Oh my god anon just kys yourself

you should honestly "kys yourself" because you won't make it far being an autistic downy
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>>34779769
>voted "most likely pedophile" at high school prom
Hahaha what the fuck? That's not actually a thing
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>>34779769
You think that's bad?
>Born with glass bones and paper skin
>Every morning I break my legs
>Every afternoon I break my arms
>At night, I lay awake in agony
>Only my heart attacks can put me to sleep
>The only way I can pay my medical bills, the only way I can stay alive, is by selling chocolate bars
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>>34781978
>problems you can fix but are too lazy to fix
>>
>does not have $100 to give to strangers on the internet
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>>34782149
That's not true and you know it
NOT original
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Im completely normal, im just a pussy.
I even have a college degree and a job.
I have no excuses, yet i feel like a total loser in so many ways.
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>>34779769
Look up how to increase your testosterone naturally.

Modern lifestyle and unhealthy eating is doing this to you.
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>>34780216
don't listen to him. you got dealt a rough hand man but it shouldn't stop you from finding something you really enjoy in life.

plus we will live to witness the technological singularity. not worth missing out on that, man.
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>>34782217
>im pussy???
Lol
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>>34779769
>chronic erectile dysfunction
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had two (2) cancer scares
don't have these

>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills to the max
i'm on NEET bux
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom
i didn't go to prom, but i was considered most likely to be a serial killer

I'm just a tad better off since I have a normal dick and no cancer scares.
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>>34782281
>plus we will live to witness the technological singularity. not worth missing out on that, man.
I'm not exactly sure what that means as English is not my primary language but I'm pretty sure this thing is what almost single handedly keeps me going, just seeing what the future brings, regarding science etc. everything.

Also just fucking eating and lurking on pc, watching movies/tv-serieses and playing vidya is just good shit, but I guess not everyone can enjoy the little things.
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>>34779769
>manlet
I beat you OP. Now pay up
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>>34782805
>Small dicked
>Ugly
>Manlet
I win
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>>34779769

ive got you beat

>23 yo virgin
>chronic erectile dysfunction
>exclusive Paraphiliac, almost no interest in normal sex
>No car
>No driving license
>gyno
>short sighted
>agoraphobia, struggle to walk outside
>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills to the max
>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
>live alone in one bedroom apartment
>No friends
>bullied relentlessly in hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love from anyone
>phimosis
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had two (2) cancer scares
>nervous lip twitch due to anxiety
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom
>and im a retarded nigger faggot

To name but a few

also
>24 yo virgin
>constant erectile dysfunction
>exclusive Paraphiliac, no interest in normal sex
>No car
>No driving license
>gyno
>short sighted
>agoraphobia, struggle to walk outside
>minimum wage nightshift job that stretches my social skills beyond the max
>false accusation of rape made by a whore, whole family disowned me
>live alone in one bedroom apartment
>No friends
>bullied relentlessly in hs
>never had a gf
>never experienced love from anyone
>phimosis
>Peyronies Disease sufferer
>had three (3) cancer scares
>nervous lip twitch due to anxiety
>got voted "most likely pedophile" at highschool prom
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>>34782745
yeah you basically got the idea of what the singularity is. though the technological singularity is more specifically about AI reaching a point where it can vastly surpass humans at rates with which we can't keep up with. so basically any awesome technology that would help bring us towards utopia.
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