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>>34806614
i don't know about that but WHAT THE FUCK kind of skin disease does this female have?

I'll take things that never happen for 50. Most normies don't use autist like an insult.

>>34806914
HD

origaminal

Are girls allowed? Are normalfags allowed? Is it reddit?

>>34806644
boys, traps only

no normies allowed

real r9k revival here, join and chat

https://discord.gg/6CFdG

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>>34806566
Ahh the adventures of life...

>go to inspect somebody
>accidentally invite to group
>delete character
>unsubscribe
>uninstall game
>destroy computer

>>34806566
Back in the day OP i was one of the only warriors on the server with the S3 shoulders and almost everyone who ran past me in orgrimmar would do the old clickaroo

Pepsi Max>Coke Zero
However
Coke>Pepsi

>>34806561
Coke, you fuck.

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Diet Coke coming through. Move aside lowly bitches.

>>34806536
>signed myself up for the uni mental health service

ABORT

>>34806549
THIS THIS THIS please if you get something stupid like notetaking you'll get the worst looks from your classmates.

Just don't get v@nnd m80

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>>34806524
big dickary doodle doo

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Shouldn't it be more like
1-3"-Sissy
4-6"-Little Boy
7-8"-Real Man
8+"-Alpha Stud

There's no reason the cut-off point should also be the start for the next category too.

I'm at 7 and sometimes have problems accidentally hurting the girl.

The "wow" factor is nice though.

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If you promise to not chat in full caps I can add you to a robot group chat

Hey baby. It's me anonymous. I love you baby <3 xoxo

>>34806509
Hey calm down buddy. Where do you live?

>>34806476
You read polandball comics? That's how I got into flags.

>>34806476
there are a lot of lame flags out there

basically any that is just 3 stripes like france

>>34806747
fuck tricolors

Is is is?

>>34806548
I laughed at first but then it made me think. Is is is?

>>34806459
"you're all cunts." -anon

i'm being serious.

>>34806427
29

oregebooooooooo8970q4

>>34806427
63. I went up one point in 6 months or so. Feels alright, I guess

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I scored 70, but I feel like Slightly Strange fits me better than Cyborg

>tfw youll never rub a fembots qt tummy

>>34806444
>you'll never roughly fuck and slap a chubby fembot's ass and belly until she starts crying then snuggle with her and pet her head after you cum inside her

>>34806421
>girl
>robot
It is too much to ask because it's not possible.

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>just payed rent
>At home have a day off from work
>roommate comes home
> " Hey anon, you work today? do you work tomorrow? geez you need find a new job. anything that would be able take care of yourself."
>feel on edge ever since and ready to get a 30 day notice.
I wish I made enough to live on my own.

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>college roommate lives 30 minutes away from our dorm
>convinced he has to dorm to get the college experience
>literally a caricature of chad from the '00s college/american culture movies

yesterday
>he's not there when i get home
>think i'm going to be alone for the first time in 2 weeks
>2 am i wake up to the door opening and he yells "yo sup bro how we doin?"

today
>get back from a 5 hour class
>"haha you tired bro? its sat night man"
>ignore him
>he starts undressing and changing his clothes in the middle of the room
>"hahahha its time bro"
>grabs a box of chocolate and leaves

such a shame he needs me to physically sign an agreement if he ever wants a guest over :^)

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>>34806403
>>50 year old female roommate

Get off my board. If you are drinking, you have disposable income. If you have disposable income, you have a job. If you have a job, you are a normie.

Get out.

>>34806328
Sobriety master race checking in!
My parents are having a party, it's loud and crowded and I don't know anyone. My dad handed me a Coors Light so I'm drinking that. It's gonna get me wicked wasted.

>>34806328
Im not but have a (you)

Does melting your mind help with the pain?

>>34806324
>Australian cunts orbiting
Fuck off cunt what Aussie hurt you

some nerds from here linked a 'rabbit room' where they streamed shit-quality movies and anime, it was pretty chill. then they put it on a password lock or something. not chill.

definitely avoid anything like discord channels because it's just like a normie circlejerk with established in-memes and cliques, except the normies are pretending to be robots

the best thing to join is the ground floor of a new server in a sandbox game or something

>>34806422
I wish I could, my gaming days are behind me, my current laptop is ancient.


I was just hoping that one of the several discords that gets posted here daily would have conversation and not attention whoring circles.

No I don't own a Wii U and I'm not buying a Switch

i'll experience it thru rule 34 after the fact

I want to, but I want to play with Italian language but they ain't got English subs for different language settings