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>just payed rent
>At home have a day off from work
>roommate comes home
> " Hey anon, you work today? do you work tomorrow? geez you need find a new job. anything that would be able take care of yourself."
>feel on edge ever since and ready to get a 30 day notice.
I wish I made enough to live on my own.

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>college roommate lives 30 minutes away from our dorm
>convinced he has to dorm to get the college experience
>literally a caricature of chad from the '00s college/american culture movies

yesterday
>he's not there when i get home
>think i'm going to be alone for the first time in 2 weeks
>2 am i wake up to the door opening and he yells "yo sup bro how we doin?"

today
>get back from a 5 hour class
>"haha you tired bro? its sat night man"
>ignore him
>he starts undressing and changing his clothes in the middle of the room
>"hahahha its time bro"
>grabs a box of chocolate and leaves

such a shame he needs me to physically sign an agreement if he ever wants a guest over :^)

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>>34806403
>>50 year old female roommate

>>34806739
>lives 30 minutes away from our dorm
i am so confused, maybe i'm retarded but is the college 30 minutes away from?

>>34806822
My local university requires all first year students to 'live in a dorm' regardless of how old they are, if they have a family, or how long they've been living on their own. So, there's a lot of freshman who have a dorm, but don't actually live in the dorm since they already have an apartment or house. I assume it's a way to make the college money. Not that anon, but that doesn't sound bizarre to me. Yes, it's retarded.

>>34806403

>50 yr old roommate
Used to have one of those

C A L I ?
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>>34806822
his family lives 30 mins away from our dorm, but our college is 20 mins the opposite direction of our dorm building. the college uses an outside apartment complex for students since we're in NYC

>>34806880
ours doesn't do this, but i know a lot of traditional colleges do. in fact, they beg locals not to sign up because there are so few spots available. he just couldn't resist.

another
>my ancient iPhone finally breaks
>opening the latest one at my desk
>he walks in "that the new iPhone?"
>"yeah"
>"nice bro making money...i like it! you gotta let me in on whatever you're doing"

maybe robots aren't the autistic ones