Dick size masculinity meter! 1- 4" - Sissy 4-7" -

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>>34806524
big dickary doodle doo

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Shouldn't it be more like
1-3"-Sissy
4-6"-Little Boy
7-8"-Real Man
8+"-Alpha Stud

There's no reason the cut-off point should also be the start for the next category too.

I'm at 7 and sometimes have problems accidentally hurting the girl.

The "wow" factor is nice though.

>>34806597
but what if you're 6.5?

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>tfw 3 inch pencil dick
>tfw women will never take me seriously even if i get a chance

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>>34806659
You're a little boy I guess. I mean, the list right now doesn't make sense with 7" being both Little Boy AND Real Man.

>Posted cock to /soc/ a couple of hours ago
>3 rates

>10/10
>Kik?
>Perfect

Feels gud mayne

>>34806524
>tfw friend wished i got a dick like 3 pixie sticks

>>34806721
>not including pic

>>34806721
Probably all fags

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>>34806758
Here you go I range around 4 - 6.5" flaccid

>>34806772
yeah they are, I've never posted on /soc/ before and wanted an objective rating

>>34806659
it means you're a big boy

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>7.5"
Welp atleast there's something good going for me

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>7.5"
>KHV shut in sperg loser with no friends
Really made me think.

>>34806524
A real man apparently good thing we aren't measuring girth.

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>>34806524
>tfw my dick compared to that chad cock

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>>34806813
That is a 10/10, nice cock and sack, dear anon.

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>>34806524
I'm above average at 6.1" long and 5.2" girth

Being above average would make me think I wouldn't be in the "little boy" category

Do you guys properly measure on the top side of your dick or inflate your measurements?

It's honestly a little hard to believe all you fine robot specimen have statistically very large penises.

>>34806813
damn, that's thick as fuck, how big erect?

>>34806524

So if your 7" you're a little boy and if your 7.1" you're a real man?

Hmmmmm

7.5 long
4.8 girth
END MY SUFFERING OF BEING A PENCILDICK

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>>34806820
Are you me?

Very origin

>>34806862
Side, because my dick has an upward curve and the fat above my penis makes it so I can't press down on the bone properly

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>>34806862
Pretty much all robots lie about their dong sizes or measure improperly. I don't know why, but they just do, dear anon.

>>34806828
girth meter:

<4" - sissy
4 - 5.5" - little boy
5.5 - 6.5" - real man
6.5" - alpha stud

>>34806524
What if I'm 7x6.5

I'm not an Alpha Stud?

>>34806875
has to be a cut off point somewhere

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>>34806862
More stats to keep things real for you fags

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>tfw 7 inch but its a pencil dick

>>34806911
real man, not complete alpha stud

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>tfw sissy size penis.

I wish I wasn't hairy and masculine, maybe I could at least get some action by becoming a degenerate.

>>34806862
Well this isn't a good representation of the male us population most people In this thread are posting because they have a big one or they pad their numbers

>>34806957
you can get surgery for girth

>>34806852
Thanks senpai

>>34806868
Ehh, I haven't done proper measurements in a long time, I seem to vary around 7.8-8.4"x5.8"~

>>34807001
>I seem to vary around 7.8-8.4"x5.8"
tfw 5x4.3

>>34806908
>barely little boy girth
end this misery

>>34806990
I'd rather not t b h

>>34806971
just shave and start wearing panties anon

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>>34806862
Did the math

According to what all of you are saying the average dick size here is 6.5"

>>34806813
this thread needs more big dick pics

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Why do robots like to talk about dicks so much?

>>34806862
the problem is that the big dicked men are the ones getting nearly all the pussy, so to women the average is 7+ inches

>don't know my measurements
>only know I'm small and definitely below 4" when erect
another nail in the coffin I suppose

>>34806908
6.5 Girth is waay rarer than 8 lenght

Dont fall for the memes, 6" girth is a lot, even for Chad himself

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>>34807086
>he problem is that the big dicked men are the ones getting nearly all the pussy,
Not necessarily. If this thread is anything to go by, a big dick doesn't automatically get you chicks, it's equal parts an outgoing personality and desirable genes.

Also money.

>>34807108
I wouldn't assume so, dear anon, tons of people have poor measurement abilities without tools.

>>34807086
That's stupid logic anon. Stop tricking kids into thinking that if they don't have a 7+ inch dick girls don't want them.

>>34806559
that ass is almost as perfect as that dick... sauce?

>>34807136
>a big dick doesn't automatically get you chicks
it does for the majority of guys who are big, but remember what board we're all on

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>>34807086
It's actually because everyone lies about an inch.

At least that's what I assume.

You think these guys with big dick here are just slaying pussy? No, their autistic losers who spend their time on r9k.

I'm almost idea at 6.1" long 5" girth

>>34807175
>it does for the majority of guys who are big
You got any studies or facts to back that up?

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>>34807175
>it does for the majority of guys who are big, but remember what board we're all on
Again, you're purposefully ignoring tons of other factors to play into your pity party viewpoint.

Big Dick does not guarantee pussy by any means, you need looks, personality, cash, tons of other factors.

>>34807201
7.5 inch dick here, I'm socially anxious but have fucked 3 girls who had heard through rumors (from showering at school) about how big my dick is and were curious. Women talk to each other about guys dick size, and word spreads
>tfw would be virgin if didn't have decent dick

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>>34807264
This sounds like bullshit or you're just very lucky.

>>34807224
>you need looks, personality, cash, tons of other factors.
ummm no, I'm unemployed atm and not particularly good looking. Pounded my roommates gf who saw me walking around in a towel and glimpsed my thick 7 incher, as soon as my roommate left for work she basically jumped my dick

>tfw wasn't breastfed
>tfw was kept fat during growing years
>tfw this most definitely stunted my growth

i hate everything ahhhhhhh

>>34807309
This also sounds like bullshit. Why ya got to lie for mate?

>>34807287
I have a mate who always jokes about how big his dick is, he's told me very similar stories about girls straight up asking to see (and then suck/fuck) his dick because of his size

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Tfw 8 inch dick

>>34807224
>That hat size to head size ratio

Delete this

>>34807339
Why would I lie about being unemployed and not great looking? Don't give a shit if you don't believe me, it's just something that happened to me last week

>>34807342
He maybe lied to you. Did you think if that? Also that's not normal.
>>34807366
No idea why would you need to lie for online. But I seen people do it before for no reason.

>>34807398
I think you should just stop being so insecure, dick size isn't everything but it's true women genuinely do want big dicks, just like men like big tits and asses

>>34806663
Work out and go down on girls. Yeah, I've been literally laughed out of the room, but most girls aren't like that. A bit of foreplay and charm go a long way. I've been told my dick looks like a pink leech when soft.

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>>34807433
>I have a small dick
I'm 7x5.5 I don't have anything to be insecure about. I'm just calling out people who post bullshit.

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>>34807433
He's not being insecure, women do want big dicks, yes, but you're trying to say that's literally all they care about and money, looks, personality is worthless.

Roastie's aren't the majority of the population, I hope you know.

>>34807476
See, I didn't say you had a small dick. The fact you got immediately so defensive means you actually do though

>>34807490
>>34807476
Holy fuck you guys are losers, I gave you my story but your tiny dick egos reject it so I can't help you, bye.

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>>34807343
>8 inches
>uncut
>thick

Mind posting another pic, Anon? Your dick is really pretty.

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>>34807494
Are you a dummy? You implied I was insecure about my dick aka the size of it.
>>34807518
Again I don't have a small dick but ok.

>>34807343
Do you ever feed it ants?

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>>34807518
What point are you even arguing now? Here>>34807309 you say you just need a big dick, but in this>>34807433 dick size isn't everything and you're now supporting my viewpoint?

You need to stop lying on the internet, dude.

>>34807343
Nice cock dear anon.

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>>34807538
Thx hehe

>>34807551
>he got his dick cut
I feel bad for you son.

>>34807138

It's true though. Do you think women don't tell their friends about this stuff?

>dick is 1.8" wide
>barely 5" girth

do I have ED or am I just cursed with a flat dick?

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can I please a grill with this anons

>>34807608
Some women do but not all of them are like that.

>>34807626
what are the measurements? looks like 7"

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>>34807626
Yes, though it's a bit thin for its length, dear anon.

>>34807632

The majority are like that, and the majority will have hooked up with a guy that's large, so large is the standard you're expected to meet.

>>34807650
unironically haven't measured it, not lying

>>34807568
nice. what have girls responses been to it?

>>34807684
>majority are like that
Got any numbers to back up that claim?

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>>34807692
Mostly gotten scared reactions but they love it

>>34807690
looks more than enough you lucky bastard

>>34807560
You were implying you need to be rich, big dicked and amazing looking to get pussy (basically the ultimate beta viewpoint). and I just pointed out the fact that you don't, but you're insecure brain translated that to me saying you need a big dick. Fuck off cuck

>>34807742
went from a 10/10 to a killitwithfire/10 with that angle, baka desu senpai

>>34807742
don't tell this loser ->>34807476

He'll say you're lying lol

>>34807742
balls are small and body is too twinky.

>>34807717
No, he's just actually interacted with women unlike you.

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>>34807773
Bad angle yeah..

>>34807717
seriously? Do you not know anything about how women think and act?

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>>34807759
No, I implied that a large cock isn't the sole factor in getting pussy. Cash, looks, and personality are just as good. You also pointed out here>>34807433 that my viewpoint is correct, but it's wrong now because I hurt your feelings?

Also, weren't you leaving? Or are you so butthurt that people didn't believe your made believe story?

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>>34807836
delicious tbqh

>>34807742
gross. why did you do this

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>>34807783
>calling anyone a loser as he post on 4chan
>as he posts on /r9k/
>>34807818
>I have not had sex with girls in my younger days
I just don't see the need to brag about it.

>tfw my family is pushing me to get a girlfriend.
>a relationship eventually leads to sex.
>tfw small as fuck penis.

I am a little boy i guess.

Even with a real man soul and voice and face.

>>34807855
>those gifs
>that beta viewpoint
holy fuck you're pathetic, you're the definition of r9k

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>>34807836
Jesus Christ, that thing seems longer with each picture you take.

>>34807880
There, there, dear anon, things will be alright.

>>34807843
>Do you not know anything about how women think and act?
Unless you're a mind reader you would not know how they act aswell. You need to get this idea out if your head that if a few girls act slutty then they all do.

>>34807903
>not know how they act
I actually go out and interact with people in the world unlike most people on 4chan

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>>34807900
And you aren't? Making ridiculous lies and getting assmad when people call you out on them?

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>anime posting trip is a homosexual

Like poetry.

>>34807901
wtf, this isn't a faggot thread, get the fuck out

>>34807855
Dude I'm ugly as fuck, don't have any money, and I'm a sociopath yet I've gotten laid?

My dick is average and I live in california (aka chadmexico) so explain this to me.

>the average penis size is little

But that's not how averages work.

>>34807967
This is a very faggot thread. It's about dicks.

>>34807938
No offence, but you can't really call anyone else pathetic lol

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>tfw proud virgin

I will never leave you my robot brothers

>>34807855
>getting pussy
like you'd know, faggot

>>34808005
An average takes into account the largest sizes and the smallest sizes. Microdicks and huge 10 inch bitch slayers include.

>>34808025
Nice oxymoron

>>34808032
he doesn't, all you faggots like to think chad thundercock is out there slaying bitches and ugly mulatto fucks like me have gotten laid before. Just go outside lmao.

>>34808009
I find the person telling lies online to be very pathetic. If you were trolling or something I would not mind but to just lie for no reason? Nah.

ITT: all of /r9k/ have 8+ inch dicks.

>>34808063
the ones who don't aren't posting them

>>34808045
Why did you just give me the definition of ''average''?

>>34808063
ikr ? ungrateful monsters

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>>34807998
Simple, not everyone has extraordinarily high standards. Not everyone's gonna be a Chad Thundercock with big bucks and a stellar personality.
It's the same with women, not everyone of them is a 10/10 Stacy with Double D's and an ass that won't quit.

People realize this and they accept and lower their standards, if they were even that high at all.

>>34807967
Are you sure?

>>34808009
Neither can he, which was my entire point, dummy.

>>34808025
Nice dick.

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>>34808063
>we don't all have 10 inch dicks
Look at this dicklet.

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>>34806879
>>34806663
>>34806957

im 5.5 girth and feel the same way

the thing u guys might not be realizing is that its FLAT like a TAPEWORM causing its circumference to be smaller than its actual dickfeel

although i am a virgin so what do i know

>>34808092
I've fucked 2 girls so far, one of them was a chubby scene girl and the next was an athletic nigger, the two kinds of people you guys would complain about having insane standards. I guess it helps that I'm tall but really.

>>34808092
>Not everyone's gonna be a Chad Thundercock with big bucks and a stellar personality.
Why are you pretending to know anything about women? Do you pretend to be straight around your family to try to not seem like such an anime watching faggot disappointment?

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Is there something wrong with me?
Left is a "normal" dick, or what I would assume from seeing porn. Cylindrical.
But my shaft is more like the right. Is this normal?

i have a good face, i dress good, girls stare at me a lot, i speak in decent dictions, i'm a manlet but i don't give a fuck about my height...

but if my dick wasn't small, i would have achieved a lot in life...

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>>34807836
and in their tongue... its dovakin... Dragon-Boner!

I don't see nonexistent as a option

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>>34808126
>getting this upset when someone calls out your bullshit

>>34808126
you don't have to date women in order to know anything about women. like, why do you think ESPN are trusted to talk about sports ?

>>34806772
>probally
Lmao

>>34806524
Yay, bang on 8 inches here. Gave me a lot more confidence when I found out how massive women think it is, fucked an entire group of friends (a few had bfs at the time) just from word of mouth

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>>34808117
>the two kinds of people you guys would complain about having insane standards.
Not me man, I don't throw pity parties and assume every chick out there has to have unreachable standards that I can't reach.

Most are just normal, average people with similar tastes and goals.

>>34808126
Why are you pretending to be all knowing about women? You're a robot just as same as me, stop spouting your belief as fact, dummy.

Also, the weirdest thing is that I don't even watch anime at all.

>>34808187
Probully

big dicked chads all sound like douchebags when they talk about their dicks, but women still love em for it. guess it's the right decision to not mingle with any of those devils. #mgtow

>>34808175
>thinking someone having sex with a woman is so insane a story it must be a lie
stop being such a beta loser anon, not everyone here is a virgin like you :)

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>>34806524
do you like my penis

>>34808248
>those devils
women, or chads?

>>34808266
Nice, how big and how do women react?

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I too am virg

>>34808203
>fucked an entire group of friends (a few had bfs at the time) just from word of mouth
ffs, hate modern women

After seeing all the posts in here, yes women do tell each other if a guy has a big dick, no not all women will sleep with you just because they know you have a big dick.

Skill and technique is 80% of sex, I'm >>34806813

>>34807224
Lolno
You don't need anybody those things.
If a girl finds out you have a big dick, she will pursue YOU.

The things you mentioned are important for relationships.

>>34808276
both. i don't think women deserve to be chased and pursued by good hearted innocents like us. idk what God created me for, i have a small dick, why am i even born male ? why am i even born to pursue women ? if women can still be turned on by bigger dicks, why are some men still born with small dicks ?

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>>34808256
>if I keep making up shit I will surely look smart

>>34807855
>Cash, looks, and personality are just as good
when they want sex, women don't give a shit about cash or personality. They want a decent sized dick that can pound them good

>>34808385
>admitting to being a loser kissless virgin
lol

>>34808329
there's no "modern women" or "traditional women", only "women". i'm sure all traditional women also wanted to cheat on their husbands badly

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>not sure which dicks are robots and which are shitposters using porn images

>>34807457
What's that gonna do?
Eating out a girl only makes her want to get pounded even more.

>>34808364

Nope, size is 80%. If you have a big dick, you can just lay there like a dildo and you'll still be better at sex than a guy with an average or small dick.

>there are depressed men that have big dicks

>>34808387
>thinking women just crave sex like guys do
Are you perchance a dummy?
>>34808404
Alright anon you win. I'm a huge loser that has not had sex with 6 women and I don't have a BBC.

>>34808436
>men
Are you a grill ? Do you have cooties?

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>>34808443
He's actually right in this situation. Roasties and whores just want whatever they think will give them the best fuck.

Relationships, on the other hand, need more than just a big dick to sustain themselves.
Most women wouldn't throw themselves at whoever they here has a big dick, either.

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>>34808411
Im not shitposting

>>34808494
and you're a tranny right? just need to get the record straight here

>>34808494
Well sure there are some women who do but I'm guessing they think ALL women are like that.

>>34808428
I'm seeing a girl at the moment, we were fuck buddies in sixth form and recently started seeing each other again.

Back then I'd maybe make her orgasm once every other time we had sex, now I make her orgasm and squirt multiple times almost every time we have sex. Learning to control yourself and not finish too soon, learning how a woman likes to be kissed/ touched, how they like to be fucked in what position with what rhythm and whatever depth. Practice makes perfect but having a big dick is just the icing on the cake.

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>>34808515
What? No, what gave you that idea?

>>34808519
That's what I'm assuming too. They aren't taking into account that women, much like men, have different tastes and preferences.

>>34808466
no am a guy. i'm just confused as to how a big dicked man can be depressed

>>34808542

You wouldn't be able to do that if you had a small dick.
It may be possible to be shitty at sex with a large dick, but you can't be good at sex with a small dick.

>>34808563
Have a big dick does not mean anything if you can't use it also sex does not make you are happy.

>>34808580
do you believe in God ?

'
iierfpowierpoiwerg

>>34808580
>he thinks sex is only just sticking his dick inside if the girl
You need to look up foreplay anon.

>>34808582
it means a lot, of course. look at how women react to different sizes, it should tell you something about how you should feel about what you're born with.

i don't care about sex either, but just seeing women react to big dicks, it shrinks me down, it makes me unhappy with myself, it makes me feel small and weak.

You cant just tell girls you have a big dick anyway.

>>34808634
Stop looking at so much porn you dummy.

>>34808443
>thinking women DON'T crave sex like guys do
>I'm a huge loser that has not had sex
sounds about right

>>34808697
i catfished a lot of guys and i asked a lot of women online. i know what porn dick is, i'd be super happy with myself if i'm even 6", i'm 4.5" now. it's objectively small. women will always moan louder when they fuck bigger dicks, it's emasculating as fuck.

>>34808613

>FOREplay
>FORE
That means it's before sex.

>>34808133
Someone please fucking answer.
All you fags in this thread but you can't answer something you're an expert on.

>>34808646
but you can feel good about yourself. that's more important

>>34808754
You sound very stupid anon. You can keep believing dumb shit but it's not real life. This is the last reply I'm giving you.

>>34808760
You sound like you never had sex before mate. If you just go in on a girl with no foreplay it's not going to be enjoyable unless the girl really likes you.

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>>34808770
It seems slightly abnormal if you're correct and that's its shape. Don't feel too bad about it, though, tons of dicks have little oddities involved with them.

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Just a 6.5

>>34808759
Well that sucks you're below avg but still.

Can we all agree that uncut > cut?

>>34808862
there's no such thing as 'below average', only 'small'. and yes it really sucks, idk why God even made small men if we're meant to pair with women. i hope celibacy isn't a sin because i have no choice. i wish i can have choices in life.

>>34808871
yes, why do you even ask that ? 'circumcision defense' isn't real. we circumcised guys all wished we were uncut.

>>34808871
>most women care about if it's cut or uncut in the end
I'm uncut but I can just pull my foreskin back and fuck just fine.

>>34806524
post ur face

I wanna see if dick size correlates with masculinity

>>34806524

i want to jerk that off. im 6x5.5 on a good day. being 6'3 makes it look even smaller

>>34808911
True, unless you're at LEAST 7", women will always be wanting more in sex

>>34808133
>>34808770
Yeah it's normal, tbqh I've found dicks shaped like yours feel a lot better than rounded ones.

t. fag

>>34808963
I'm 7x5 but I have a very soft voice.
>posting face on 4chan

>>34808963
>asking to see a dude's face
what a faggot

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I always thought I was 7+

I finally measured and this was the result. I'm still disappointed.

>>34806862
>>34806954


does that include huge fat asses with their cocks swallowed by fat

>>34809005
Don't think there'd be anything wrong with rounding that up to 7 honestly.

are you left handed?

>>34808426
Yeah, and she'll enjoy that tiny hammer even more than she would without the warmup. Not all girls are size queens, and if she needs something the size of a coke can, I'll just fist her then come on her face instead.

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Am I alrigth?

>>34808133

Dicks come in all sizes and forms, mate.
Mine for example has an accentuated downward curvature which I believe is kind of rare...

>>34808980
let me have sex with your butt

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thoughts on my cock? i'm scared its small :(

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>>34809108
You're both perfectly fine. You two are like, what, 6 inches?

>>34809114
teehee itty bitty but that heads a cute color

>>34809114

I would be more scared with that dirty af bathroom.
Disgusting mirror and wash basin

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>tfw you have a small dick
>tfw you have a horrible personality and constantly seem too dominant over others
>tfw I can't pull my foreskin all the way back without it hurting cause I'm uncut
>tfw I have no friends
>tfw the only reason I come here is to form temporary "relationships" that last about 2 posts before they completely dwindle

>>34809152
Yeah right now 6 inches. But if I lose weight (like 25lbs) which I usually do at summer it gets past 7 inches

>>34809114
it's above average. congrats you win life. i wish i could too

>>34809036
no, why?

>>34809114
Dirty ass bathroom

Also, I'd frot and maybe suck if you shaved

>>34809178
>I would be more scared with that dirty af bathroom.
bullshit. nothing is scarier than having women thinking your penis is small

>>34809113
Are you the dude I replied to?

If so, sure!

>>34809252
>if you shaved
fucking faggot

>tfw no robot dick to suck

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What the fuck, I meant to (You) these guys >>34809102>>34809114 with this>>34809152

>>34809232
Nice anon

>>34809284
No but I have a similar benis shape

>>34809227
>>tfw I can't pull my foreskin all the way back without it hurting cause I'm uncut
No, that's because you have phimosis. Go to your doctor and get a steroid cream, do NOT allow yourself to be circumcised. With stretching and cream it can end up just as normal as everyone elses'

>>34809310
The first dude I did anything with was a ginger with that dick shape, maybe that's why I like it so much.

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Be honest bots

do i have a chance?

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>>34809339
That's what, 3 inches erect? Sorry anon, but I don't think you do unless you enjoy SPH.

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>>34809309
like 6 and a bit thanks

>>34809339
how would you feel about sodomizing a man who's dick is easily twice the size of yours?

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>>34809382
Impressive girth, big head too. Also, nice job manscaping.

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>>34809114
Holy cow

How thick?

>>34809382
it look weird

Can someone with a mushroom head post please?

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>>34809403
I don't know...

I've been bullied because of my dick and I..started to like it

I like it when people say it's useless and it will never please anybody..

>>34809463

Are you fat anon? Losing weight might help you...

>>34809463
>I've been bullied because of my dick
by women? Do tell, I have a 5 incher and like SPH

>>34809421
thank you
>>34809450
whats weird?

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>>34809463
I'm sure with a dick that size, you hear the word "useless" quite a lot, dear anon. Hell, it's a damn wonder you can even please yourself by rubbing that little nub you call your penis.

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>tfw 7 inches but 5.25 girth.
Kinda of a pencil dick tbph.

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>>34807192
>mfw slightly above ideal

>>34809523
why is kenno so good

>>34809523
links to more from artist?

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>>34809523
thank you master

it is useless..and i came in a couple of minutes..

>>34809643
sharpie is a man, I hope you realize.

>>34809680
>master

they realize

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>>34809642
Don't have one, but looking up there name would probably help ya.

>>34809611
Do you have anymore? I'd love to see more like this.

>>34809643
Kek; little dick, big load.

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seven inches... here's chub, will post hard in a sec

>>34809764
would suck on like a lolly

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A-am I gonna make it bots?

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>>34809764
>>34809782

hey thanks i can post more if you want

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>>34809764
>>34809808
Good lord, you could beat a person to death with that thing.

>>34809785
Looks big, though that just may be your close up. Losing weight would for sure make it bigger looking, though.

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>>34806954
>4.8" girth is the average

Then this chart must be a meme
thanks be to god

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I ate my cummies..

they were yummie..

please talk badly about my little penis..

>>34809847

Average is not even remotely close to the ideal.

I'm 7.6x6.5 hard, babes

>>34809847
>tfw in the middle of not satisfying

damn

>>34809832
Yea I'm a fat fuck for sure, hence the close-up! 6.5-7... If you push the fat pouch in :/

>tfw 5.5'
does jelqing work guys?

>>34809905
no, idiots will tell you otherwise but they are just kidding themselves

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About 7.5 inches.
>tfw I break all the onaholes I use.
Why do asians have to have small dicks?

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>>34809832

thanks! is it nice and girthy for you?

>tfw skelly

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>>34809857
Go somewhere else if you want some sick pervert to indulge your disgusting SPH fetish you limp-dicked little freak.

This thread is about Cock, real Cock, not that overgrown clit you want real men to make fun of.

>>34809898
Looks good, still, though, the shower is a weird place to take a picture of it.

>>34809933
Buy a bigger onahole, silly.

>>34809905

I tried it a few years ago and it hasn't worked since then. I must have used too much pressure and caused scar tissue to form. It just doesn't get hard anymore.

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What do you gay bois think of my dick

my dick is big as a 3ds XL, is that ok?

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>>34809951
Super girthy, also, fantastic bush you have m8.

>>34809984
Nice and long with a with a good set of hangers.

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>>34809962
Could I use you as my onahole?

>>34809905
No, and it's very dangerous for your dick. At BEST you'll gain length and lose girth which is utterly counterproductive. At worst you'll get permanent erectile dysfunction.

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>>34806524
Oh come on! This thread is fucking /soc/ tier i thought we were better then this shit r9k.

>>34809962
more pics, these are hot

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>>34810015

thanks~ i usually keep it trim but not lately for some reason... i hear shaving makes it look bigger, do i need to do that?

how are my balls by the way?

>tfw straight but love cock and having guys comment on my junk

still counts as straight... r-right?

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Tfw 4 inches but wish I was smaller because I have a sph fetish

>>34810091
that is pretty damn small, I'm 5" and am completely into sph. I feel like mine is genuinely tiny, maybe you need to watch more BBC porn?

>>34808560
>That's what I'm assuming too. They aren't taking into account that women, much like men, have different tastes and preferences.

They do, this entire thread is a complete bro circle jerk.

If your girlfriends rate a man by his penis then that's literally just them.

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>>34810036
The offer is tempting, but I'll have to pass.

>>34810073
I'll do you one better, here's the source itself.
https://luscious.net/albums/danke-dankei-revolution-2_249672/

>>34810083
Shaving does usually make a dick look bigger, but there's nothing wrong with keeping a bush if you want to,
As for your balls, deliciously plump and firm looking.
It's only gay if you make it so, dear anon.

>>34810091
This guy gets it.

>>34810083
You're fine as you are. To me I find shaving to be a massive turn off, it just looks too juvenile for me, but I'm only really into older men so what do I know.

Your balls look pretty big, good proportions. If you love cock I don't think you're straight, but liking guys to comment on your dick just means you're an attention whore/exhibitionist, it doesn't affect orientation.

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Is this the cock thread

>>34806559
fuck
I can't compete with danny d...

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>>34810148
I want to violently shove a sharpie up your pooper.

>>34810167
I wanna feel the head pop into me.

>>34809933
very nice, love BBC, would suck for hours

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>>34810200
Pfft; I don't know what that was so funny to me.

>>34810195
Me neither, he has like the perfect white dick

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>>34810148
>>34810161

god damn this is turning me on more than i thought it would... another chubby one for you guys

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>>34810167
I recognize this cock~

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>>34809951
How thick?

lklklkll

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>>34810239
God damn I fucking love how your balls hang like that, dear anon.

>>34810161
>If you love cock I don't think you're straight
I'm like 90% straight, but whenever I see a big fat cock it makes me feel like a submissive little sissy that needs to suck on daddy's dick

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>>34809951
you don't mind if i save this, do you anon?

>>34807836
next to a ruler pic pls?

>>34810239
I usually don't like cut dicks either but your big bellend would feel amazing stretching me before it finally popped in. I'd clench my arse to make it feel tighter for you.

I'm getting a bit hard myself now desu.

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>>34810247
OwO

you do?

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>>34810248

ive never measured because i dont have tailor's tape or whatever it's called... i wrapped a phone charger cord around and measured that but it was inconsistent... hovered around 6 at the widest. I can't fit it into a toilet paper tube, so... bigger than whatever that is?

do you like it?

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>>34806524
>Dick size masculinity meter!
>Dick size=Masculinity

Fun Fact: In Ancient Rome a large penile size was seen as comical, while smaller was seen as more ideal in an ideal male

Fun Fact: Scientists cannot definitively come to a consensus as to why Humans have larger penises

Fun Fact: Most women do not find Penis size a priority when choosing a man, and where they did they chose girth over length

Fun Fact: Op and this entire thread is a circle jerk and should both go right back to /soc/ where they belong

>>34810310
PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES LIKE THIS, IT'S LITERALLY MY FETISH

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>>34810310
Hehe yeah that was originally me~

>>34810282
Yeah, I understand why you'd still self refer as straight. I'm technically bi (85/15 towards men) but it's easier to refer to myself as gay, especially as my voice is pretty effeminate so I don't think I could really get a girl anyway.

Daddy always needs his big hairy balls draining, and you need to be the one worshipping his fat veiny dick to make him grunt.

>>34810328
oh god we riled the baby dick

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>>34810317
>do you like it?

Yes
btw it's not gay to like big fat cocks
there's something magnetic to them

>>34810328
That was a long way to say you have a small penis, wow

>>34810328
dicklet detected
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>>34810328
The entire reason for that statue was to show the triumph of man over his animalistic nature. Whilst we're still sex hormone driven creatures, we're always gonna like a bigger cock. It feels better and we fuck for pleasure.

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>>34810341
o-oh hey you..

are we still down if I ever go to cali :^)

>>34810329
That's the only ribbon pic I have, will try to take more eventually

>>34810379
Actually 6.5 inches here
>>34810400
Interesting point but pure speculation

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>>34810274

yeah? are they nice and heavy for you? ... i do love having them licked and sucked...

>>34810291

mmmmm, it would turn me on so much knowing someone did...

>>34810302

Ffffuck, that sounds hot. i'm straight i'm straight im straight...

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>>34810425
Please don't tease me, dear anon.

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>>34810414
Of course just let me know :3
If you get the chance pleeeeease do!!

>>34810416
>everyone will stop being suspicious if i give a big but not too big size!

>>34807192
>for a fling
What the fuck is this? Women want bigger dicks to fuck them for one night than they would want their husband to have? The guy should just fist these sluts until they're worthless and dump them.

>>34810425
Being on r9k, maybe you're just a bit prison gay. Or do you have a gf?

>>34810461
Water off a duck's back anon, unlike you, i and most other humans on this planet are too comfortable with our body image to gauge self worth on the size of a sexual organ

>>34810416
>Actually 6.5 inches here
little boy

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>>34810455
What's your discord by the way..

You know..so we can talk more..and share pics..

>>34810466
Maybe it's a domination aspect, I'm not sure. Could be they want to feel more submissive temporarily but being that way longterm would make them feel odd in our modern strange society.

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>>34810450

perish the thought...

>>34810472

nah, i have a girl. just love cocks and flirting.

>>34810505
>>34810461
And the sad part? A bigger penis may find you girls easier, but in the back of your mind you will always know if it wasn't for that piece of flesh she would leave you faster then you could say 'little boy'

>>34810524
You ever fuck her face? Grabbing her ears and pumping away, only caring about your own pleasure?

How would you feel about a daddy with a veiny beercan cock doing that to you?

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>>34810524
>filename
That's only the half of it, dear anon.

>>34810525
>A bigger penis may find you girls easier
it does, thanks, now fuck off

>>34810524
I wanna get on my knees and take turns with you gf sucking on that fat dick

Another thing to add is that Male Homosexuals find penis size much more of an attribute when looking for a partner compared to Women, perhaps people in this thread are exacerbating the significance of their members?

>>34810552
>it does, thanks, now fuck off
Hahaha, face it. You will never find a good woman because those who want you are just in it for that piece of flesh they couldn't care less about who owns it, and once they find a man with a bigger one they will leave you without a single shred of remorse, once more with all those women who buy your gimmick your selection of quality women will be greatly diminished, and that includes a lifetime partner.

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>>34810549

haha, noooo. she can get about halfway down. and as for the other thing... try anything once, right?

>>34810551

and what's the other half?

>>34810619
only half? you need to train her for your pleasure!

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>>34810619
You know damn well, dear anon.

>>34810523
Perhaps it's because they emphasize more on relationship then feeling and most have never actually had an experience with a large penis, there are some women out there who try but find they are too painful and are completely put off forever.

>>34810707
>most have never actually had an experience with a large penis
sadly that's not the case.

>>34810523
>>34810707
Not to mention women's sexuality is much more psychological then men's, and as such may base their preferences on social preferences.

>>34806597
4 to 7 usually can be taken as everything from 4.0 to 6.99999

>>34810466
look just leave baby dick, every post here is gonna trigger you. Why did you even open the thread

>>34810724
Please, do continue. ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT

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I think its pretty good, right?

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>>34810657

haha i'm not a fan of having my dick vom'd on. plus I'm usually the submissive one... although we are both switches

>>34810662

no, i don't... i think i need to hear it... my balls are heavy and i need to come...

>>34810773
You're the one who made the claim that they haven't (based on your fragile ego), you continue

>>34810787
so smooth..i like it

>>34810773
I have an average dick but been with multiple girls who say they've had 8+" dicks before me

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>>34810791
It's fucking massive. That's a cock so fine you just have to worship completely, dear anon.