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I just got rejected once again lads. It really hurts. How do you cope with this feeling?

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THICC GODDESSES TIER
>South East Asians
>Black girls
>Latina girls

Great tier
>Arab girls
>Indo-Iranian girls
>South Indian girls
>Northern European girls

Average tier
>Eastern European girls
>Chinese girls

Shit tier
>Western European girls
>Japanese and Korean girls

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Real or fake. They don't give a damn.

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>get one of these bad boys
>download some 3d porn
>it gives me a headache if I use it for too long so I can't edge
>cum 10 times in 3 hours
>end up feeling incredibly nauseous and have a huge migraine
>dick is literally rubbed raw

explain why you don't have one of these right now robots

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>tfw had the captain falcon helmet dream again

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>mfw I managed to bullshit my way into a webdev position despite not doing shit in years
S-so what do I do now?
D-Doushio?~

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are you sleeping late tomorrow

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>tfw used to wear plaid tribal/dragon design shirts with cargo shorts
>used to blast slipknot all day
>would question Gods existence in Sunday school
>would always brag about fictional fights i never had to classmates

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Worship me, white boi.

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Does anyone else here use ASMR as a substitute for human contact?

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>He likes E-celebs
>He doesn't shower three times a day

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When was the last time you were happy? What makes you happy, robots?

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>Friday
>Girl I talked to for a few months but haven't texted in a bit calls
>Says she is real sorry for not texting has been busy, still interested
>I make a date for us that night at 8:30 to just walk around and shop
>We meet up, date goes well, she laughs a lot, but needs to leave after only about 45 minutes, she needs to pack for a trip
>We hug, say goodbye
>I decide to go get a drink at a popular restaurant and bar instead of go home
>Place is packed, but find a seat at the bar quickly next to a couple and two attractive young girls separated by one seat
>Order a White Russian and sit and drink quietly while writing in my little Moleskin notebook (I'm a writer, just finished my first novel) for about twenty minutes
>I need a girl's opinion for something
>Casually get one of the girl's attention, ask question, we talk for about five minutes and I have them both laughing a lot, we then go back to our drinks
>I have another question
>Ask again, we laugh a lot, one girl gives me a great idea, I slam my fist on the bar and say "You're next ones on me, that was golden" while casually putting my arm on her shoulder
>We then all talk for about an hour and half
>The other gets tired, decides she wants to leave
>The one I like turns and asks if I want company
>Casually say "Yeah, sure"
>They laugh and say I didn't sound very enthusiastic
>I turn and put my hands together and push my chair back a bit and pretend to get on one knee and say "Please, please don't go, I'm begging you to stay"
>They both find it very funny and say thats more like it
>Other one gets up, we hug, say it was nice meeting each other
>I talk to the other one until almost midnight, I causally touch her back and arm a couple times, we both laugh and get along
>I buy her that drink
>We both get tired, she says she should be getting home
>I get her number and ask if I can see her again
>She says of course
>We both stand up, tightly hug, and say goodbye

Is that really all you guys want and are after?

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Is balding early a good reason to be an hero/become a NEET?

I was cute now I look like young bozo. Where's the light?

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How does meditation work?

I was thinking about a theory, but I don't know if it's realistic enough.
We're all NEETs slobs, and our main problem, let's be honest, is that we are lazy as fuck. We suck when it comes to productivity, and we have the attention span of an over-excited dog.

Now, could meditation help us? When I think about my current ability to study or do anything that is not shitposting on 4chan, I'm sure that I can last, at best, 2 hours. After those 2 hours I will be burnt out, and for the rest of the day I will be too mentally tired to do anything else.

Now, what if after those 2 hours I meditated for 30 minutes? I have no experience on meditation, but from what I've gathered it should ''restor'' you, and put you on the moment again, as an observer. Given these conditions we would be able to study or do whatever we have to do for 2 other hours.

Also I know that meditation is ultimately a skill, and with enough practice we can become really good at it, to the point where we could, ideally, put ourselves in autopilot and study/do what we have to do 16 hours everyday with almost no effort.

Is meditation the best route to success? Can any robot into meditation here confirm or debunk my theory?