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>tfw it's Valentines Day and my niece wants to spend the day with me
Does she want to fuck?
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>>34876045
Yes, and do it
then post pics
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of course
all nieces want that cool uncle dick
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>>34876045
No you sick fuck. Maybe she wants to spend it with you because you're a lonely mess? Don't betray her trust faggot.
If its any consolation... Im also a lonely fucking anon. . _.
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Just off work and bored, talk with me robots. How's life?
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It got to page nein
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>>34876011
you have good taste in pr0n
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>>34877034
Thank you, practice it in real life too. Been getting hit in the nuts daily since I was fifteen
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What exactly are the criteria for being a robot?
Please list them
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>>34875975
The primary characteristics of a robot are unhappiness and loneliness. All other sentiments are secondary criteria.
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>>34876012
Does a depressed chad who feels like no one understands him constitute as a robot?
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>>34875975
one or more of the following:
>schizoid
>schizotypal
>schizophreniform
>schizoaffective
>schizophrenia
>bi-polar
>avpd
>ppd
>bpd
everything else is meme-tier and should not be tolerated on this board
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What do your guy's voices sound like? I'm curious as to whether robots have some similar characteristics in this area.
My voice doesn't fit my body, I'm a skinny fat guy with dark circles under my eyes who has looked the same since I was six, but I have a voice like that of Cho Seung Hui (https://youtu.be/7-mc4gekt_A), but a bit deeper. Normalfags love to mimic it and can't help but comment on it when I have to talk to them
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>>34875934
Are you really the guy who posted this ages ago?
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>>34876290
What do you mean? I made a post of wizchan last night with similar wording
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>>34876313
I just thought I saw this same kinda op years ago. Guy was really worried about how his voice doesn't match what he looks like. I'm probably just losing it. Anyway, I think Cho had a mostly fine voice. I suppose it sounds a bit montone. Maybe you could try altering your tonal qualities a bit? What do you picture your voice sounding like? Mine is more high pitched than I would like.
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I just had my consultation for breast augmentation
By this time next week I will have C-cup breasts
I'm also a man.
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Are you also going to go on HRT? I'd love to go on HRT but I'm too masculine looking, broad shoulders. It'd be a mess.
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>>34876041
I've been on HRT for a while, my chest has puffed up a little bit but it looks like ass.
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>>34876080
That's why I'm scared to do it. I just do squats and other exercises to look more feminine in some areas. Clothes and make-up are what I used to go all out on. Hopefully I'll get more clothes one day
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>I've reached that level of loneliness where I can create a conversation with myself and I've been talking into an empty room for 24 minutes
who here /isolated/
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>>34875805
>I talk to myself outloud
>so weird and crazy
everyone outside of normies do this and its fucking normal
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>>34875805
i'll spend hours talking to myself about politics and philosophy
it's not that weird anon
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>it's another normie doesnt talk to anyone for 48 hours and thinks he's a robot episode
hmm i see
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Who /bills/ here?
How bad do you guys have it?
here is my monthly
>$120 Gasoline
>$60 Phone
>$200 Groceries
>$126 Car insurance
>$195 Car payment
That's around $700/mo
Then I am going to have to move out soon too. Holy fuck being an adult sucks ass.
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>$60 phone
why?
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>>34875798
I'm on my friend's plan and I got a Samsung Galaxy s6 like a year or so ago.
He said he needs $60.
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>>34875780
OP here. I also only make $2,200/mo. Kek.
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To all of you who think you are incapable of ever having a (good looking) girlfriend. Check out Real Social Dynamics (RSD), and you'll get your shit together. If you instead choose to continue living the same life you have, you made a choice to be a beta cuck. The choice is yours faggots.
>you can get any of their products on /r/pickuptorrents
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>>34875747
>PUA shit
For most robots being a beta bitch boy is half the problem. The only other have is they honestly, truly don't want GFs and/or lack the emotional capacity for one.
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>>34875747
What up guys, RSD Tyler here
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>>34875803
There's also a ton of those who want a girlfriend but truly think they are fucked for life. And RSD is not really your average pick up shit, they are on a whole new level
My point is, they choose to be a faggots living in the basement crying about wanting a better life
>>34875891
kek
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>>34874063
Nah this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qr78z36HEMQ
0:58 to 1:02 kinda
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>>34875740
Please see this fuk.
I should have said all in the OP
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hahahhahaha anon fucked up posting
if not, why are you replyign to an archived thread
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>>34875783
Caus he postedthe wrong song.
We had a moment.
I needed closure but the thred ded
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Why do I have such an urge to be small and feminine? I'm 19, and I'm 5'7. Ever since I was 4 i've fantasized about being a girl. I just wanna be small and cute and girly and playful. Is that bad? What do I do? I feel like I'm too big.
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>>34875698
you're 5'7, mission accomplished.
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>>34875698
>Ever since I was 4 i've fantasized about being a girl
Your parents suck, rebuke them and live in accordance with truth, not your dumb babby brain fantasies.
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>>34875725
i thought that was kinda tall?
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What the fuck happened to media? Where did it all go wrong?
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Go pack to pol with your politics, this board is for feels only
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>>34875504
>the ok sign is now a hate symbol
hold up, i'm gonna need the full story on this bullshit
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>>34875504
The sign for ok and/or anus (depending on country) is now a "hate symbol"?
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I (20M) have a friend (21M) and we're both in college. I'm 5'1 and he's 6'4. We've been hanging out for a while, but he does weird stuff when we're together. Like, because of my size, he'll pick me up and move me around just because he can, or he'll jokingly talk to me in a baby-voice. I know that he's just messing around but it's still unusual. He also always tries to control me. Like he makes all the plans when we hang, or he'll even make me ask to go to the bathroom when i'm at his place. I don't really argue because it's not a big deal. Recently, he did something insane, though. He was angry about something unrelated when we were hanging out the other day, and when I stood up to go to the bathroom, he grabbed me by the shoulders and told me to piss myself. I was scared and confused, then he told me to do it again. He was so mad and he spoke so stern, that I did it. I peed my pants right in front of him. I was really embarressed, but then he spoke really softly and nicley, and let me clean up. Why is he like this? What should i do?
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>>34875468
This is what my board has become.
I kept a part of my soul in this pale vessel, and now it has become corrupted.
Perhaps it's time, that I leave my last memoirs in this cybernetic sepulcher, and destroy my physical body.
...OP, I hope you find a way to uncorrupt yourself, to free yourself from the tyranny of whatever demons plague you. For your own sake, and for all our sakes.
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Go to reddit and tell your story there
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>>34875512
see you next week buddy
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>literal loser idiot joins my discord
>doesnt say anything
>ask this guy who he is
>spergs out
>ban him
talk about some of the literal autism you experience
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>>34875455
>be on /r9k/
>open this thread
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OP, What's your discord? Can I have an invite?
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>>34875525
>just invite me lmao
kill yourself
>all you wannabe normies fell for the holiday meme
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>>34875400
TFW NO NAZI
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>>34875451
tell me more, anon
originale
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What the fuck is the holiday meme?
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Phase 2 initiating in approximately 12 hours
Phase 3 ETA 36 hours
Operation: ERADICATE NORMALSHITS FROM 4CHAN ETA 48 hours
Mark your calendars boys. A cosmic tier BTFO is on its way
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>>34875364
why don't you tell us a little bit about your master plan?
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>>34875364
godspeed with all that. This is how europe died.
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>>34875386
oh i cant tell you yet the next step of my master plan