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Do girls wear skirts when they are not in public trying to garner attention?
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It should be a law that women wear skirts at all times.
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No. Sweatpants are comfier.
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>>34987674
No, skirts are comfy

Hey fuckers,

As a psychiatrist, I sometimes have to bite my tongue around my more hopeless patients. But here I'm anon and 3/4s down a bottle of absolut, so tell me your problems and I'll tell you what I REALLY think.

Love,

Dr. Normie.
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>>34987630
Sometimes I'm sad :(
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>>34987685
Sounds like you need a kys.

Love, Dr. Normie
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>>34987630
What kind of problems do I talk to psychiatrists about? I honestly don't know.

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Are you ready for anime gfs?
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>>34987610
Why do they make them Asian, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?
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>>34987610
can i fug them?
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no desu i thought i would be exited, but nah... maybe if i were kid or teen yeah, they can't make mu lonelyness go away, only a genuine touch/hug will do it at this moment probably and it will help for only some moments

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It's all about facial aest...
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Are you implying his in any way successful?
He's a literal nobody pushed by the jews at YouTube once they ran out of e-celebrities to put in their yearly meme wrap-ups.
Nobody likes him, nobody takes him seriously, and nobody is sure as fuck having sex with him.
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>>34987595
casey neistat makes me want to fucking kill myself
even before CNN bought him, his faggy pretentious vids about how great his life is, while he has one of the most dull, annoying, and narcissistic personalities on youtube. And to top it off, his face is absolutely revolting. He looks like a gay surfer who aged and still tries to hang out with 17yr old chads at the beach

tl;dr: he's a fucking cunt
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>>34987629
if you repeat that often enough, it may be true

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tell me about the autistic shit you do, fellow femanons.

I'm completely obsessed with pretty and young female celebrities. I just spent the whole weekend laying on the couch with my laptop and watching videos about past disney and nickelodeon stars like Miley, Ariana Grande and Vanessa Hudgens, watching Pretty Little Liars and obsessing over the actresses, browsing their instagram feeds and so on and so on. That's what I do most of my time. I have zero friends.
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>>34987549
SUCK
MY
COCK
DUDE ipkajsfknaekSFEASTAESTFG
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>>34987598
GTFO DICK MONSTER
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>ignored even by other fembots

I'm so sad and lonely

What was the happiest moment of your life anon? Asking out of curiosity.
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>>34987464
Yes goyim fuck that 2d slut instead of stacy while she gets plowed by chad.
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Last week I said ''You too'' twice in a row to guy who'll decide wether or not I can keep my job.
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when i had money in my account after paying bills

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How bad can rape be if women fantasize about it?
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>>34987448

Actually I haven't found anyone yet who could explain to me the horrors of rape without resorting to homosex, pedosex or extreme violence.
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>>34988098
Well let's hold you down and stick things in your ass and have a disgusting fat putrid woman ride you
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>>34988174
>Well let's hold you down and stick things in your ass

Yeah, just as I thought and as predicted by that pic. You can't stop switching from circumclusion to penetration, eh? Fuck off, retard.

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have you guys tried this /r9k/
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>>34987362
Yes .It was too tight.
The towel one feel better.
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The condom balloon ones seem good
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>>34987362
Yeah, it feels better than your hand. You need plenty of lubrication and a feel for how much stuffing to put in to prevent it from being too tight. It also gets kinda messy.

Ingrid Thulin
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>>34986998
>Ingrid Thulin

she looks like a monkey.
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>>34987029
you could've shown your choice besides insulting mine
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Jocelin Donahue in the house of the devil

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How is your youtube channel going, robots?
I'm off to a fresh start, wish me luck niggers
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What kinda videos are you going to do? Good luck OP!
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>>34986828
Thank you lad, rap beats in the style of famous rappers, kinda cliche but i think it's better than doing let's plays and commentary stuff, just got 50 views in an hour, so I'm kinda happy with it
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how much views a week do you get on average?

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You're about to walk past 10/10, what do?

Do you break up inside, start perspiring, go short of breath, lower your gaze and have a mini panic attack as you approach her?

Or do you confidently check her out, make eye contact, give her a subtle smile, which she either coyly returns, or coldly ignores, in either case your ego is unshakable?
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Study my ass off
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>>34986471
Don't give a flying fuck because I'm busy.
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>>34986471
I just ignore women.
It's hard to get sexually attracted to cold, vile and heartless creatures, which is why you never see someone collecting heartworms.

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What's up with this shirt, I always see it posted now.
Is it supposed to be some mating call that you're down to take it up the butt?
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>>34986356
I think it was worn by an anime character

then again it might just been shopped in there
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I'm a tranny and I wear it to show the people who would be familiar with that image what kind of person I am
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>>34986356
it means you're a sad lonely weeb with no life or friends and want to stick it in some unhealthy stickfigure of a man with mental issues to live out some pathetic fetish because the only thing you can focus upon is sexual release

nah just kidding it means you are or want a succubus (male)

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Hey there! What's for din-din today?
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I love your stove, I've never seen one like that. How is it compared to coil/induction/gas?
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>>34986341
damn thats unhealthy af
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are you frying fortune cookies?

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i've just ordered form the same pizza place for the second day in a row

what if the delivery guy is the same person and thinks im a freak? fuck
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If he says anything about it, you can never order from there again
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>>34986315
>what if the delivery guy is the same person and thinks im a freak?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OP
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I had this happen, it was a female too

She made some comment, I wanted to die

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What do we know? what can we know for sure?

Ever since I was little I found existence itself a very weird concept.

Nothing is supposed to exist, it would have to come from something, and yet something exists, obviously.

We know that something exists, but beyond that, what can we be sure of?

Religions are useless in answering such questions, and atheism simply can't fill the void such questions cause.

So, what is this reality?
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>>34986295

Reality is unique to the being interpreting it. What one experiences cannot be said for others. My red could be your blue.
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>>34986295
I honestly don't know.
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>>34986295
The power of belief is strong, and I think it has a big part in shaping our universe.

For example: close your eyes and imagine the taste of salt. Now pretend you have a salt shaker in your hand, and shake it into your mouth. You start to taste it.

Do it in front of people so they can experience it too.

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