have you guys tried this /r9k/

>>34987362
Yes .It was too tight.
The towel one feel better.

The condom balloon ones seem good

>>34987362
Yeah, it feels better than your hand. You need plenty of lubrication and a feel for how much stuffing to put in to prevent it from being too tight. It also gets kinda messy.

>>34987362
do wet sponges help?

I used a thick rolled up towel to replace both the sponge and the cup. In the end the inside of the glove felt too abrasive (shouldn't have used one of those medical ones with the powder in them) and having to hold the entire thing together wasn't very fun.

they make prostitution illegal

got niggas shoving their dicks in sponges and shit

this is the equivalent of poor kids using a bucket as a basket ball hoop

I bought a fleshlight (sukit).

It's not that expensive and well-suited to my small penis.

>>34987362
yeah and it feels terrible. So does a sandwich bad between couch cushions

I tried one with water balloons and just ended up busting water balloons on my bed. The best one I ever made was this really soft and squishy target thing for airsoft. It was really sticky but once you put lotion and wrapped it around your dick it felt really good

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I tried this one (towel, glove and lube) a few years ago and it felt like shit.

Although the real thing felt like shit for me as well so my dick might just be busted.

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>>34987362
yallreadyknowivetriedemall

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holy shitballs this is the best thing ever

>>34987872
Amazecakes, I'm gonna try this at home.

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>>34987362
I went a little bit too far.

>>34987949
The vagina hole is too high
But eh, what do i know?

>>34987872
I tried this and didn't work. It didn't turn out consistent enough and made my dick all dirty.

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These are all literally just fake foreskins.

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>>34988337
and too tight, if there is such a thing
send help or a real sex doll pls

>>34987449
>>34987526
>>34987621

Anyone who can use this thing is a dicklet. It's definitely too tight, even for the average dick.

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>>34987872
I did this one and i stuck my dick in it with letting it cool down that was bad move on my part.

>>34987362

nope.

but I tried chop chop chop: >>/gif/10120233

>>34987362
I feel like my dick wouldn't fit and it would be generally unpleasant.

>>34989269
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chop chop chop ?

I've done the condom in the toilet paper roll with the cardboard pulled out before and it was okay not really worth the trouble though

>>34987362
i'm pretty sure that fucking sex dolls/fleshlights/other mutilated parts is a gateway to goreshitfetishes so i try to avoid it.

>slept king has risen

fuck fleshlights, anyone got some for dildos ?

>>34988418
i just gagged, get this digusting shit out of here

m8s don't waste your time and just buy this off-brand fleshite for $20: https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Male-Masturbation-Masturbator-Black/dp/B017B5LLNG/

It's a #1 best seller in its category and has tons of positive review, so it's not some cheap Chinese piece of shit that will give your dick a chemical burn. And if you're worried about your parents opening the package or asking you what you received, just have it mailed to an Amazon Locker and pick it up discretely. Probably the best $20 I've spent.

No, by the time i got truly interested in fapping accessories i had a PO box and a debit card so i just bought a cheap fleshlight from Amazon.

>>34988418
>fake foreskin
I want these meme to stop.

Onaholes are meant to simulate a fuck hole, not foreskin. This is coming from some one who still has their foreskin intact, and I use them because I like to have some variety in my fapping.

>>34987362
What am I going to tell mummy when her sponges have disappeared?

Fucking dumb man just buy a $10 one off amazon and a huge ass bottle of lube.

You'll never go back to hand fapping.

>>34987872
this rips your dick skin off. unironically.

where the fuck do you buy lube?

>>34987362
I once did that, then after cumming in it I put the sponges back in the kitchen with the rest of the clean sponges under the sink.

Tbh it's not that great, just move out and get an actual sex toy.