i've just ordered form the same pizza place for the second

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If he says anything about it, you can never order from there again

>>34986315
>what if the delivery guy is the same person and thinks im a freak?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OP

I had this happen, it was a female too

She made some comment, I wanted to die

>>34986315
he wouldnt care, its just a man doing his job
you just wanted pizza hes just doing his job

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>>34986400
he's going to think im a faggot and he will tell everyone at his pizza place that im the faggot addicted to pizza. i'll be a fukcing laughing stock

>>34986470

How many pizzas did you order?

>>34986366

i fucking hate it when its a lady delivery guy. she always gives me a weird look and its always awkward, i dont know why

>>34986400

>comparing the delivery guy to a concentration camp guard

bit far m8

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>Local Pizza place is chill as fuck
>They make garbage Pizza but all drivers are like 40 year old dudes
>I'm in a student town
>Every time I order early they recognise my hangover
>If we ever order twice a day the dude rolls up and starts telling cool jokes and shit
>Ordered so much pizza in my first year of uni we made a tower out of all the boxes in our house
>Posted it on twitter and got free pizza

Make friends with your pizza dudes

>>34986315
>Open door
>Turn around
>Yell "Pizza's here"
>He now believes you're throwing a party

>>34987135
>"Pizzas here!"

>silence

>>34987135

>Tfw you forget to put the lights in the house on so he/she knows youre alone

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>>34987135
>>Turn around
>>Yell "Pizza's here"

>"haha you must really like pizza"
>"I've lost control of my life"
>"AHAH TOO REAL TOO REAL DAWG see you tomorrow"

>>34987135

>anon yells to an empty house
>driver tells everyone some autsitc guy ordered pizza AGAIN!

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>>34987135
>when the door closes and you have a harsh reminder of you being alone for the rest of your life

>another lonely friday night
>go to sainsburys
>get two bottles of real ale and a ready meal
>hope he doesnt make a funny comment or give me a pitying look

Here's what's really going through the normies mind, Anon.

>Only another 100 more stops after this one
>My ass hurts I just want to go home
>I hope this guy tips me well
>Stacey needs new shoes

Probably won't even remember you.

>>34986400
Dubs know the truth.

I used to deliver pizza. As long as you tip well and aren't a dick he'll be happy to deliver to you again.

>>34986658
Two 21 inch pizzas with the works

And a calzone for a midnight snack

>>34986315
Loser and please kill your self, you're not the center of the world

I deliver food for a living and i can tell you they dont give a single fuck about you aside from how much you tip.

>>34986315
If it's the same guy just respond with "Boy I sure do love pizza, haha"

>>34987456

ask for his mobile and send him the occasional text about pizza, and let him know when youre ordering

also let him know about any topping ideas you come up with to keep the pretence going

>>34987445

yeah i work at a supermarket and i dont give one solitary shit what people buy. once youve left my till ive forgotten about you

>tfw parents are religous nuts who never eat pork and refuse to buy it
>tfw cant go out and get me a pepperoni pizza without silently declaring i think theyre crazy or silently saying im atheist

fuck my parents

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pizza came guys. it wasnt the same person, it was some ethnic fellow (possibly muslim). he handed me the pizza and told me to have a good night

it all worked out okay.